What happens when you stay awake for 30+ hours, get sugar high off of way too many energy drinks and look up Dokapon Kingdom stuff? You think up an adorable, crack AU for Elsanna of course!

For those of you who have never played Dokapon Kingdom, the basics are explained here. This follows an unrelated Elsa and Anna as they journey through the kingdom of Dokapon in a messed up, hilarious quest to save the kingdom and marry the princess…..that they don’t want.





Anna is a thief and Elsa is a magician who both have come to the kingdom of Dokapon to help when they heard that it was in jeopardy. At the start of the quest, Anna catches sight of Elsa and becomes immediately smitten. Likewise, Elsa notices the red headed thief and finds her attention snagged.

Thus the quest begins and the heroes set out.

Some time passes and Anna and Elsa end up crossing paths, with Anna swiping one of Elsa’s items in the process. As the rule of the quest states (Any two adventurers who meet must fight), Anna and Elsa begin a battle which Anna wins easily.

Now, a winner is allowed to punish the loser in many ways. Stealing towns, money or equipment; changing their names, or marker graffiti. Anna presents the marker with a flourish and Elsa braces herself for the no doubt humiliating new mark to grace her skin.

Only when the deed is done and Anna is gone does Elsa look to find “You’re cute <3” written on her arm.

As the journey progresses, slowly getting dirtier and bloodier as it advances, Anna finds herself crossing Elsa’s path several more times. Every time, Anna wins and adds a new compliment to Elsa’s freshly cleaned skin followed by a heart.

Near the end, Anna is now in the Monk class and has finally reached the dreaded gates of Heck with a token that allows her to enter, determined to go in there and finish the ridiculous quest in the fat chance that it would impress a certain blonde so she would marry her.

Just as she’s about to enter, guess who should show up but Elsa herself. Now a Alchemist, she challenges Anna once again to a battle. At the start, Anna teases her about what new compliment she should bestow upon the beautiful skin while Elsa simply smiles. “Surprise me.”

A long battle ensues. Anna’s surprised that the usually easy fight is now much, much harder and tries valiantly to overpower the blonde; determined that the next mark was going to be a marriage proposal.

Only for that plan to be cut short when Elsa wins the match. Anna is disappointed, but she smiles despite the sadness and asks her for her punishment. A sly smile crosses Elsa’s lips.

“Close your eyes.”

Anna feels soft lips touch her cheek and it’s all she could do not to shudder when the cool tip of a marker begins to rub at the skin shortly after. When the marking is done, Anna feels something small and smooth get pushed into her hands.

“Good luck Anna.”

When Anna opens her eyes to find the blonde alchemist gone. A small, compact mirror is in her hands and Anna flips it open in order to see what Elsa did. To her pleasure as well as her embarrassment, Elsa had drawn over the lipstick stain on her cheek, leaving the possessive claim very highly visible.

Just as Anna is about to advance into Heck, she notices a piece of paper that had fallen out of the mirror.

“Next time we meet, I expect that question. It’s a yes.”

Thus, Anna goes on to finish the quest, give the princess to Hans and her and Elsa live happily ever after.

