FEEDBACK FROM THE PEOPLE

danoob?

HE GOES BY DANNYBOY NOW!!

pls no

hi, my name is emily, and i suffer from a terrible genetic condition which makes me smell like a foot.

coyoil, can you please help

i have sailed all seven seas and one more (if you know what i mean ARR) and ive never heard something so tragic... ARRR

Hi, i really need some help. I've been wearing wigs to school for the past month because of my terrible balding problem and i think people are starting to notice. any advice will be helpful

I AM A COY BOY

Nice

Go dickless

pop

this is the worst

All hail the orb

Ah! Thank god a website with the sense to link its homepage on its other pages in some unobtrusive manner. Plz add mousover text.

This site is very helpful for getting me off 10/10 would visit again quickscope noscope 360

i know half of you half as well as i would like, and i like less than half of you half as much as you deserve

I WILL BY THIS SHIT FOR ONE BILLION DOLLARS

HASHTAG#DICKLESSFORCHIKLIS2017

Site is a lil too coy for my taste. I would refer fellow coy boys crying tears of soy to dailydizzydinkydeals.com

DIckless for micheal chiklis, please sponser me to go dickless for chiklis.

#dickchik #momoney #dicklessforchikless

I will pay triple my offer for this site. Just let me know if this... offends you.

First things first, I'm the coyest.And you'd better believe that this coy boy will toy with your tears of soy. I'll have you beefing before you even bend your tiny, cowardly knees and try to freakin' move. Sorry to put y'all on a 1 PM blast, but your ass is more than grass - IT'S GLASS. Overall, this site is completely sans-dick for good ole' Mike Chik. Enjoy being coy, you small cowards, and don't mess unless you want to feel my coy, cold aardvark cum.

She is an angery bitch. But she is calm

Can anyone here DJ my aunts bris?

Nailed it.

this is dank as fuq and more then a bit coy

I approve.

coy

todah

I smell tooo goood bitches keep getting my shoes wet

This is a little coy for this little boy

this page is the epitome of aids. i am literally the meming hitler after this page

10000 strong against the CoyOil redesign. They had a perfect game going and they jumped the freakin carp.

http://instagram.com/p/wOE_Lwya0Z/

heeeeeeeeeeeeh?

I cum on diz site when i have work 2 do, but now i cum on this site even (stevanz) when i do not have diz to do cuz?>

Cool.

Excuse you. Indeed, excuse you.

Hi, I am a real estate mogul, and am currently developing plans to build a luxury high-rise on CoyOil Street. My offer to you is $1million and a half for this domain name.



Unchill attitude may close to door to future negotiations.

Very Chill. Very Todah

Get liquid.

Hello, I am interested in acquiring your website's domain name for... A good cause. No price is too high. Let me know.

- Jon Wolf

Hello, Amir. You told me to come to this website for free bitcoins but I'm not seeing the link you told me about. Please if you read this return my calls, you said you would be at my house 3 hours ago...

I heard this site was a one-stop shop for mom and pop? But I'm not going to bring my dad around here. This ain't no place for dads.

yo so, yo so, when it snows my shoes the bleed because my shoes have holes and I can nay afford socks, so.......FUCK A CHEERLEADER TWICE, EAT HER POM POMS. So.....

Yes.

I am Adam Norris, and i am the unchillest. I have steaming hot like dat sugababe wit all mi bovril. I have a passion for bread like the king of portugal

my name is Matthew Lenin Lee. I am a coy goy toy boy addicted to oil and have fapped many a time while viewing this moist site. I would like to make a query: what credentials qualify you to advertise yourself as "coy"? I believe this is false advertising and will set the government on you unless you shake shake dat booty my mother smells of jam #ChicklessAndDickless

Hello, my town is being harassed by a man named Jon Wolf, he hunts around my local library luring people into book clubs and then when he tells them he will return the books for them he throws them away and no one can hold him responsible because the other people are liable for the books they checked out it's subtle and not illegal and it has been tearing at the fabric of a close town.

Coy vey! I find this page very shalom.

amir this is your father i no i have done u wrong. i have strangled ur friend penis with my legs and i fdd u a gril jizz sandwiche but i am wiling 2 give u anothr chance sone, i am on holywierd bouletard come hither

I went dick-less for myself, things got real.

This site sucks

I have noticed your site is influenced heavily by Shakespearean works. I understand the deep literary references of coyness and appreciate your fine talents. Good day to you.

