Ok so lets hammer this out, what is up with Shyvana?



Lets break it up into two parts- Shy Vana



Ok so we know what Shy is....and Vana obviously refers to Vanna White



Do you know what would happen to Vanna White if she was shy?

She would be FIRED



Ok so Dragon, Fire, we are on the right track so far.



So what happens if you get fired?

You look for a new JOB



Looking at the word "Job"



J-O-B



now reverse it



B-O-J



According to google, BOJ stands for "Bank of Japan"



Japan's currency is the "Yen"



the current exchange rate from Yen to Dollars is 0.0128



if we take these numbers and link them to a telephone and you get 0 0 @ B T



Mix that around a bit and we get "A BOOT"



And now my friends...we get to the hardcore truth



a boot can also be called a shoe...so this is obviously referring to the nursery rhyme "There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe"



Here is how the whole thing goes:



There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;

She gave them some broth without any bread;

Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed



There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

This is our connector sentance...it is what lead us here



She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;

Children can only be referring to the noobs/ragers/feeders of this game



She gave them some broth without any bread;

This is open to interpretation. She could be a good ganker, but also have good KS abilities, or she could have a really good escape.



Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed

Shyvana will be doing "tons of damage" and be OP on release.





There you have it folks...a preview into the newest champion coming.

Make sure you have your IP/RP ready for this one.