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Bud: Calling this group of Browns quarterbacks QUARTERBACKS is like calling the Beverly Hills Housewives HOUSEWIVES! -- Jack Chase, Brook Park

One promises crazy story lines, over-the-top drama and an unhappy ending. The other is a TV show.

Bud: Those new uniforms will have to be really stunning! -- Phillip Byndas, Brook Park

Yes. But let's be fair. You sent this before the Thad Lewis signing.

Hey Bud: In the NFL you can always tell when a player is in his free-agent contract year because he plays better hoping to get a big contract. I have noticed lately that your columns have been better. What should we read into this? - Ken, Strongsville

That your standards are slipping.

Hi Bud: I was wondering if UFC champ Ronda Rousey married NBAer Rajon Rondo and then divorced him for actor Richard Roundtree, would that make her Ronda Rousey Rondo Roundtree? - Steve Myers

If anybody tries to say you have too much time on your hands don't believe it. They're just jealous.

Bud: Who do you think is more active...."You said it" readers between the hours of 7 A.M and Noon or Ray Farmer in free agency - Mark, Charleston, SC

First-time You Said It winners are better late than never.

Bud: I see most NFL GMs are making substantial moves. Do you know when Ray Farmer's suspension will be over - Jay Shulman

Repeat winners get double the disappointment.