Uh, hey. Jon Wolf here. Just wanted to say, my little cousin who was diagnosed with cancer a few weeks ago really wants/needs this website. I am willing to pay $1000 straight cash for this chill website. I'll mail you the money after you give me the website.



-Awoooo

P.S: Your captcha is a diva

i do enjoy a meaty brothel

smallyoyo.com

пропаганды гомосексуализма

Coyoil is what I live for. Coyoil is what I breathe for. Coyoil is what i'll die for. Now that's a humble brag.

despicible meeeeee

HI IM JOSH!



#greenlightjakeandamir

give a friend a ham sandwich, homie!

I like Jake Straus. He is my friend. He and I make music together. Our music is not good, nor is it bad. Listening to our music is like eating a bread sandwich.

GREEN LIGHT WALMART RATCHETS, YA'NAW MEAN???

IM GOING DICKLESS

How is this good? How is this fair?

MY THIGHS ARE BURNING

That's fair-its more than fair

fuck this quack you're a hack

this site turn me on so much i cant poop

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What a greasy oil pit.





... I think I like it... ;)







Ooh, am I being coy?

hello,, I found this website throgh a good friend and I thiNk it is is very informational. I weould recommend more top con tent

Bad site? Nah. Bad YOU.

EVERYONE! DO NOT POST TO THIS SITE! ZARK FUCKERBURG USED IT TO TROLL AROUND FOR PAINTINGS AND ART IN MY HEAD LIKE A COY BITCHLY AND SOLD THEM FOR BILLIONS, NAE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

Would anyone like to move into a muffin?

ווי זייער קלוימערשט שעמעוודיק

to say the very least this website is so todah

that im have a pussy

I saw Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.



He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”



I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him beefing as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen microphones in his hands without paying.



The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.



When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any audiovisual infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each mic and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really coyly.

im a coy boy a very coy boy ahoy hoy oy vey

I have become a clingy smulge of myself.

I'm a coy diva roach

I saw Jon Wolf at a local library. He was getting out young teen books and burning them at home. Since they're kids books, there is no late fee so he insists that they're just late. He does this often and is planning to slowely bankrupt all libraries.



He's coy and a brazen coward. Technically still legal though.

All you circle jerking diva roaches....

@therealpauldano on Twitter!







Total eclipse

Eclipse

Thx

This website made my dad so mad he moved.......

But you know what I told him?

Take that entire order and shove it up your ass. That's right, shove it up your goddamn ass.

YUDODIS.

What's that? I have a string beenus and you have a big penis?

Для легализации транссексуалов в кафе я стою.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

So subtle.........

I have some complaints.

Yes sulu?

Maggie Thatcher

MILF catcher

I just came

Into a giraffe turd

The DPRK has some chill beats I think this site would benefit from.

This website feels like an enema to the eye. Glorious shit filling my pupils

I would like to nationalise this very chill site

if there's something gay, in your neighborhood

who you gonna call?

NUTBUSTERS

crustacean drool cube

Danoobian principalities.

Jon Wolf is a public menace. He has been going around licking all the doorknobs in my town and when I asked him to stop he told me he was just doing some spring cleaning. It was mid-July.

I am young, dumb and covered in cum. Email me @ 631-960-7187 for a good time.

Long live the coyest proletarian cuntural revolution. I'll collectivize dat ass tho

1991

fuck that gob you a dob

Everybody has been acting coy to me since 2003.

GO DICKLESS FOR STOPTOBER

You Lucky Devil!

go rogue for vogue

i really like his romance the white guy or gay? i wanna fuck him yea

i'm not gonna let some quack in a van hack me up with a can for fifty bucks

Why has god abandonded us?

Nobody aksed for your SHITTY INPUT, Gordon.

You coy for this one, Rick!

Can we not just have peace? On this site, in the glory of God, we can achieve peace in our time. Just forget your troubles and go dickless for Michael Chiklis. Amen.

Go dickless for Michael Chiklis

What website even is this use look to like it for?

my phone is never over 4% batterey

Think you're pretty? YOU AINT.

who knows the muffin boy

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is one hell of a brag.

