There’s a certain security in knowing that these prospect rankings (fantasy or otherwise) are just merely a snapshot of a moment in time. There’s nothing inherent in this moment right now that makes it any more important than one three days from now or one that happened two weeks ago. Yes, there’s a culmination of feedback both from the lovely fantasy and prospect staffs we have assembled here at Baseball Prospectus and external sources alike. And every piece of information, every game, every scout tidbit, every strong backing drives you closer and closer to what you believe is the truth. Yet, the truth only exists as long as this snapshot. Tomorrow, there will be new data that leads to a better truth. Or maybe it’s a worse truth. Either way:

Part of the reason for the fluidity of these rankings, even in a short period of time, is that the minor leagues are down overall right now—and there’s less separation than usual between the tiers of players you’ll see in just a few more minutes (I’m getting there, I promise). The highest tier is extremely truncated—you could (and I would) argue that it’s just one guy. The group of upper-minors bats and arms are shallow, and are filled with trap doors in their profiles. The lower minors are comparably deeper with talent, but after another down draft class in 2016, will continue to hinder the next wave of upper level talent.

That fluidity should be taken advantage of in your dynasty leagues as well. With less than usual separating the 30th-best prospect from the 70th, owners should not be afraid to improve their teams by using prospects as currency. Of course, I’d argue that owners should never be afraid to that, but we have lived through an era where it has felt like every top prospect has turned into a star.

Finally, a reminder of ground rules here. This list is designed for keep-forever dynasty leagues without salaries or contracts, and with separate farm systems. It’s based on a medium-sized league, generally around 14-16 teams, and assumes one catcher rather than two. Home parks and organizations are factored in, as well as paths to playing time, since fantasy owners do care about these things. And as far as the player pools go, we are including anyone with prospect eligibility (regardless of whether they’re in the majors or not), but not including 2016 draftees. Though if we were, this list likely would have included Corey Ray, Nick Senzel and Zack Collins. I’ve also been listening to a lot of Idlewild lately, which explains the self-indulgence of the framing below. I do not apologize for this.

That, as they say, is that. Let’s rank some prospects.

1) Yoan Moncada, 2B, Boston Red Sox (Pre-season Rank: 3)

Tell Me Ten Words: This guy takes “looks good in a uniform” next level

Hope Is Important: The only player on this list with no. 1 overall upside

Actually It’s Darkness: The tools end up overshadowing the baseball skill

2) Alex Bregman, SS, Houston Astros (Pre-season Rank: 28)

Tell Me Ten Words: It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s another Bregman homer.

Hope Is Important: The power sticks and he’s a five-category star

Actually It’s Darkness: Like The Good Matt Duffy if you believed in The Good Matt Duffy

3) Brendan Rodgers, SS, Colorado Rockies (Pre-season Rank: 14)

Tell Me Ten Words: An offensive shortstop in Coors Field? Sign me up please.

Hope Is Important: Tulo is a lazy fantasy comp, but it’s not all that far off

Actually It’s Darkness: He might not stick at short and he might only hit like Trevor Story

4) Trea Turner, SS, Washington Nationals (Pre-season Rank: 16)

Tell Me Ten Words: There’s no good reason he should’ve qualified for this list

Hope Is Important: Among middle infielders, only Jose Altuve and Jonathan Villar are pacing for 40 steals

Actually It’s Darkness: Maybe he’s just a .250-.260 hitter

5) Tim Anderson, SS, Chicago White Sox (Pre-season Rank: 10)

Tell Me Ten Words: I really, really hope you’re not in an OBP league

Hope Is Important: Maybe there’s more power here than we thought

Actually It’s Darkness: His ultra-aggressiveness is exploited and he’s unable to hit for average

6) David Dahl, OF, Colorado Rockies (Pre-season Rank: 19)

Tell Me Ten Words: Five-category hitters in Coors Field make for great investments

Hope Is Important: The improved approach and power cement towards the top of the Rockies lineup

Actually It’s Darkness: He’s more average across the board, even with the home park lifting him up

7) Andrew Benintendi, OF, Boston Red Sox (Pre-season Rank: 30)

Tell Me Ten Words: Short body, shorter swing, shortest time to majors, impact hair

Hope Is Important: A potential top-of-the-order hitter with 15 HR/20 SB/100 R upside

Actually It’s Darkness: Mighty power for his size might still only be doubles power

8) Victor Robles, OF, Washington Nationals (Pre-season Rank: 34)

Tell Me Ten Words: Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything

Hope Is Important: He’s a five-category star and the top dynasty prospect in 2018

Actually It’s Darkness: Maybe we’re getting a little too excited about an A-ball hitter

9) J.P. Crawford, SS, Philadelphia Phillies (Pre-season Rank: 6)

Tell Me Ten Words: Next to Bregman, the safest prospect to be fantasy useful

Hope Is Important: The over-the-fence power comes, and he’s great

Actually It’s Darkness: The over-the-fence power never comes, but he’s still good

10) Lucas Giolito, RHP, Washington Nationals (Pre-season Rank: 5)

Tell Me Ten Words: It’s finally a pitcher. I guess they are people too.

