Marry money. - Max Shulman



Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb



I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor



I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters



One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas



Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown



Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem



Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges



I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx



The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington



Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx



I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison



A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor



A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison



A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb



There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown



They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd



Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert



Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor



Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty



Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles



I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass



I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan



The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde



Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra



Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert



We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush



I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor



Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller



I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley



Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash



The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson



My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates



Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry



Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz



Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw



Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash



In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson



