As one of my many hints for my Santa, I posted that I'm addicted to slurpees from 7-11. Expecting a giftcard if they truly couldn't think of anything brilliant from my other clues.

I was completely shocked by what I received.

So, returning home from a long ski trip, I was sore and half asleep and didn't feel like turning there lights on. I was supposed to be receiving some bath salts meant to help relax the muscles. (The legal ones, not the ones all over the news you silly)

I tore open the box in my tired state and was instantly confused. Amazon never uses packing peanuts... So I flailed my fingers around in them, finding the first solid object I could. It was a bottle, a bit smaller than what I was expecting to hold the salts. Whatever, I pull my hand and the bottle out, shaking it violently to dislodge the packing peanuts playing their Jedi tricks and using the force to cling to my arm for dear life. I took a quick look at the bottle and read cherry. What the heck is this? I dropped it back into the package, thinking amazon had goofed and stormed out the door to Walmart for my bath soak.

The next morning I woke up and decided I'm going to deal with this amazon mess. I start pulling everything from the box and start thinking to myself. "Whoah, this is freaking awesome, I'm calling amazon and telling them about this but I have no intentions of sending it back"

So I hop on the computer and give amazon a ring. They ask me for the tracking number and I casually lift the flap of the box to see finally that it was from my Reddit secret Santa.

Thank you Santa, you really couldn't have shipped anything better. (Except for those bath salts that ended up being in the mailbox that I neglected to check... Kidding) This fits me perfectly. I didn't know such a thing existed. It will get more use than you could possibly imagine.