Wanna get cloned? We love science. If we could really use ancient blood from a mosquito trapped in amber to isolate the DNA of something it ate, something now extinct.... Well, that'd be mindblowing. And awesome.

Let's say you're on the beautiful island of Isla Nublar near Costa Rica. You've spent a lot of time and effort and a lot of research to bring your project to fruition, a project to recreate extinct species from their DNA extracted from insects in amber. So why you gotta start with the carnivores, genius? Bring back the Dodo. He was lovely in Alice in Wonderland. And Wikipedia says (today, when we're cutting and pasting it) that the Dodo "likely subsisted on fallen fruits, nuts, seeds, bulbs and roots." Check it. Nowhere in that description does it say, "AND THE FLESH OF TOURISTS." And even if there is a sabotage during an inspection visit, what's going to happen? They give the little guy a hat and a cane? Nobody dies.

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