Gaming-spec computer with subtle deficiencies that will ruin your gameplay without you realizing it. Comes with PS/2 keyboard and touchpad. Mac-imitation-derived BitFenix Aurora Case Ubuntu with Mac OS X imitation theme (Darwin OS to come later if we can figure it out!) Intel Core i7-8700K Geforce GTX 1080 8GB 16GB DDR4-3200 1TB Samsung 260 EVO M.2 SSD 3TB Hard Drive 3¼-inch Floppy Disk Drive DVD-Burner KEHD 850W EVGA SuperNOVA Gold PSU! IT WILL EXPLODE AND DESTROY US ALL! ASRock Motherboard

This computer is bad. It is possibly slower and definitely more unreliable than an Apple. It will eat a hole through your wallet as you spend money to fix it in a pointless attempt to assuage your regret of buying it in the first place. Specifications: Mac-imitation Case BitFenix Neos Ubuntu with Mac OS X imitation theme (Darwin OS to come later if we can figure it out!) AMD Ryzen 5 1600 Geforce GTX 1060 3GB 8GB DDR4-3000 250GB Samsung 250 EVO SSD 3TB Hard Drive 3¼-inch Floppy Disk Drive DVD-Burner KEHD 650W 80+ Gold Certified, Tested and High-rated EVGA PSU ASRock Motherboard

Crapple Truebad The actually really bad computer. We use one of the most mediocre processors one can buy new. We buy it off a consumer website and sell it back to you at markup. The case is far too big for the parts inside. It boots off of CompactFlash. Strangely pricey.



Mac-imitation-derived BitFenix Aurora Case

Ubuntu with Mac OS X imitation theme (Darwin OS to come later if we can figure it out!)

BIOSTAR motherboard with built-in AMD Quad-Core 1.7G (2.7G Turbo!!!) processing chip

8GB DDR3-1600

Lexar 128GB Professional 1066x CompactFlash Memory Card

3¼-inch Floppy Disk Drive

DVD-Burner

SeaSonic 430W Bronze Certified Power Source! $434

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