Happy half b-daie to me! Now sit down!

blurree sog

Get tae fuck with yer wee ISIL fellas. Scotland, land of large genitalia and shoddy food, will show yae a true spanking if yer've ever heard 'a one. Yer've got faces like a a skelped erse, 'n yae can just go awa' n bile your head, fecking bawjaws. Prepare yer anus for trident. HMNB Clyde 'n its nukes'll fuck yer wee fanny, givin' Putin(dicks-up-his-anus) a run for his money. An' while we're at it get tae fuck Ass-sad, ye wee scounder.



RIP in pieces. Fight for the clan folk!

We should kill stunt double, he's getting in the way.

The Ginger's hair is deepest red

Not all of it is on his head

Some of it is on his pubes

Nick sent me those sexy nudes



THEN BLAZE THE SCARLAT INFIDEL;

WITH HIM IN CHARGE WE BURN IN HELL!

Though cowards flinch and tr8tors sneer

Let's all agree no gingers here

My own penis? Cut it off, I say!

Stop telling me I have a stroke.

bob you get stroked every day

Coil. That's right, coil. Am I being coy?

Coil the foil till the doyle is goyle. Coy vey my bubbe is gay.

Literally the only person claiming this is a porn site is you, Biltong McFilmong. Nobody else. Literally just you. Why? Do you WANT Jake and Amir to do porn together? You literal sick fuck, you. Sickus fuckus youus. I would never give such coy bitchlies away for no more bare shekel!! you monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pissoff!!!!! YOU may think you're being chill, but you ain't. You ain't seen nothing yet. You wait and see, you fuckboi.



P.S. I know what you *REALLY* did to Hanniabal. I bet you didn't did not have sexual relations with that Tannenbaum. .... I know I would ;)



Ooh, am I being coy? ;)))

I miss the times when you were here

telling me to have no fear

To hold up my branches high and strong

and add dank weed to my glass bong



I miss the way you look at me

As if I were a Christmas tree

The path I'm on might hurt and scathe

But all goes well if you just get baked



I miss the sound of your sweet voice

Through bitter times so fucking coy

You told me what was right and wrong

But smoked the bong for far too long



A caring person, you were such

That touched and fucked me, oh so much

You'd guide and mislead me through the day

You left me lonely when I'd rather you stay



Over things like that you had no control

A log set in motion will continue to roll

No matter how hard you tug and heave

You were always pushed and forced to leave



Then one day you never returned

My sap so hot it almost burned

Aware now about what I lack

But crying and mourning won't bring you back



For me to let out what I need to say

I can't do much more than masturbate

No longer am I weak, my roots quite strong

From adding some dank weed, to a dank glass bong.



Love from Hannibal.

I was told this website is porn. There ain't no porn here. There are some vile rumours being spread around.

Oh my ge

You want porn? (_)_) ::::::Dick

Hello Me old China plate comrades;

I am happy Englishman not working for Putin on way to Russian consulate in Edinburg. Please tell me where it is. Thank you and tea and bake well tarts what what, да?

Love,

Mr. Hubert Ivanovitch Atkinson.

Christmas time, tuna chunks in brine.



Привет, my good ol' chummy сука coy boys! It is your good ol' Inglish friend Hubert Ivanovsky once again! Haha! Please tell me where the nearest Russian Embassie is, for real this time. I am at the Nandoes in Carlisle with my good friend Mikhail Khoppechenka. HE IS NO POLITICSL PRISONERS OF RUSSIC FEDERATION.

Yours sincerely,



Hubert Иванович Atkniksonl

Name:

Email:

Please type the letters and numbers shown in the image.



What is this? Some sort of interrogation?

If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face everyday for 6 weeks, then you might end up with a very nice hat

I want to grasp hobnobinals rod one last time

I'd grab anyones rod Hubert.

Bit saucy

who even is this

go sockless

go chikless

To the creators of this site:

I'm sorry.

Yours sincerely,

Anonymous.

Russians do not say sorry!

Why am I still alive?

Give me 5 minutes and you'll wish you weren't.

Getting stoked for Chairman Mao's BDay on the 26th? I know I am.

hari krishna

EVERYONE: REFUSE TO WORK ON FEBRUARY THE 29TH. IT IS A SCAM CREATED BY BIG BUSINESS SO EVERYONE WORKS AN EXTRA DAY FOR FREE. YOU WORK? YES, BUT YOU DON'T GET PAID.

"Video of the year" is now out of date in The UK. I DESIRE A REFUND.

