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08/02/09(Sun)16:54 No.5317160 Oh shit, that's right

Motherfuckers

Big shoutout to all the Mountain Dwarf Fighters in the house.

It's Crawlin' time with Done Jon.

Lay some beats on me!



Keep your W, A, S and D

Nothin' but the numberpad will do it for me

Numlock best be off, one pinkie sits on shift

Your mom grinds up her fighting with me if you catch my drift.

Layin' pain with my axe

Even orc priests don't relax

if they hear that I'm a-crawlin

they know they'll soon be bawlin

I make my stash in ZOT 4

You know I'm that hardcore

I punch dragons for a laugh

Electric eels in my bath

(And you know they're oldskool style,

with the rebound-killer smile)

I'm a Spriggan Venomancer and I win every other game

If you're failing with your Fighter then go hang your head in shame

I know you're easymoding and you prob'ly savescum too

I should beat you round the head but I can't be bothered to

Come back up and find you cos you're hiding in the temple

while you rest and fill your health back up, you disgrace to your people

If you're beardy round your neck then you should win one game in three

If you want to learn to master this you best listen to me

Now conserve all your consumables that ain't gonna rot till last

one mistake in early days can make you lose so very fast

I throw down rhymes remember them when you be crawlin' solo

don't be going in the elf halls if your magic res is too low

if you like to worship Xom then you best be a funny bitch

or you'll burn up when he summon demons like a salem witch

but if you listen to my lesson and you practise what I preach

then the orb of Zot will soon be in your sweaty virgin reach.