Announcer - Annoying radio ads

Apu - I'm armed to the teeth!

Apu - Badge of honor

Apu - Careful with the carcass!

Apu - Has the whole world gone crazy?

Apu - Skilled in the deadly arts

Apu - Defends his faith

Apu - Elton John!

Apu - Gives thanks for dinner

Apu - Here's your lottery ticket

Apu - To lake to be a hero

Apu - Singing "Hot Blooded"

Apu - I've been zinged!

Apu - A lamb to the slaughter

Apu - This is not a lending library!

Apu - Why don't you make me?!

Apu - Manjula understands

Apu - Sorry, no english

Apu - Please come again

Apu - I know the procedure for a robbery! (202K)

Apu - I can't believe you don't shut up

Apu - Why don't you try and stop me

Apu - Stoned teenagers buying shiny things

Apu - Time for another bank run

Apu - Try to take it in the shoulder

Apu - Silly customer - you cannot hurt a Twinky!

Apu - Horrible web of lies

Apu - You will be shot at

Barney - Burp

Barney - These fumes aren't as fun as beer

Barney - My heart stopped... oh, there it goes

Barney - I used to be a fat, disgusting slob

Barney - She broke my heart, Moe

Bart & Lisa - Are we insane yet?

Bart - Aye, carumba!

Bart - Will the owner of the big butt please move

Bart - Cheating on Homer (315K)

Bart - Oh, you're one of those chicks

Bart - Cool Man

Bart - Cool, I broke his brain

Bart - Eat my shorts

Bart - He He He! D'oh!

Bart - I didn't do it

Bart - I was faking it

Bart - I'm flunking math; attracted to Milhouse

Bart - I'm prepared to make that sacrifice

Bart - I can make her; just give me five minutes

Bart - A mockery of everything I stand for

Bart - That was a practice cow

Bart - Shut yer yap

Bart - Discovers he can speak French (424K)

Bart - Where's he working?

BeeGuy - No es bueno

Burns - Do I have to grow a devil beard? (231K)

Burns - Release the hounds

Carl - Let's get him drunk

Col. Hapablap's tirade on Sideshow Bob (436K)

Dolphin - Snorky - talk - man

Dr. Nick - Okay, that was a little strange

Dr. Nick - Did you feel your brain getting damaged?

Dr. Nick - Bye, bye everybody!

Dr. Nick - Hi everybody! (1)

Dr. Nick - Hi everybody! (2)

Duff clock strikes three

Edna - I need a man!

Grandpa - I've coughed up scarier stuff than that

Grandpa - I'm old - gimmee!

Grandpa - In the port-a-jon

Grandpa - I'm gonna punch your liver!

Grandpa - That racoon stole my lambchop!

Grandpa - That's my ambulance!

Grandpa - The dog's dead (1)

Grandpa - The dog's dead (2)

Grandpa - The dog's dead (3) (236K)

Grandpa - The lamp's running away

Grandpa - The snow's melted!

Grandpa - We're free!

Grandpa - There are wolves after me

Homer & Marge - Those were the days (531K)

Homer & Mindy - Mmmm, foot long chili dog

Homer & Mindy - Okay; okay

Homer - What about the wiener?

Homer - 32 d'ohs

Homer - Ah! I mean, hallo!

Homer - Ahh! Boogey man!

Homer - Bart, kill that cat

Homer - Look at that blubber fly

Homer - Boy meets beast

Homer - Chased by oinkers

Homer - I think I have a collapsed lung

Homer - Come on, you little horse!

Homer - Could you repeat that?

Homer - Craaaaaap!

Homer - D'oh! (1)

Homer - D'oh! (2)

Homer - D'oh! Wrong one!

Homer - I'll never do another stupid thing

Homer - Everyone is stupid except me

Homer - Everything looks bad if you remember it

Homer - Exasperated d'oh

Homer - Falling scream

Homer - Flanders family is dead (326K)

Homer - Flanders, help me!

Homer - Sings the Flintstones theme song (305K)

Homer - Thinks up fortune cookies

Homer - Gets his arms sawed off

Homer - Like going to sleep in a giant blender

Homer - Giggles

Homer - I'm going to stalk Lenny & Carl (235K)

Homer - Fire a gorilla out of a cannon

Homer - Ha ha, you love me!

