In the mood for some loud laughter but can’t come up with your own witty ill sayings about the Lord’s anointed? Enter Cards Against Humanity: Zelph On The Shelf Edition.

The whole point of our website is to make the transition from faithful member to scum of the earth as enjoyable as possible. In our experience, loud laughter really is the best cure for cultishness (which is probably why the Lord forbids it). So get off our blog, turn off Mormon Stories, and play a card game with your apostate friends!

Fair warning to the faint of heart, these cards can be awful. Down right nasty. Make you squirm a bit. Some of you will probably be offended. So just a heads up: if you look at the cards then wander over here like Laman and Lemuel to whine and bitch about terrible we are, we don’t care. Our parents, priesthood leaders, and random Facebook friends have already let us know and it hasn’t stopped us.

These cards can be used either in conjunction with “Cards Against Humanity” or played on their own. So go ahead, download them. Just click on the links for the Black Cards and White Cards below.

Thank you for your continued support. Once you start playing, make sure to send us pictures of your winning cards on Facebook and Twitter. Or don’t. We don’t give a shiz.

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