In west Fourside, born and raised

on the space ship where I Wavedashed most of my days

slidin' out spacin' relaxin' all cool

and all spammin' some Shine's, actin' like a tool

When a big ol' cape

that was up to no good

started buildin' damage I didn't know it could

I got past 100% and my player got scared

said you're goin' down to the ledge, but only to get daired



I begged and pleaded with the devs day after day

And they listened, and sent a patch over my way!

They gave us a fix and then gave us a ticket

we looked at Lucas' old bair and said "we might as well kick it!"



Dat dash, yo this is bad

gettin' hit with nado, breakin' my shield like glass!

Is this what the people of 2.6 live like?

Hmmmmm. This might be alright.



But wait, I hear fixes, character changes and all that

is this the kind of balance we need for this cool cat?

We sure think so

We'll see when we get there

We hope they're prepared for this breath of fresh air!



Well uh, the download's done and it came out (On time, hopefully.)

There's a dude who looked like a fox standing with his gun out

I ain't tryin to get lasered yet.

I just got here!

I sprang like the new boomerang, like Midna disappeared!



I hyped for a fix when it came near

the trailers were fresh, with Sonic rings in the mirror

If anything I can say the issues were rare

But I thought "Man forget it"-"Sonic's now fair!"



I pulled down the file about seven or eight

And I yelled to the website "Yo homes smell ya later"

I looked to my update

Like a nice, solid bair

To pick Meta Knight and try that new dair!