Homer - His name's like my name!

Homer - Homer to Jebus!

Homer - Horoscope accidents (216K)

Homer - Horoscope boloney

Homer - Oooh, my horoscope

Homer - Long horse laugh

Homer - How's my little piglet?

Homer - I gave Herb all my money

Homer - I hope it's Flanders

Homer - I like being thanked

Homer - I wanted the black one!

Homer - I'll practice you!

Homer - I'm alone!

Homer - I'm no missionary

Homer - Inner peace

Homer - Is this cartoon live?

Homer - It's a flower

Homer - It's easier to blame Apu

Homer - It's green, moron!

Homer - Just smash it!

Homer - Kinichiwa

Homer - Lazy Saturdays (201K)

Homer - Light this monkey

Homer - Look sad and say d'oh

Homer - Look, the Taco Bell dog!

Homer - Loudest profanity

Homer - Lousy dog!

Homer - Lousy pants!

Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (1)

Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (2)

Homer - From the I Love Lucy show (3)

Homer - Marge, mail's here

Homer - Marge, you the man!

Homer - Me too

Homer - Earl's a machine? Perfect!

Homer - Meow, meow, meow, meow

Homer - Mmmm, beer

Homer - Mmmm, candy

Homer - Mmmm, chicken

Homer - Mmmm, chocolate (1)

Homer - Mmmm, chocolate (2)

Homer - Mmmm, crumbled up cookie things

Homer - Mmmm, danish

Homer - Mmmm, donuts (1)

Homer - Mmmm, donuts (2)

Homer - Mmmm, donuts (3)

Homer - Mmmm, donuts (4)

Homer - Mmmm, fattening

Homer - Mmmm, forbidden donut

Homer - Mmmm, grapefruit

Homer - Mmmm, gummy beer

Homer - Mmmm, hippo

Homer - Mmmm, incapacitating

Homer - Mmmm, invisible cola

Homer - Mmmm, Marge

Homer - Mmmm, pistol whip

Homer - Mmmm, potato chips

Homer - Mmmm, snouts

Homer - Mmmm, something

Homer - Mmmm, split pea

Homer - Mmmm, sugar walls

Homer - Mmmm, turbulent

Homer - Mmmm, waffle run-off

Homer - Mouth-watering monkies

Homer - Buttock impression of Mr. Burns

Homer - Must find man

Homer - Ned, you so crazy

Homer - Nighty night

Homer - No time for the baby

Homer - Only 20% loss of brain function

Homer - Oopsy

Homer - Oh, that's just perfect!

Homer - Pet the cat? What's the point?

Homer - Pffft, English

Homer - Rappin' Mr. Plow

Homer - Save me Jebus!

Homer - Saxamaphone

Homer - Scream, crash

Homer - She's a hieffer!

Homer - Shoots a basketball

Homer - Shoots a buffalo

Homer - There, there, shut up, boy

Homer - Sings about Mindy

Homer - Skiing, Ned's revealing ski suit

Homer - Skiing, stupid sexy Flanders

Homer - Skiing, worst pain ever

Homer - Snack-related mishap

Homer - Soft d'oh

Homer - Stupid gravity!

Homer - Take this job and...

Homer - Takes Marge's pepper spray

Homer - Talks about... I forget (234K)

Homer - Talks to God

Homer - There's something you don't see every day

Homer - This is my floor

Homer - Timid d'oh (1)

Homer - Timid d'oh (2)

Homer - Timid "okay"

Homer - Trying to eat a potato chip

Homer - Use your delicious brains

Homer - We have orders not to fire

Homer - We'll catch him!

Homer - What's going on? (211K)

Homer - What's the meaning of life?

Homer - When you're 18, you're out the door

Homer - Whistle

Homer - Will you two shut up!

Homer - Woohoo! (1)

Homer - Woohoo! (2)

Homer - Woohoo! (3)

Homer - Words of advice from his father

Homer - You can't insult this guy

Homer - You're all nuts

Homer - You're cut! (Homer reads the credits) (456K)

Homer - You're lucky you've got looks, Marge

Homer - You're making me mad!

