FADE IN: EXT. OLD LEBRON’S MANSION - NIGHT A beautiful, palatial estate. In front sit several statues of basketball greats: BILL RUSSELL, OSCAR ROBERTSON, LARRY BIRD. MICHAEL JORDAN. Also there’s a fountain with the spout shaped like a basketball hoop. INT. MANSION GREAT HALL - NIGHT Nearly a hundred kids of every race sit on the floor chatting amongst themselves. We pass through these kids until we get to the front of the hall, where an old man sits facing the fire with his back to the children. The mantle on the fireplace behind him is filled with trophies. The old man awkwardly turns the chair around. He slowly pets an old, fat white cat. All the children hush. It is OLD LEBRON (NOTE: Same makeup as those commercials he did where he was old -- this will save $$). Old LeBron surveys the multi-racial children. OLD LEBRON Do you multi-racial children want to hear a story? ASIAN KID Can we go home to our parents yet? OLD LEBRON (yelling) Not until you listen to my story! They all nod in unison. LeBron calms back down. OLD LEBRON (CONT’D) This is the story of the greatest championship I ever won. He coughs. Then he coughs a bunch more. He catches his breath. OLD LEBRON (CONT’D) Alright. Sorry. FADE OUT.