Hope Is Important: He stays healthy

Actually It’s Darkness: He doesn’t

11) Joey Gallo, 3B, Texas Rangers (Pre-season Rank: 8)

Tell Me Ten Words: When a 30 percent strikeout rate would be a panacea

Hope Is Important: The immense raw wins out over the immense swing-and-miss

Actually It’s Darkness: The contact issues keep him from holding an everyday job

12) A.J. Reed, 1B, Houston Astros (Pre-season Rank: 12)

Tell Me Ten Words: The top first base prospect is a large, large man

Hope Is Important: The power and average both play, turning him into a fantasy stalwart

Actually It’s Darkness: The power, sure. The average, not so much.

13) Clint Frazier, OF, Cleveland Indians (Pre-season Rank: 23)

Tell Me Ten Words: His game is finally catching up with his bat speed

Hope Is Important: Like George Springer but with a little less power

Actually It’s Darkness: I can’t hear you. La la la.

14) Austin Meadows, OF, Pittsburgh Pirates (Pre-season Rank: 24)

Tell Me Ten Words: When healthy, he’s one of the best all-around prospects today

Hope Is Important: He finally shakes that injury bug and there’s enough power for 20 homers

Actually It’s Darkness: Wait, he’s hurt again?

15) Julio Urias, LHP, Los Angeles Dodgers (Pre-season Rank: 15)

Tell Me Ten Words: He was not alive when Idlewild played their first show

Hope Is Important: The guy has already showed he can miss a lot of bats as a 19-year-old. How much more hope do you want?

Actually It’s Darkness: He’s exposed over a long season, whenever he gets to the end of one

16) Alex Reyes, RHP, St Louis Cardinals (Pre-season Rank: 11)

Tell Me Ten Words: The stuff is superlative, but consistency is not his friend

Hope Is Important: The change comes and he’s an SP1

Actually It’s Darkness: He and his two pitches are relegated to either frustrating starter or elite closer

17) Bradley Zimmer, OF, Cleveland Indians (Pre-season Rank: 9)

Tell Me Ten Words: What was once safe suddenly doesn’t feel so safe anymore

Hope Is Important: He can bring the power/speed combination

Actually It’s Darkness: The suddenly extreme contact issues hold him back

18) Rafael Devers, 3B, Boston Red Sox (Pre-season Rank: 22)

Tell Me Ten Words: Struggles in April give the impression he’s regressing. He’s not.

Hope Is Important: Could be big-time hit and power from the hot corner

Actually It’s Darkness: Even a move to first wouldn’t be the end of the world

19) Nick Williams, OF, Philadelphia Phillies (Pre-season Rank: 13)

Tell Me Ten Words: I witnessed him draw three walks in a game. Truth.

Hope Is Important: The approach is trending up and allows him to barrel everything

Actually It’s Darkness: Major-league pitchers eat him up by making him chase

20) Aaron Judge, OF, New York Yankees (Pre-season Rank: 20)

Tell Me Ten Words: Kanye is wrong, one man can have all that power

Hope Is Important: His big frame belies a tight swing, and his patience becomes an asset

Actually It’s Darkness: His big frame yields a big strike zone, and his patience becomes a fatal flaw

21) Jorge Mateo, SS/2B, New York Yankees (Pre-season Rank: 33)

Tell Me Ten Words: The speed. The speed. The speed. The speed. The speed.

Hope Is Important: Enough strength to keep pitchers honest. Enough steals to win a category.

Actually It’s Darkness: We have to hear the old (and played) adage over and over that “you can’t steal first base”

22) Josh Bell, 1B, Pittsburgh Pirates (Pre-season Rank: 36)

Tell Me Ten Words: This switch-hitting first baseman looks ready to help Pittsburgh

Hope Is Important: It’s more hit than power, but the power is still above-average for the position

Actually It’s Darkness: He’s still better than that other Josh Bell

23) Blake Snell, LHP, Tampa Bay Rays (Pre-season Rank: 18)

Tell Me Ten Words: He’s literally helping you now unlike most of this list

Hope Is Important: The walks start to come down in time and he settles in as a SP2

Actually It’s Darkness: He’s as safe as any arm on this list, but pitchers, man

24) Dansby Swanson, SS, Atlanta Braves (Pre-season Rank: 27)

Tell Me Ten Words: If it’s not America’s Cup or Vampire Weekend, it’s crap

Hope Is Important: The sum of his parts makes him a top-10 shortstop

Actually It’s Darkness: Without any one category he can impact, he’s someone you’re happy with but on the lookout to replace

25) Jameson Taillon, RHP, Pittsburgh Pirates (Pre-season Rank: 82)

Tell Me Ten Words: Good things come to those who wait, especially in Pittsburgh

Hope Is Important: He took the scenic route, but the stuff looks as good as ever and he’s here now

Actually It’s Darkness: He’s a pitcher with a long list of injuries. ‘Nuf said.

