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HEY EVERYONE LET'S ALL SING THE MOTOROLA LEATHER WATCH THEME SONG, YOU GO FIRST

All watches are nice, but Motorola makes the best

I keep one on my wrist and two or three taped to my chest

And one in the cupboard and fourteen in the den

Where I stuff them into human clothes and pretend they're my friend

Sure, you can tell time on them but more than just that

You can check the weather, traffic, and latest fashions for cats

Use the voice control function again and again

To talk to your watch and pretend you have a friend

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Motorola Moto 360 Smart Watch

Better than a stupid non-smart watch

When everyone has abandoned you and you're stuck at home

Your smart watch will be there with you when you're alone

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[explosions]

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[sounds of crying]

[whalesong]

[jackhammers]

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[leaked FBI tapes]

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