BLITCHES AINT SNIT BUT BOES AND CLIT

God bless you coy bastards

God bless you coy bastards

Let nothing ye dismay

Remembeer the Video of the Year

Was the same this day (last year)

Something something something something

You are really gay

O tidings of cum tit and soy

Cum tit and soy

O tidings of cum tit and soy

What was that german song with the scream at the end? I saw it on BBC news when they were showing a clip of 911 and I need to know what the soundtrack was.

THE SONG WAS DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES BUY IT NOW ON DVD FOR PENNIES ON THE EURO

Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles!

Uber Alles in der Welt!

my name is coy goy and toy and I am a matthew. back in my land of italia i fuck a girl they say is a man but her penis look real to me! i like to smoke the bovril yummy slurp yummy every day at quarter past illegal.

Take it to the limit

and ye go no further

Dear Balf,



Your name is so disgusting, I died the moment I read it. I am now a ghost. Thank you very much.



Yours sincerely,

Fuckface McFartInAGlass VII.

Fuck Jesus.



This so-called 'Messiah' gets fucking vexed when I attempt to compensate with rough BDSM anal sex for my betrayal of him. How fucking uptight. How fucking rude.



I'm glad the bugger's getting rekt by the Jews.

Fuck off Judas you big-nosed shit. The only reason I was discontent with your offer was because I didn't want you to shit on my stomach when my sandals were still on. And oy vey to your Jew threat you adolescent worm; the Judean people can suck my schlong.

Ate raw testes today.

Was good.

Bad aftertaste though.

Maybe gay porn isn't for me.

Haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0JhiLhFJA



Good song. Get it to number one on charts please thankyou.

I was having an argument with my roommate when the delivery man arrived holding a fish and a spice. I said to him this isn't the thyme or the plaice.

The vanquisher of cocks tells FuNNy JoKEs =)))))))))))))

Banter.

Piss off, you wanton ambling nymph;

I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,

Cheated of this feature by dissembling Nature

Have a string beenus.

I was sat in the bath, counting my legs and soaping my naughty bits...

List of U.S. Presidents that were (and shall be) cucks:



George Washingcuck

John Acucks

Thomas Cuckerson

James Cuckison

James Moncuck

John Quincuck Adams

Andrew Cuckson

Martin Van Burcuck

William Henry Harricuck

John Cuckler

James K(uck) Polk

Zachuckary Taylor

Millard Fillcuck

Frankuck Pierce

James Cuckanan

Abraham Lincuck

Andrew Cuckson

Ulysees S Cuck

Rutherford B Cucks

James A Cuckfield

Cuckster A Arthur

Grover Cuckland

Benjamin Cuckland

Grover Clevecuck

William McKuckley

Theodre Roosecuck

William Howard Cuck

Woodrow Wilcuck

Warren G Cucking

Calvin Cucklidge

Herbert Hoocuck

Franklin D Roosecuck

Harry S Cuckman

Dwight D Eisencucker

John F Cuckedy

Lyndon B Cuckson

Ricuck Nixon

Gerald Cuck

Jimmy Cucker

Ronald Reacuck

George H W Cuck

Bill Clincuck

George W Cuck

Bacuck Obama

Donald Cuckump - Make America cuck again!

Cuckye West 2020

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you drab old noob? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gaudy University of West Virginia, and I've been involved in numerous secret gaudy missions with prototype seeds, and I have over 300 confirmed sexual classifications. I am trained in gaudy seed-bearning warfare and I’m the utmost important richly feathered male bird among hens in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another rookie. I will knock you the fuck out with bearings of seeds the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with acting like the scum of gaudy seed-bearing that you are? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my gaudy seed bearing friends groups across the DPRK and your movements are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The bearing of seeds that clouds out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking chicken feed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can seed you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my recalcitrant seeds. Not only am I extensively trained in seed bearing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the best seed harvesters in the country who possess the most gaudy emblems you've ever seen. and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your bullshit talks about rewrapped seeds and "special Omega 4 seeds" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your tasteful seeds in your mouth instead of talking. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will eject clouds of seeds all over your face and you and you will cough in it. You’re fucking budgie feed, kiddo.

Sad news from the Korean Central News Agency of DPRK this morning concerning the privatisation of this very coy website as part of Article 14 of the TTIP agreement made between the EU and the USA.



