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If you had to take a subreddit out for Valentine’s day, which would you choose?

– Reddit user blabyrinth

Is the obvious answer here something NSFW? Because porn, lulz? Eh’, if I told you my favorite NSFW subreddits, I’d probably never be able to show my face here around the Reddit office again. Oh, wait, I’ve already talked about my favorite NSFW subreddits? Well, shit.

Alright, let me paint you a picture: It’s Valentine’s Day and the setting is a beach nearing the end of day. The sun is already setting. The sky is a pinkish red, with a hint of orange still streaking across the horizon. Yours truly, with the wind blowing in his hair, standing barefoot in the water, looking across the water hand-in-hand with: EarthPorn. Baby, I could look into your eye— er, earth images all night long.

Alright, alright, let me give you another date scenario: Again, it’s Valentine’s Day, and we’re at a carnival. The night is young, sitting on the ferris wheel, going round and round, clutching a giant teddy bear just won during a game of ring toss. The ferris wheel stops and we stumble down to a concession stand. Fried chicken and ranch nachos! Bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers! Funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream! Deep-fried mac and cheese balls! We can order anything tonight, baby, because I’m falling in love with FoodPorn.

If I wanted a sophisticated date, maybe I’d invite Art or Poetry for a night out. Night at the movies? I’d ask out Criterion and go for whatever they’d like to see. I asked several Reddit Admin co-workers which subreddit they would take out on a date for Valentine’s day—here are their replies:

Reddit user Piepiemydarling: Is it just the spirit of the subreddit? How about DIY? I want a handy dude. Or BrushyBrushy. It’s so harmless and brings you joy— that’s its only mission. (As she is answering, Reddit user Blabyrinth interjects, “But your whole date would be hair brushing.” Piepiemydarling replies, “That wouldn’t be too terrible!”)

Reddit user nivraghtebasile: Obviously Aww! I’d want to be surrounded by cute animals all day. And if I choose IAmA, do I get to date the people who have done the AMA’s with it? Because then I could go with Barack Obama for Valentine’s Day. Me, Barack, and Michelle.

Reddit user Robzoro: There are none that I can say that are appropriate.

Reddit user rrmckinley: Okay, so I would take out, hmmm—I would want it to be with someone special. I wouldn’t go out with GoneWild (NSFW), since I could go out with them any time. EverydayCarry? Noo… If I were a girl, I would do a mercy date and take out PCMasterRace.

Reddit user Zeantsoi: YouDontSurf. There is no explanation as to why that I can properly articulate in words.

Reddit user Sodypop: Has anyone answered ForeverAlone yet? Asking for a friend…

Reddit user fleurdetots: LifeOfNorman! He’s not weird, he’s just normal—And if he were to say something awkward on our date and feel bad about it, I would just tell him, “That’s okay, its no problem.”