Homer - Your home smells like feces

Kent Brockman - Hurricane Barbara

Krusty - I thought they closed that place

Krusty - What guns are for

Krusty - Why do they call it a urine monkey?

Krusty - The Stingy & Battery Show

Lenny - Please don't tell anyone how I live

Lisa - D'oh!

Lisa - Dad, hide your shame

Lisa - Dad, where are your clothes?

Lisa - Anything here that doesn't have meat in it?

Lisa - Paul Bunyan never fought Rodan

Lisa - Noooo!

Lisa - Rambles

Lisa - Son of a dolphin!

Little Boy - I sleep in a drawer

Little girl - I'd like to get down now

Lunch Lady Doris - There's very little meat

Manjula - A chocolate husband! (235K)

Manjula - You told me!

Marge - Find her a man!

Marge - Joins the police force (265K)

Marge - Quits the police force

Marge - What happened to Muntu?

Marge - Who's Muntu?

Martin - Pick me! I'm ever so smart!

McBain - Up and atom!

Moe - Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron

Moe - I'm so desperately lonely

Moe - If you're gettin' loaded off those fumes

Moe - The gal I'm stalking

Moe - Undergoes a lie detector test (288K)

Ned - And if you really tick me off (222K)

Ned - At least I got a chunk of Moe's hair

Ned - Did the rubble burn down?

Ned - Hidely ho!

Ned - Hot diggity

Ned - Hey, Homey, I can see your doodle

Ned - I'm Dick Tracy

Ned - Indeedily doodily

Ned - Kicking and screaming, please

Ned - Lousy beatnicks

Ned - No siree, Bob

Ned - Okily dokily

Ned - The auto dialer (1) (337K)

Ned - The auto dialer (2)

Ned - Tirade (01 toilet)

Ned - Tirade (02 poster)

Ned - Tirade (03 gritty floor)

Ned - Tirade (04 Barney)

Ned - Tirade (05 Ned loses it)

Ned - Tirade (06 Bart)

Ned - Tirade (07 Wiggum)

Ned - Tirade (08 Lenny)

Ned - Tirade (09 Moe)

Ned - Tirade (10 Homer)

Ned - We're done for!

Nelson - Ha ha!

Nelson - Sgt. Dork

Paramedic - Sure is easy when they're stiff like this

Ralph - I'm going to Bovine University

Ralph - There's a dog in the vent

Ralph - My face is on fire

Ralph - I glued my head to my shoulder

Ralph - I can't sleep without my scouring pad

Ralph - I'm going to marry Lisa Simpson

Ralph - Miss Hoover, the floor is shaking

Ralph - My cat's name is Mittens

Ralph - Nosebleeds

Ralph - I don't have a red crayon; I ate it

Ralph - My parents won't let me use scissors

Ralph - The tar fumes are making me dizzy

Ralph - I've got two owies

Ralph - I bent my wookie

Ralph - My worm went in my mouth

Rex - You deceitful cow!

Skinner - Boys brandishing their buttocks

Skinner - Edna won't let me clap her erasers

Skinner - Kiss me, Patty

Soldier - I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton

The Simpsons - Theme song, end of show

The Simpsons - Theme song, start of show

Todd - Dad, the heathen's getting away

Wiggum - No, this is 912

Wiggum - Can I arrest any of you people?

Wiggum - Arrests Homer

Wiggum - Looks like the work of roudy teens

Wiggum - Hey, that duck's got my badge!

Wiggum - We have an officer sneaking around

Wiggum - Oh no, have they set a date?

Wiggum - Rolls down the hill

Wiggum - Could you shake out the last few drops for me?

Willy - Bonjour

Willy - Deeper! Wider! Faster!

Willy - Greese me up, woman!

Willy - I 'ate 'im; I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug

Willy - I cannot water no more!

Willy - I couldn't have shot Burns (224K)

Willy - I'll cry now!

Willy - I'll kill that Mr. Burns!

Willy - The noozel, and the end of the hoos!

Willy - That's the last time you'll slap you're Willy

Willy - What in the name of saint who?

Willy - Willy hears ya; Willy don't care

Willy - Ya silk-wearin' buttercup

Witch - Let me out! I couldn't be in more pain!