1) Pick what you think would make your yandere happiest to hear you say. Let's be friends

I love you.

I enjoy being with you.

I love you and I will never leave you.

You are all I need.

I need some alone time.

This bento (boxed lunch) is pretty good.

Would you please stop stalking me!

There's someone else...



2) Do you have any female friends? None.

A few.

A few, but I understand that I don't need them anymore...

Quite a few.

Quite a few, but I understand that I don't need them anymore...

Many.

Many, but I understand that I don't need them anymore...

My best friends are female. They are like family!

Tons. And they are "friends with benefits" if you know what I mean.



3) Your yandere's sanity seems to be more fragile than usual. What do you do? Shower her with affection.

Ignore her.

Say you love her.

Take her on a date

Brush it off. She's okay.

Spend a whole day with her and her alone.

Run. Run as fast as you can.

Tell her how frustrating she gets when she is like this.

Cheat on her.



4) A female "liked" a post you have on Facebook. Your yandere sees this and demands an explanation. What do you do? Say "It's not my fault some woman likes something I posted!" Then do nothing.

"I'm sorry, my love. I will de-friend her immedately!" Then do what you just said.

Say "I honestly don't know her!" Then do nothing.

Say "I de-friend her if you want me to." Then do it out of fear.

Say "Maybe I'll go out with her! She probally won't freak out over every tiny thing!" Then do nothing.

Say "I can't stand this anymore! We are done! I'm breaking up with you!"



5) Some girl you have never met starts flirting with you while you are out with your yandere. What do you do? Say "Excuse me, you hussy, I'm with my true love." Then you walk away with your yandere.

Flirt with her.

Say, "Sorry, but I already have a girlfriend." Then you walk away with your yandere.

Tell her that you have a girlfriend and then engage in polite small talk.

Flirt with her and get her phone number.

Flirt with her and leave with the new girl.

Say "Sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else."

Say, "Sorry, but I already have a girlfriend." As you walk away, mouth "Call me later."

Say nothing and leave with your yandere.



6) Would you cheat on your yandere? I would do it all the time.

Totally.

If the girl was attractive enough, hell yeah.

I would break up with her, then I would go with someone else.

If I thought I could get away with it, I might.

Unlikely.

No! I like living, thank you very much.

Why would I do that? She's always watching...

Why would I cheat on my yandere? I love her and she's all I need.



7) If your yandere asks your help to hide the body of a "rival", what do you do? Help her! That ***** got what was coming to her.

Scream, freak out, and yell at her.

Scream, freak out, and leave her.

Call her a monster for killing an innocent life.

Help her out of fear of what she will do if you don't.

Help her out. It will help you survive.

Run. Run as fast as you can.

"What? What do you mean 'hide the body'?"

Freak out.



8) Your yandere found your, uh, "adult magazines". What do you say? "It's not what it looks like! I'll throw it away right now!"

"I can have those if I want! It's not like I'm actually cheating on you or anything!"

"They're way hotter than you!"

I don't have "adult magazines".

I don't have "adult magazines" (I got rid of it when I started dating my yandere).

"I thought I had thrown it away after I started dating you! Here, let's throw it away together."



9) Your yandere has surprised you with a special anniversary date. The only problem is that it is only your one WEEK anniversary. What is your reaction? "We've only been together for a week. You should have save this for our one month anniversary."

"Why the hell are you celebrating our one week anniversary, you freak?"

"This has been the greatest week of my life! I love you."

"Uh...this is nice."

"Wow, this is a really sweet of you! Thank you!"

"What's wrong with you?"

Run. Run as fast as you can.

"Why are you celebrating our one week anniversary?"

"Uh...thanks. This is really...nice."