Supreme Leader Kim Kardashi-Un bestows upon thee his/her deepest condolences, and will be attending the funeral of this very chill website on a rather drizzly yet somewhat coy Sunday afternoon, on the 11th of September 2016.



For this occasion, his utmost Supremeness wishes to gift you all with a song his inbred son wrote before he was executed for being inbred:



"Our Beloved Leader is wise,

He is gentle, kind, and strong.



We wish him joy,

We wish him peace,

We wish him love,

And the one thing in our time we wish

More than this...



Is for the United States

To explode in a ball of fiery hell.



May they be forced to starve and beg

And be ravaged by disease.

May they be helpless, poor,

And sad and cold.



They are arrogant and fat!

They are stupid and they're evil.

May they drown in their own blood and faeces!



Die America, die!

Oh please won't you die?



It would fill my tiny little heart with joy.

May your women all be raped by beasts of the jungle

While your children are forced to watch."



Shalom.

Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn.

I had dinner with my sweetie at his humble abode the other night I knew he’d make a special treat with his gaudy emblem

VISIT COYOIL.COM

https://youtu.be/sAnt_WxD8NA

Don't forget to "pack up your Bovril in your own grand-mother"

hospitals are evil meat and i can stand

STieglerHeil the milkiman

Coy Oil? More like Soy Broil!









yes dude.

prone to the no phone zone fuck a drone twice lower the tone

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By entering this porn site, clicking the gray "post coyment" button below, you agree to the following terms and conditions: You certify that you are 69 years of age or older (lel), and are not offended by sexually explicit imagery or coy brazenness. You agree that you will not permit any person(s) under 69 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within this site.

coy oil has popularity that makes me exfoliate. dont laugh though as i am a young negro maid with a rare skin condition. you consideration is welcome.

Pip pip!

go pipless for michael chipless

asked for

input, gorden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=427SGqNBdN0

Shit gets real at the end there

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger

He's my only friend in the whole wide world

http://www.google.com/search?q=Coy+oil+site%3Anews.google.com%2Fnewspapers&qs=n&form=QBLH&pq=coy+oil+site%3Anews.google.com%2Fnewspapers&sc=1-39&sp=-1&sk=&cvid=274589C5858A4F58B4234A1914B84B22

Where in this whole video do they even mention Jehovah Witnesses? Or, the bible? it's only referred to as the "good book" and "full of happiness". Why they even had to go 33 min when they could have finished in 10, I don't know. They were already full scale fucking by 5 min into it. Geez, let us the viewer, have our fantasy and stop adding the little tidbit of too much info to draw away from the fantasy in the end. He didn't even fuck her in the ass, but had plenty of time to do it.

someones getting disfellowshipped. lol

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THE ABOVE MESSAGE WAS POSTED BY JON WOLF DO NOT BELIEVE HIM HE IS A COY AND BRAZEN COWARD

Good moaning mr. coy oil! my name is "char-lotty" macbrennenmeister and i am the chill princess of bel air. i wish to frack this coy (yet a little bit brazen) webshite for a small loan of $1million roubles #Putin5PrimeMunster. I am staaming hot vicarage wit all mi vanquished cockadoodledoos. baybay you got me crayzay with a melancholic sombrero. i have a passion for fez like the sultana of maracco. shake shake dat bootay like the salt of the earth my mother is a trampoline but shE ain't no meme queen. bbrrrr brrr it's cold this winter in st. beeterspurge tonight m'lady.

mickey mouse is a rat

as i sit here fondling my exterior and floccinaucinihilipilificating this wanton wench



hence, begone

Gurkhas of the world, Israelite! you have nothing to peruse butt your Great Danes! seize the soy beans of suction - fight back against the upper itchy loins of this castration anxiety!

BEGONE YOU BRAZEN PINKO COWARD!

Ay, there's the rub!

How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodfuck has A MASSIVE FUCKING DICK PENETRATING YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN ARSEHOLE !!!?? Asking for a friend....



lol pingas





fuNNy Jokes XDD

Dear Jake and Amir and the inventors of CoyOil;



For the Harvest Festival at my primary school (that's Elemetry School for you yanks) I remember doing a great speech on yams. Your video "Yams" made me remember those days fondlingly. The year was 1991 (even better), Gaddafi was the Prime Minister of #Douchebag and Neville Chamberlain had invaded the Rhinoplasty, and the Video of the Year on CoyOil was EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS IT IS NOW. Bish.