26) Tyler Glasnow, RHP, Pittsburgh Pirates (Pre-season Rank: 21)

Tell Me Ten Words: So many strikeouts, so many walks, so many possible outcomes

Hope Is Important: He has the natural size and stuff to strike out any batter in baseball

Actually It’s Darkness: More like WHIP it real bad, imo

27) Franklin Barreto, SS/2B, Oakland Athletics (Pre-season Rank: 32)

Tell Me Ten Words: Young for level? Check. Improving as he adjusts? You bet.

Hope Is Important: The infield eligibility sticks and he produces across all five categories

Actually It’s Darkness: When is Josh Donaldson a free agent again?

28) Raimel Tapia, OF, Colorado Rockies (Pre-season Rank: 41)

Tell Me Ten Words: If it’s in his time zone, he can make contact

Hope Is Important: He could yield a .300+ AVG with Coors-aided pop and early-career speed

Actually It’s Darkness: He will live and die by his hit tool even moreso than most prospects

29) Eloy Jimenez, OF, Chicago Cubs (Pre-season Rank: NR)

Tell Me Ten Words: He’s quickly jumped to become the best Cubs fantasy prospect

Hope Is Important: This could be the Jorge Soler Chicago has been waiting for

Actually It’s Darkness: Shield your eyes from the actual Jorge Soler

30) Amed Rosario, SS, New York Mets (Pre-season Rank: HM)

Tell Me Ten Words: After destroying the Florida State League, the upper minors await

Hope Is Important: He grows into his power and shows Mets fans what a real shortstop looks like

Actually It’s Darkness: Don’t do this to me. I wouldn’t do it to you.

31) Jose Berrios, RHP, Minnesota Twins (Pre-season Rank: 26)

Tell Me Ten Words: He surely won’t end his career with a double-digit ERA

Hope Is Important: Less nibbling leads to more efficiency and more success

Actually It’s Darkness: When was the last time the Twins actually developed a pitching prospect?

32) Ian Happ, 2B/OF, Chicago Cubs (Pre-season Rank: 45)

Tell Me Ten Words: All he’s done is hit since being drafted last year

Hope Is Important: He does enough to stick at second and pushes 20/20 with average

Actually It’s Darkness: I never hear the end of it from Ben and Craig

33) Willson Contreras, C/OF, Chicago Cubs (Pre-season Rank: 79)

Tell Me Ten Words: A victory for player development, he’s a true two-way catcher

Hope Is Important: His early-career power surge is a portender of a top-five catcher future

Actually It’s Darkness: At least he’ll stick and hit for average

34) Lewis Brinson, OF, Texas Rangers (Pre-season Rank: 17)

Tell Me Ten Words: He might really be the dynasty Prince That Was Promised

Hope Is Important: Five-category upside, with makeup that says he’ll just keep getting better

Actually It’s Darkness: Prophecies are like sword without hilts. They can suck.

35) Dan Vogelbach, 1B, Chicago Cubs (Pre-season Rank: 37)

Tell Me Ten Words: Might be the best hitter in the minors right now

Hope Is Important: He gets playing time and does his thing

Actually It’s Darkness: He lingers as Triple-A depth a la Ryan Howard

36) Raul Mondesi, SS, Kansas City Royals (Pre-season Rank: 61)

Tell Me Ten Words: If he wasn’t suspended, Mondesi might be 20 spots higher

Hope Is Important: The increased pop might actually be real

Actually It’s Darkness: Stolen bases are still a category, yo

37) Cody Reed, LHP, Cincinnati Reds (Pre-season Rank: 38)

Tell Me Ten Words: Oh it’s the slider that breaks your office’s web filter

Hope Is Important: The command sharpens and he punches out 200 over a full season

Actually It’s Darkness: Giving up a homer every 2.5 innings isn’t a great look

38) Willy Adames, SS, Tampa Bay Rays (Pre-season Rank: 54)

Tell Me Ten Words: The offensive shortstop is showing the power more in Double-A

Hope Is Important: The Jhonny Peralta vibe is strong with this one

Actually It’s Darkness: The bat is really going to have to max out if he slides to the hot corner

