We don’t want to be like the guy at the end of the film: gagged and tied to a chair with our hands behind our backs. We need financial support. People, equipment, food, blood... all of these things cost money.

The absolute minimum cost to make this film is $11,563. This is what we would call the “beg, borrow, and steal method of filmmaking”. Pretty much self-explanatory but with potential jail time.

Back the Project! Kickstarter is an all-or-nothing deal. If we don't meet or exceed our $11,563 goal then we get nothing. Zero. Nada. Zip. Which will make us really sad and probably send one of us on a table flipping rampage. If you care about tables then please back us. No amount is too great or too small. Not only will your heart be happy, but you'll also be supporting the growth of the indie film community.

Tell EVERYONE and their mother! No, really. Call your mom and tell her about the project. Even if you can't donate, sharing this kickstarter with friends and other likeminded horrible people via email or social media will really help build a community to rally behind what we're trying to accomplish.

Follow us! We're hip. We're cool. We've got a Facebook AND a Twitter account for you to follow. That's where we'll post any updates about the film, production stills, and behind the scenes footage.

Ask us anything! And we do mean ANYTHING. Have questions? Want more information about the film? Our shoe sizes? Ask away!

Filmmaking is fun, challenging, rewarding, and costly. Independent films are often financed through grassroots campaigns or by going into debt. We are working with other passionate filmmakers and actors who are devoting their time, energy, and talent into the making of this film- it would only be right to pay them for their craft.

Plus, who doesn't love that face?

Like custom illustrations? So do we! That's why we asked our good friend Jake Ekiss to design an exclusive 4 or More poster! Jake is an incredible Dallas-based comic creator and illustrator and we are so excited to share his art with you! Included in the VIP tier and above in an 11x17" print.

Arm by Kristi Boul

Yup. That's an arm. And you can only imagine what will happen to it. We had Houston Special FX and Make Up artist Kristi Boul make 2 of these bad boys for the film. There are also 2 spots (well, 1 now) for the "Can You Give Me A Hand" tier... What an odd coincidence! Here's a quick video of the process:

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Ideally, we'd like to aim for $18,180. This would include a symbolic compensation for cast & crew (when we say symbolic, we really mean it. It would be like: “Aww, that’s cute. I’m going to frame this as a souvenir”). This would also improve production values dramatically by allowing us to rent bright and shiny toys (equipment), feed the cast and crew (ever work with “hangry” people? It’s real. And it’s not fun), location expenses, props, wardrobe, production insurance, film festival entry fees, etc.

For the low, low price of $32,201 we’ll get all of the above (minus the jail time) as well as a professional post-production studio for sound mixing (with a REAL audio engineer and everything!). Sound is a crucial part of the film and is the independent film’s achilles heel. This goal would also cover music rights, ADR work (fancy acronym for audio stuff), color correction and grading, etc. In all seriousness, post-production is costly, and this number is just an estimate of what we will need to polish the film.

NOTE: We are NOT affiliated with Cards Against Humanity, nor do we work with/for them. We just really like the game.