Now, if you'll excuse me; I gotta eat the yams.



Yours Sin Ceres,

Jittlingly Frictis

this website is an lunatic asylum

My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns. I shower every other day with a hot wet sponge and spend 5 minutes sponge doing vigorous rubbing (I think you know what I mean) until my end is sore, but no it still smells. Coyoil, can you please help?

the url is gay

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There was a young Bobbert from Stoke

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There's no "I" in "meme".

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Against her mouth to make her eat."



Account of forcible feeding by a brazen Suffragette for being a rowdy rebel in the presence of the Welsh Wizard (and firebombing his swamp).

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(gets Sankey commission)

NO! I don't want that!

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Had we but world enough and time,

This coyness, lady, were no crime.

We would sit down, and think which way

To walk, and pass our long love’s day.

Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side

Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide

Of Humber would complain. I would

Love you ten years before the flood,

And you should, if you please, refuse

Till the conversion of the Jews.

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To have self awareness is the ultimate gift, and to live without it, the ultimate curse.

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John Wolf is a public menace. Every day he walks to the local NHS practice, and every day tells the receptionist that he has "a problem with his hair". The receptionist replies with "Which one?", as she needs to hit her yearly joke quota, according to new legislation. John then points out a specific hair, and has it removed by a trained doctor, costing the taxpayers literally hundreds of tax. So far, he has had over 5,000 hairs removed and shows no sign of stopping. It's not technically illegal. but a tad coy.

What's up my coy girls and boys. Guess what? I'M UNEMPLOYED! That's right! I pushed one dumb Wisconsin couple into a ravine, and suddenly, I'm not "fit to be a tour guide". How is that fair? How is that right?



Now I'm a beggar of myself, clamoring for handouts like a hero or whatever. I am cold, wet, scared and very coy. Please give me some advice on how to get these passerby fucks to give me CASH. I'm talking that green guap shit: big bills, or even some lincolns if I'm so lucky. I'm $14.90 away from my goal so I can order Lonely and Horny. I want/need dis. Please help.

I do 25 mark essays for salt ;)

my open wounds are uncomfortable as i dress them with the product of my loose liquid bowel movements

When Jon Wolf solves a Diophantine equation of the form x³ = y² + n, he uses complex conjugates to factorise the right hand side and forms a quadratic integer ring of the form ℤ[√-n] to find integer pairs for x and y. However, this ring does not always have unique factorization domain and thus he loses valid solutions!! It's so subtle but it's still very important.

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Squeeze me until my pips squeak

My name is Iain. It has two i's because I am self involved

I've been having trouble with the mold by my kitchen sink it keeps telling me that I 'shouldn't call it mold' and that 'Iain our marriage has been falling apart for years because you keep making me do the dishes.' The mold is yellow and won't leave me alone. I've tried using bleach but that just makes it scream.

Does anybody have any home remedies to make the mold disintegrate

(Preferably involving hookers or a packet of anal beads)



- with love,

Iain the mold man

I can't stop fucking trees and I hear there is a new guy on the block that shares this obsession.

Back off you madman. What kind of person (excluding me) does that sort of shit.

Imagining Richard of Gloucester's naked body whilst wiggling my toenails in Fairy Liquid.

I'd like to insult Jon Wolfe, but then legally, he'd be in the right and I'd be in the wrong. There's absolutely no winning

Halal

*Ha lol

What do you call a comedic vegetable with a passion for painting?



An arty-joke.

I recently met this lovely fellow named Brutus, although I've heard some of his friends call him "Jon Wolf". He is the nicest, most honest person I know. Lots of people in the senate are simply coy and brazen cowards, but this man is exactly the opposite: a brazen and coy hero.

I like to let my feet sweat collect in my shoes and dry and it becomes like a cheese like substance. I have yet to eat it but it smells like cheese so I don't see why not to eat it. It's organic.

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Listen up everybody

This is the Lenin

That overthrew my regime

Overthrew my regime

Overthrew my regime

(x2)



Bolshevik please

Bolshevik please

A glass of your most popularly supported uprising

Absolutely I have 25 October

That's good that's good

1917

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Deutschland is good man -

Hitler was an alright bloke.

Hit a Jew with ham.

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Did one of you coy boys scrawl "ging" on a table in the exam hall?

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That's the last time I order a fish from tesco.