39) Ronald Acuna, OF, Atlanta Braves (Pre-season Rank: NR)

Tell Me Ten Words: A broken hand temporarily halted one of 2016’s biggest breakouts

Hope Is Important: The tools and fantasy potential is nearly endless

Actually It’s Darkness: Maybe we’re getting a little too excited about a guy who’s played in 30 full-season games

40) Jesse Winker, OF, Cincinnati Reds (Pre-season Rank: 25)

Tell Me Ten Words: Your hit tool is beautiful, no matter what they say

Hope Is Important: A plus hit tool, a good park and the potential for plus power is mighty attractive attractive, even in the outfield

Actually It’s Darkness: You need to hit for a high average or our words will bring you down

41) Gleyber Torres, SS, Chicago Cubs (Pre-season Rank: 44)

Tell Me Ten Words: The fourth Cubs prospect. There’s a Trueblood joke here somewhere.

Hope Is Important: The strong average let’s the rest of the offensive package play up a la Francisco Lindor

Actually It’s Darkness: The power and speed never really help as much as you need

42) Ryan McMahon, 3B, Colorado Rockies (Pre-season Rank: 29)

Tell Me Ten Words: Don’t look at his stat page. No, seriously. Please don’t.

Hope Is Important: The above-average hit and power tools play up at Coors

Actually It’s Darkness: The friendly confines of Asheville and Modesto were bigger deals that we originally thought

43) Kyle Tucker, OF, Houston Astros (Pre-season Rank: 52)

Tell Me Ten Words: The breakout isn’t here yet, but the big upside remains

Hope Is Important: Wait, he has how many steals?

Actually It’s Darkness: Wait, he has how many home runs?

44) Ozhaino Albies, SS/2B, Atlanta Braves (Pre-season Rank: 64)

Tell Me Ten Words: Might be that “other” teenager to make majors this year

Hope Is Important: The hit and speed tools carry him to consistent top-10 positional showings

Actually It’s Darkness: The hit tool lags, leaving him in bad Jean Segura territory

45) Orlando Arcia, SS, Milwaukee Brewers (Pre-season Rank: 47)

Tell Me Ten Words: Such a good real-life prospect, you thought I forgot him

Hope Is Important: The Elvis Andrus path, without the unnecessary contract

Actually It’s Darkness: It’s 25 steals and very little else

46) Manuel Margot, OF, San Diego Padres (Pre-season Rank: 31)

Tell Me Ten Words: Better in real life, but still useful for our purposes

Hope Is Important: High average, many steals, many runs, more power later

Actually It’s Darkness: Meh average, many steals, some runs, no power later

47) Jose De Leon, RHP, Los Angeles Dodgers (Pre-season Rank: 35)

Tell Me Ten Words: The strikeout numbers have stayed insanely high as he’s advanced

Hope Is Important: It could be only days before he’s helping the Dodgers push to a playoff spot

Actually It’s Darkness: The command never gets there and he’s an inconsistent SP4 (when healthy)

48) Hunter Renfroe, OF, San Diego Padres (Pre-season Rank: 99)

Tell Me Ten Words: Gaudy stats, many tools, but so much swing and miss…

Hope Is Important: A renewable power source

Actually It’s Darkness: A windmill

49) Jorge Alfaro, C, Philadelphia Phillies (Pre-season Rank: 58)

Tell Me Ten Words: Like The Sandlot always told us, #TheLegends never die

Hope Is Important: A decent average, plenty of pop and a dash of speed from behind the plate

Actually It’s Darkness: A bad average, some pop and broken dreams from the outfield

50) Brett Phillips, OF, Milwaukee Brewers (Pre-season Rank: 51)

Tell Me Ten Words: If Ryan Braun is Iceman, then Domingo Santana is Goose

Hope Is Important: Power plays up in Miller Park, making him a good OF3

Actually It’s Darkness: Replaces Mark Hamill as guy who does Joker laugh

Honorable Mention (in alphabetical order):

Brady Aiken, LHP, Cleveland Indians

Jake Bauers, OF/1B, Tampa Bay Rays

Trent Clark, OF, Milwaukee Brewers

Anderson Espinoza, RHP, Boston Red Sox

Derek Fisher, OF, Houston Astros

Jeff Hoffman, RHP, Colorado Rockies

Reynaldo Lopez, RHP, Washington Nationals

Jacob Nottingham, C, Milwaukee Brewers

Gary Sanchez, C, New York Yankees

Jake Thompson, RHP, Philadelphia Phillies

Special thanks to Ben Carsley for helping to write the few of these that were actually funny. Also to Craig Goldstein, Wilson Karaman, JP Breen, JJ Jansons, Greg Wellemeyer and George Bissell for their feedback.