Heya guys and gals!

So, quick update on the Impossibear Adventures that I’m planning. The Impossibear plushee came in the mail earlier this week, and I’m planning on having a photo sesh of him this weekend, so hopefully he’ll be having an adventure post next week!

Now …

Welp I actually think that’s it for a preface. I’ll be posting a few poems and maybe a short story in the next week or so, but you don’t really care about that, you’re just waiting to see what this lil red rapscallion has been up to recently!

So, while Theo and I were setting up our campsite, BMO was making a crazy big ruckus a few feet away.

I finally walk over, and I find him feeding this lil dude! There’s nothing really wrong with that, but BMO was talking about how he was gonna start a nut factory and make a monopoly on the nut industry in this area.

He said that currently the chipmunks had a liassez-faire economy, and it was ripe for the taking.

“This is it Thad! THIS IS THE SPOT!” BMO yelled in his BMO squeal.

“What’re you talking about?” I replied as Theo and I kept on walking.

“This is where I set up shop for my nut factory. It’s perfect!”

“What makes it so perfect?”

BMO looked at me with a mischievous grin plastered on his front screen, “Not only will it be hard for the workers to go on strike here, but the river is a perfect place to dump waste!”

“Oh my glob BMO, you can’t do that!”

“Says you.” He quickly replied with a heavy dose of sass.

Well BMO ran off into the woods. I have no idea what he had in mind, but I saw his BMO chopping hand cocked and ready to go, so I decided to stay out of his way.

While BMO was gone, my lil bro turned to me in concern.

“Hey Thad, I’m a lil nervous.”

“About what?”

“Well … you know. The whole BMO trying to murder me thing.”

I rolled my eyes in exacerbation, “You’re still miffed at that? psssh. He does that to everybody. I still remember the first time he tried to drown me. It’s just his way of showing that he cares.”

“Are you sure?”

I shrug my shoulders and kept walking, “Probably.”

So we finally found BMO after hours of hiking.

He was posted up on this pretty cool little mossy area. When we approached, he yelled at us and tried to convince us that he was a forest spirit that needed money.

When asked what the money was for, he said it was for cigarettes.

He doesn’t even smoke.

“HOLY CRUNK THADDEUS!” BMO screeched at me.

I flinched as my ears started to bleed, “What now?”

“I was wrong, this is the perfect spot for my nut factory!”

“But that’s a waterfall! It’s structurally unsound.”

BMO looked at me with irritated eyes and crossed his arms.

“That’s just a bunch of hippie propaganda that you’re spouting cause you don’t want me to make buckets of moolah. Stop being such a debby downer!”

After a lot of yelling and arguing, BMO pulled me up onto the ledge of the waterfall. At first I thought he wanted to tell me more about his new nut factory, but then he turned towards Theo and started whispering.

He was rubbing his hands together real menacing like, and kept muttering about how he already found his first source of nut material to make into packaged nuts.

It was then that I realized that there had been a communication mistake this whole time. I think what BMO had been meaning to say was human flesh factory, and not nut factory.

Human flesh factory.

In BMO’s mind I could see how that would be easy to get mixed up with nuts and say the wrong thing.

I can’t say I was too surprised.

“Help! Help! Thaddeus, I am stuck!”

“I’d love to help BMO, but I just found out that you were planning on using my b-bro in your human flesh factory.”

A look of angry worry flashed over his front screen.

“No, oh no! I would never to something so … lucrative!”

“Ah, I knew it!”

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I won’t start a human flesh factory if you get me out of here.”

“You aren’t lying to me, are you?”

BMO’s front screen was perfectly still as he spoke to me.

“No Thaddeus, why would I lie to you?”

Something told me that BMO was lying to me.

I helped him out anyways cause the lil rapscallion is just too darn cute.

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