It said it smoked so I thought the fish could teach me how to be cool. Why do the good die so young

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I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.



Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.



Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.



She reaches over to grab a rag she uses to clean up your oozing jizz. Her father looks at you approvingly, knowing that you are treating his daughter to the very best of the situation.



Suddenly, you hear a scuffle in the house below. The gestapo is searching the home, and they are threatening to discover the drawstring which will pull down the secret stairs. A loud thud signals their arrival and the end of your hiding.



As the first soldier pops his head up the hole, Anne's father makes a heroic effort of self-sacrifice trying to attack the soldier and wrest his weapon from his grasp. He fails, and the soldiers compatriots end her fathers life in the staccato of gunfire.



You hold your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne behind you, trying to keep the Nazi scum from getting to your sweet love oven. All three soldiers are up the tiny steps now, leveling a gun at your heads.



One of the guards notices Anne's condition. He says something under his breath to the other soldiers, and then gives his weapon to one of the others. He begins to take off his uniform. The other two guards force you to the side and the first gets down on his knees and places his head in front of Anne's sweet snatch. He buries his face in that pussy and begins to lick and suck out your freshly deposited jizz, hungry like a dog, sucking as if it were the fuhrer's own cock he was meant to please.



You are forced to watch as each soldiers takes a turn penetrating Anne's pussy and ass repeatedly. She tries not to enjoy their forced violations, but after a time she forgets her sorrow at her fathers death and the humiliation of her plight and begins to plead for the soldiers to go harder and faster.



You watch as their semen coats her thighs. You are helpless against the guns pointed at your head. In defeat, you begin to stroke your own cock, masturbating to the utter defeat you have suffered to the superior Nazi sexual energy.



The fortnights of entrapment in the attic have also worn down Anne's mother and sister. They succumb to their own wanton needs, baring their bodies to the German cocks in front of them. The soldiers completely ignore the haggard Jew pussy of Anne's mother, instead focusing on cock pushing your baby around in Anne's stomach more and giving her little sister the first pleasure she has ever experienced.



Anne's mother, in desperation to cum, crawls over to you, taking your cock in her mouth. The soldiers are so busy they can barely keep their guns trained, but one of them has the presence of mind to realize what is going on. Before you are able to cum in Anne's mother's mouth, the soldier screams the words "Heil Hitler!", and shoots you and her in the heads.



Anne's final observation as she reaches orgasm again is the sight of your cock blasted off by the same bullet which blew the top off her mothers head. She can't understand the feelings of pleasure and horror she is experiencing. Neither can the soldiers, who put a bullet in her head as well.



Your child suffocates in the womb of her dead mother, it's final friends the rampaging sperm of the Nazi invasion forces.

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Is The Simpsons still subversive?

By Martin Rosenbaum

Producer, Whose side is Bart Simpson on?, BBC Radio 4



"I will not instigate revolution." That's what Bart has to write out repeatedly in an early episode of The Simpsons, which traditionally begins with him chalking up punishment lines on the class blackboard.





The Simpsons



Listen to the programme

It went along with the notion that The Simpsons was a subversive show which annoyed teachers, parents and the establishment.



But is Bart still a rebel, or nowadays would he write instead "I must not uphold family values"?



The Simpsons has certainly revolutionised animation and its role in popular culture.



The TV show has now reached a remarkable 400 episodes since starting in 1989.



The designs and catchphrases of the characters ("Doh!") are instantly recognisable to a worldwide audience.



Outrage



And next month the first Simpsons movie will open with enormous publicity across the globe, after a premiere in an American town that shares the name of the show's fictional setting Springfield.





This is quite an anarchic and liberal-left assault on that idea of the family, but it's done with great humour and although ideological, it isn't preaching

Andrew Neil, who brought The Simpsons to the UK



Simpsons quiz

When it began it also caused outrage from some authority figures.



American schools banned pupils from wearing Bart's famous "Underachiever - and proud of it, man" T-shirt.



The first President Bush proclaimed "We're going to strengthen the American family to make them more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons".



Soon afterwards the show retaliated when Bart responded, "We're just like the Waltons, we're praying for an end to the depression too".



"It's a parody of the conservative paradigm of the nuclear family," says Andrew Neil, who brought The Simpsons to the UK when he was head of Sky Television in the early 1990s.



"This is quite an anarchic and liberal-left assault on that idea of the family, but it's done with great humour and although ideological, it isn't preaching."



