Anonymous asked: H-Hello ? Um, hey there little filly ! Excuse me, but do you know where I could find the librarian ? I would need a dictionary of Zebra tongue but couldn't find one in any book shop in town.

Hey, I’m not little—I’ll have you know the librarian is out at the moment, and she left me in charge!

Sure we got books about Zebras….Let’s see…. it says here in this book Zebras are our ancient relatives from a faraway land—we speak a common language but with certain distinct…distinshio…um…. anyway, it says here their… kul-ture-ell-y developed tongue is very… leer-ic-al in structure, and so when they speak common pony, they’ll often naturally form their senteces in rhyme. (Boy, that must be frustrating to listen to someone rhyming all day.)

It also says here that some Zebras used to live here in Equestria, and they were very respected for their knowledge on the natural magic that dwells within every pony, and how to harness that magic—hey! Didn’t Miss Keen want to learn about pony magic a while back? It’s too bad there aren’t any zebras around anymore; I can’t find a single book about ‘em that wasn’t written, like, a thousand years ago.