... but I did... no, seriously. I am one tough broad and am proud of it. However, opening my Secret Santa box was the highlight of my week. The meat sticks were pretty dang exciting... well... because I love meat sticks. I am looking forward to driving people crazy with my annoy-a-tron and the dog was thrilled with the giftcard to purchase some McDonald's fries...

... We go McDonald's and you didn't!!!!

But best of all I am getting back into skating and will be starting roller derby soon... And my secret santa sent me a brain bucket! To keep my head safe and relatively sane!

Can you imagine a grown woman sitting in the middle of her living room, wearing a helmet, and crying because some complete stranger gave her something she needed the most... some self confidence?

Best. Christmas. Ever.