Hapless teachers



That represents the world view of Matt Groening, the talented underground cartoonist who created the show for Twentieth Century Fox when Rupert Murdoch's Fox television network was desperate to make its mark.



Groening says the basic message of the show is that those in authority do not necessarily have your best interests at heart.





Inevitably success makes you part of the establishment

Tim Long

Simpsons writer

Victims of the show's ridicule include the hapless teachers who cannot cope without their teachers' guides, the corrupt Kennedyesque town mayor, the incompetent police chief, not to mention the arch-capitalist owner of the local and rather dangerous nuclear power plant.



But while it annoyed many conservative and religious groups at the start, the show now seems to be finding fans on that part of the political spectrum.



And not just because Groundskeeper Willie described the French as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys", a phrase enthusiastically adopted by some American neo-conservatives in the run-up to the Iraq war.



'Family and faith'



The Simpsons family eats together, plays together, prays together and stays together. Perhaps it's not so dysfunctional after all.



"It seems to be oppositional but at its base it's a very conservative show," says Mark Pinsky, who has written a book called The Gospel According to the Simpsons.



"Your family and your faith are the only things that will defend you from the crushing nature of American society."



Matt Groening

Simpson's creator Matt Groening likes to challenge authority

So what do the show's writers make of this?



"It's hard to be Che Guevara forever," says Tim Long, who is part of the writing team.



"Inevitably success makes you part of the establishment."



But he insists they haven't lost "the desire to spew venom on everyone and everything".



He maintains "anything we can make fun of, we will make fun of".



'Different dynamic'



Others think the show has changed and, for better or worse, lost its most vicious and subversive edges.



"In the earliest episodes there's a different dynamic in the family, it's nastier," according to Professor Paul Cantor, author of Gilligan Unbound: Pop Culture in the Age of Globalization.



"There's an early episode where the Simpsons have got to go to counselling and are set up in a system where they can give each other electric shocks and they do it with great glee.



"They wouldn't write an episode like that any more."



So perhaps in one sense The Simpsons have grown up.



Bart may still be 10, the age he was when the show started 18 years back, but like most youthful rebels, he is not quite the provocative and outrageous character he once was.



"Whose Side is Bart Simpson On?" was broadcast on BBC Radio 4 at 1030BST on Saturday, 30 June 2007. You can listen again using the link above.

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'(25 May 1756) Derby caught by Port Royal eating canes. Had him well flogged and pickled, then made Henry shit in his mouth.'

As a young boy he had shown natural talent for drawing. His gift for drawing had also been recognized by his high school instructors. But things had gone poorly for him in high school. He was a lazy and uncooperative student, who essentially flunked out. To escape the reality of that failure and avoid the dreaded reality of a workaday existence, Hitler put all his hope in the dream of achieving greatness as an artist.



He decided to attend the prestigious Vienna Academy of Fine Arts. In October 1907, at age eighteen, he withdrew his inheritance money from the bank and went to live and study in Vienna. Hitler's mother was by now suffering from breast cancer and had been unsuccessfully operated on in January. But Hitler's driving ambition to be a great artist overcame his reluctance to leave her.



He took the two day entrance exam for the academy's school of painting. Confident and self assured, he awaited the result, quite sure he would get in. But failure struck him like a bolt of lightning. His test drawings were judged unsatisfactory and he was not admitted. Hitler was badly shaken by this rejection. He went back to the academy to get an explanation and was told his drawings showed a lack of talent for artistic painting, notably a lack of appreciation of the human form. He was told, however, that he had some ability for the field of architecture.



But without the required high school diploma, going to the building school and after that, the academy's architectural school, seemed doubtful. Hitler resolved to take the painting school entrance exam again next year. Now, feeling quite depressed, Hitler left Vienna and returned home where his beloved mother was now dying from cancer, making matters even worse.

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The Holocaust Wasn't Real

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The Jews are making it up

Where's the evidence?

The Holocaust wasn't real

I'm shonking my head in disgust.

Casus belli?



More like casual smile.

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THE BOYS ARE BACK! PRAISE JOSH

What do you call a middle-eastern dwarf?



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I'm rumourous and tumourous.

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Then bust my foot

I am coy for salt

Whoops, I seem to have *blushes* dropped my dildo. Let me bend over in front of you to pick it up. *dabs*



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