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WORD SOUND OF SOURCE OF REFERENCE ARTICLE TITLE AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20 At the Dentist AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste” AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste” ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Pencils – as seen on TV AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34 One Afternoon on the Beach AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48 The Hunter aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 The Good Doctor in Africa ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 The Good Doctor in Africa ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk AWK Mechanic Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Garage AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42 One Day in a Hospital B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 One Day in the Life of Some Salesman BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11 The Fortune Teller BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds at babies MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35 One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26 In the Acme Ritz Central

Arms Waldorf Plaza Hotel BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Fire Station MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Firemen BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Fire Station MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Firemen BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48 The Salesman BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19 One Balmy November Morning BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 One Day in a Hospital BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25 One Day in a Run-Down Shack BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 One Morning in a Courtroom BLAM Prisoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13 One Morning in the Dungeon Room BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16 The Veterinarian BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians BLAM BLAM Shotgun Blasting Moonshine Drinkers MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 One Day in the Mountains BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spies MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 Yecch or “What a Waste” BLAM PLOOM TATTATATTAT PWEEN PHOON KRAK PATWEEEE PLAM KAKKAKKAKAK PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party and guests shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes

Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger BLEEGH YAAUGH RAWGH BRAGHK SPROP BLOP BLOP GUKGUK BWAUGHK GYAAUGHT BLOBBLE SPLOP BLAP BLAP BEAUGH GUWK SPLAPPLE PLAP SPLORPLE BLAPPLE Bulimia Meeting Attendees Vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 One Thursday Evening on West 12th Street BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at Popeye BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 The Astrodome BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27 Yecch or “What a Waste” BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 The Astrodome BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19 Don Martin in a Play-Land BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 On a Summer's Afternoon BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48 In an Amusement Park BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 The Telephone BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 The Anesthetist BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 On the Subway BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4 A Fairy Tale BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen BONG Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Lands on Guy's Weight MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown BONG (7 times) Bell Ringing for Start and End of Boxing Rounds MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41, 42 One Night at the Fights BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page C4 One Day in Paris BOOM Cannon Firing MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 Great Non-Violent Guns! BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 The Message BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27 Boarding the Uptown Bus BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman BRAP Belching After Large Meal Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47 A Visit to the Country BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29 Yecch or “What a Waste” BRING-A-LING Phone Ringing MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48 One Fine Evening During Prime Time BRLFFSP! Baby Blowing Spit Bubbles Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 One Fine Day Uptown BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 The Appointment BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48 One Sunday Evening BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA Boxer Pummels Head Of Opponent Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital BURP! Burp MAD #229, March 1982, Page C1 Front Cover – Last Gas for Next 200 Miles BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48 Once Again in the Laboratory BWEEP Large Cylindrical Bump Rises From Top Of Head Where Brick Had Bounced Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 One Day in the Patent Office BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 One Day in the Patent Office BZZOWNT Electric Drill Applied To Forehead Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 One Day in a Bus Depot BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37 One Evening in a Hospital Room BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37 One Night in the L.A. Bus Terminal BZZZT KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call for Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 One Saturday Night at the North Pole CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 One Saturday Night at the North Pole CHIKA-CHUNK... KLIK... SPUKKONK SPUTZ! SPAZAT KLOON SPOP... SPOP... SPOP KAZOP! KLOON PUTT... PUTT... PUTT... SPOP KLOON PUTT KALLOON Airboat Speeding Along MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 Genteel Ben CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 One Day in South Dakota CHIRP TIK-TIK KRIK BREET BREET TOOD TOOD KRIDIT-KRIDIT BREET BROOT TIKA-TIKA CHEEP KIKATIK BLIDIT TOOWIT TOOWOO KATY-DID KATY-DIDN'T JUGARUM HOOT KRIK-KRIKIT BREEP-BREEP TIK-TIKA BEEDOOP GLOOT-GLOOT GLIKA-GLIKA TIKATIK-CHIRP GLEET-GLEET WHOOOOOOOO BREEBEEP BREEDEET BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18 Kitzel's Department Store CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21 One Day in a Hospital CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 The Modern Highwayman CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29 A MAD “Minute Nature Study” CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 Genteel Ben CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Eskimo Chewing Fish Head Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 12 Out West CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Castaway Eating and Drinking MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period CHOMP GLUKKLE SHLORP Man eating in restaurant MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 On the Job CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass Stopping Suddenly MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of

Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Prison Tower CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 One Day in South Dakota CHOP-CHOP Scoutmaster Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 One Day on a Hike CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm CHUNK-KASHINK (four times) Explorers Digging MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9 One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13 The Chiropractor CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers CLAP (eleven times) Crowd Enthusiastically Clapping MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 21 One Fine Medieval Morning at Home CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11 The Class Program CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 One Evening at a Banquet

Saluting an Outstanding American CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop” CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24 Another Brain Operation CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10 On the Boardwalk CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop” CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29 One Evening at the Health Club CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9 Another Visit with a Sculptor CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 One Day in a Bus Depot CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15 A Young Man's Ambition CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning on Main Street CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 One Fine Friday Evening Downtown CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 One Day at a Construction Site DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 Another Visit to the Dentist DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover

Building Ledge-Jumper Helper DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging for Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging for Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey DIK-DIK DIK DAK DIK DAKKA DAK DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAKKA DIK DIK DAKKA DAKKA DAK DIKKA DAK Typist Typing On A Computer Keyboard MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office DIKKA DIK DEEP DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAK DAK DAGIK DOOT DOOT DAK DIK DABWAK DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA OONT DIKKADIKKA DAGAK DIKKA DOOT BWEET DIT DIT DIT GIKKADIK DIKKA DIKKA DIKDOKKA DAK DEEP DAKKITY DAK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIK Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 Casey at the Byte DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA Man Trying Out New TV Remote MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive DIKKA-DIKKA DIKKA-DAK DIKDIKDIK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAGAK DAK DIKKADAK DIKKA DIKKA DAKDAKDAK DAKKA DAKKA DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 Casey at the Byte DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39 One Fine Day in Rochester, New York DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8 Early One Morning DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning DINGALINA DINGALINGA Doomsday Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11 One Morning on a Street Corner DINGALINGA DINGALINGA Cannibal Dressed as Santa Ringing a Bell for Donations MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23 One Fine Christmas in the Jungle DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 Etiquette DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 In Injun Territory DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician DIT-CLUNK Fish Landing on Golf Green and Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 In Injun Territory DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE

(repeat 4 times) A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 The Message DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle DOONT Surfer Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page C2 One Day at the Beach doont Wine Bottle Bounces Off Forehead Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Jack-in-the-Lunchbox doop Food falling out of choking man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon in a Doctor's Office DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11 One Summer Day in the Jungle DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB Helicopter Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun from a Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Drug Store EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 Early One Morning in an African Jungle EECH YAK OOOH OGH! OOF! ACK AAGH GAAH OGGOCK YAAH YARGH OOH THUD GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27 One Night in a Living Room EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman EEYAAAOOORRNNNNN OHH AHHHH

FONDLE YEAH MMMM SLURP UHHH A sudden power failure striking a Disco MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds FABA DABA ZAP Electrodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23 One Dark Night in a Laboratory FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA Coroner Opening, Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23 One Fine Afternoon in the Morgue FAGROON KLUBBLE KLUBBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14 In a Super Market FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10 In a Doctor's Office FARRAPPGHT! FPFWORPFT! FFFPFWRAP! Three News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 One Fine Day at a Television Station FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D. FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8 The Boy and His Toy FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Shaped Like Island with Palm Tree Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2 Ditched in the South Pacific FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 Etiquette FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 Late One Evening on Death Row FLABADAP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #2 MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look

at the Same Fairy Tale FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident FLADIP Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Dispenses Fortune MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning FLEEDLE LEDDLE FLORK LAFLATCH DOODLE GLOODLE PHLAKFFA BBBLPLAST! Doctor plays human organ like a bagpipe MAD #273 Sep 1987 Page 13 Don Martin Visits the Morgue FLIBADIP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #1 MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look

at the Same Fairy Tale FLIBADIP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 Don Martin Takes a Last Look

at the Same Fairy Tale FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17 Early One Morning Downtown FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D. FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber FLIK Parachutist Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43 One Evening on a Street Corner FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11 The Grand National 50 LB.

Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger FLiP FLiP FLiP FliP Man randomly flipping through phone book MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7 One Dark and Lonely Night FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 In an Alley FLOIDOIP Bird Hatches Enormous Egg Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers floof Distant Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in

The Black Hills of S. Dakota FLOOF Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in

The Black Hills of S. Dakota FLOOF FLOOF FLIFFLE FLIF Crop Duster Using Giant Hand Duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals in the Distance Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in

The Black Hills of S. Dakota FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding up beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48 The Moving Men FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 The Accident FLUK Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Steals Guy's Wallet MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 One Morning in a Bus Terminal FOINSAPP Bent Saw Released In Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16 The Safecrackers FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM

DING (12 times) Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29 The Astrodome FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40 The Hero FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page C2 Paperback Ad for

The Mad Adventures of Captain Klutz FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate FOOSHT Beam Of Light Incinerating the Gelfling MAD #240 July 1983 Page 28 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Executioner's Fire FORCHA GORCHA GOOCHA GITCHA Getting caught in a frenzied rear end Disco rub MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds fordort Hearing a falsie hit the dance floor and hoping it's not yours! MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 At the Mask Store FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 One Day on the Highway FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboarder traveling down steep city hill MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42 On the Beach FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9 The Boy and His Toy FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 An Early Morning Bathroom Scene FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32 Yecch or “What a Waste” FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon FWABADAP! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30 In Caveman Days FWAK Brick Bounces Off Top Of Head Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8 A Frightful Incident FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 In a Department Store FWAP Boxing Glove Smashing a Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 One Day at a Construction Site FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11 Young Doctor Freen FWEEE Skateboarder flying MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man FWEEP GING GOING WALK DON'T WALK DIT DIT DONG RRRRREERRR ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 Genteel Ben FWIFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF Man's Suit Inflating as He Goes Airborne After Car Hits Him MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29 One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms

Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes

Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane” FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call from Fellow Hunter MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters FWISK Waiter running to choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11 Early One Morning in a Hotel Room FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11 One Lucky Morning on Friday the 13th FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of

Rubby's Mouth To Make A Molotov Cocktail MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38 One Day Last Summer FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11 One Day in the Jungle FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12 One Day at Campsite 39-B FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48 One Fine Day in the Arctic FWOOSH Woman Swings a Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11 One Day in the Life of a Tennis Pro FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 One Sunny Day in the Dungeons FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal FWOP Man Bouncing Off Front End of Car MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit FWUMP Werewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover

Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12 Future TV Ads GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 One Day in Philadelphia GA-SHPLUCT Farmer Steps In Cow Flop Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street GAHOOGA HOOGA Horn Honking Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers GALINK GALOINK GALINK GALOINK Getting “Flash Bulb Pupils” from dancing to close to the lights MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover

Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23 One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses” GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop GASHKLITZKA Water From Boutonniere Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11 Early One Morning in South America GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger GASPLUSH Cannibal Adding Little Explorer to Human Stew MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10 One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects GIGAZING Troweling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street GING GEEEN Stretching Monitor Cables Connected to Patient MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor GING GING Prince Reaching the End of Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale GING GING Violin String Bending Like a Bow MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13 One Day in a Tenement GiNG GiNG Bird twirling worm around fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Dracula GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery GING GING Thirsty Pulling Bow, Ready to Release Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47 Conehead – The Barbituate GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14 One Fine Day in North Calamari GING GING Bow Being Drawn MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8 One Morning in Sherwood Forest GING GING THWAT Schoolboy Stretching Slingshot, Firing, Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23 One Afternoon in the Schoolroom GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 At the Mask Store GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15 Don Martin Looks at Frogs GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22 One Fine Day With King Kong GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses” GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop GLIMP Swallowing a bubble at “The Soap Factory Disco” MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 One Evening at Home GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31 One Afternoon in Downtown Lourdes glinK Maniac Boy Pulls Wing Off Fly Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27 One Fine Day in Chicago, Illinois GLINK Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21 Last Week in a Freensville Diner GLISH GLUTCH ARRAGGH YAK BLAM BLAM AWK GAROOF GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOM BLOOM BLAM BLAM YAGGAK WHAP WHAP ROWR GROWR RIP MANGLE GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem and Carnage Involving a Small Child, His Mother, a Dog and a Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48 One Fine Evening During Prime Time GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of

Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP (4 times) Dripping Tap MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48 An Advertisement GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Faucet Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers GLITCH Foot Squashes Dog Poop Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP CHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10 A Fisherman and His Wife GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12 Don Martin on the Golf Course GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 Shipwrecked GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 Shipwrecked GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Two Cruise Ships Taking on Water MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9 One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic GLUK King Kong Throwing Girl Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21 Around Noon on a Movie Set GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 Early One Morning in an African Jungle GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27 One Afternoon in the Northwest Territory GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 One Night in a Bar Along the Highway GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 On the Job GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes GORSHLE GUSH Water Running Through Hole in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike GRING Telephone ringing MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47 In a Specialist's Office GROINK RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 One Day in the City GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 One Day on the Highway GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 One Day on the Highway GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Growling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Firemen GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station GWAP Dog Biting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42 One Evening on a Corner Downtown HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or

On the Beach with Don Martin HAR HAR YUKKLE YUK HEE-DE-HEE-HEE SNIKKER CHUCKLE HEH HEH HO HA YAHHAH Crowd Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hiccups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal HiC! Hic Hic Hic Fit of Hiccups MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9 In the Operating Room with Don Martin Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48 At the Barber Shop HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning Huff…puff… Hmmmm…Ahhh… Mmmmmm…Huffa… puffa…gasp! Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Vending Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48 One Fine Thursday in Seattle K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37 On the Elevator KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11 A Guided Tour Through a Steel Foundry KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15 In the Laboratory KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 The Appointment KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale KACHUNK Prince #1 Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look

at the Same Fairy Tale KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48 One Evening at the Bus Terminal KACHUNK KACHUNKA KACHUNK KACHUNK KA BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9 The Inventor KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince #2 Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look

at the Same Fairy Tale KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 Don Martin Takes a Last Look

at the Same Fairy Tale KACHUNK TING (twice) Typist Typing On Typewriter Using Carriage Return MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office KACHUNKA Crop Duster Bay Doors Opening MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country KADOONK Prison Guard Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prisoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy to Deadly Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 One Night in a Bar Along the Highway KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On William Tell's Son MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Shuffling Along In Some Custom Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48 One Fine Evening on a Brooklyn Street KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40 One Hot Summer Morning KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 One Day on a Desert Island KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48 The Last Day on a Desert Island KATOOF THITH-THITH-THITH PAF FSSSSSH Flare Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island KAWK ACK GAK Man starts choking in restaurant MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben KERACKK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15 During a Summer Shower KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 The Smartest Ape in Captivity KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11 One Day in the Park KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24 One Fine Day With King Kong KITTOONG SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstein's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page C4 One-On-One Night in the Laboratory KKCHK CRACKLE KRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers... KKKKKKKKKKKK KAKROOSH Tree Falling and Crushing Troop MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 One Day on a Hike KKKSH KKKSH Bricks Thrown Through Windows MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48 One Evening in the Living Room KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17 A Mad Look at Superman KLAK Flying Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course KLAK Movie Clapperboard Clapping MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 One Day on Location KLAK Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe Door MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK (3 times) Demonstrating popular ball clicker with shrunken heads MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 25 The Enterprising Young Amazon KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 In a Super Market KLAKADAK SPRITZ Snapping several vertebrae while inventing a new step, and getting a pantyhose run at the same time MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15 Waterskiing KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16 Waterskiing KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12 The Grand National 50 LB.

Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14 A San Francisco Trip KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page C4 One Day in Alaska KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual KLANK Metal Head Trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement Truck Operator Covers Co-Worker in Cement MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12 One Not So Fine Day

In the Life of Artie Charney KLEP KLEP KLIPPITY KLEP KLAP KLAP KLEP KLEP Merry Men Applauding Robin Hood's Off-Center Bulls-Eye MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8 One Morning in Sherwood Forest KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 Another Great Bank Robbery KLiK Mechanical game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 Don Martin in a Play-Land KLIK Camera taking photo MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 38 One Day at the Photographer's KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19-20 New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 One Evening at Home KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44 Early One Evening in Atlantic City KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank KLIK TV Remote Control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT KLIK Man Turns on TV MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive KLIK dink Casey's Elbow Hitting Computer Keyboard Delete Key MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30 Casey at the Byte KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Waiter Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer KLIK KLAK ZIK KAZAK PLOIP Prison Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25 One Dark Day in a Prison KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15 Early One Morning in South America KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keys on Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III KLIK KLIK KLIK SKREEK SKRAWK Arm Extending from Crop Duster Bay Opening MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4 A Fairy Tale KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 The Smartest Ape in Captivity KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Prison Tower KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 One Morning in a Bus Terminal KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39 One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14 Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost! KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 One Day in Philadelphia KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited in a Weight / Fortune Telling Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown KLIP KLIP KLIP KLIP Attaching Horse Ears to Horse Ears Jumper Cables MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Dracula KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48 After the Rains KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26 The Guest of Royalty KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP Television Walks Toward Man MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 Another Great Bank Robbery KLONK Slide Trombonist Hits Fellow Player in Head MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34 Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15 One Fine Day Downtown KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK

KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK Men Helping Themselves to Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 One Day in the Mountains KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Warden Tame Running to Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 Genteel Ben KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover

“Bartender... gi' me a double!” KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2 One Day on the Prairie KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument KLUNK Car Lightly Hitting Rear of Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page C4 One Evening in the City KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye KLUNKA CHUNKA KLUNKA-CHUNKA Steamroller Flattens Paved Head Along With Road MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut... KLUP KLUP KLUP KLUP Trotting Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA (twice) Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 Another Visit to the Dentist KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42 A Quick Stroll KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air behind Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 The Telephone KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30 Casey at the Byte KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 The Anesthetist KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 One Day Five Thousand Years Ago KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 One Sunny Day in the Dungeons KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43 The Rime of the Modern Surfer KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9 One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic KRUNCH Arm Wrestlers cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19 Late One Night in a Waterfront Tavern KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off Chair Arm on the Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of

Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of

Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet KSSHFWOOM Parachutist Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 The Haircut... KUK UK AK Man choking in restaurant as waiter assists MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15 One Friday Morning KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13 One Fine Day Downtown

While Passing a Construction Site KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11 One Morning in an Old English Forest KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects KWOP Woman catching bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33 Don Martin Looks at Weddings MAMP SPWAT TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35 One Afternoon on a Remote Jungle Island MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 One Fine Evening in a Castle MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 19 New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman MMMP AARH GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 42 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11 One Monday Afternoon in a

Downtown Jewelery Store MMP UGH ARG Tarzan Moves a Hippo MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane” MMP! ARRGH! Gagged and bound man trying pull phone down off desk MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx MMPH! UMPH! Gagged and bound man trying to move toward phone MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 One Day in the Life of Some Salesman ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNGHFK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNGKFPK Husband Snoring MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13 Late One Night... OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste” OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48 Down on Wall Street OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33 The Month Before Christmas PADAP PADAP PADAP PADAP Prison Guard Dribbling Meatloaf MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 A Fairy Tale PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 One Fine Evening in a Castle PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Pace C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48 The Hitchiker PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen PATWANG FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call for Mystery Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48 One Day in an Office PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 One Fine Day With King Kong PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in

The Black Hills of S. Dakota PHWAM Carnival boss slamming down receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9 One Thursday Morning on East 12th Street PIK PIK PIK Man Notching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48 One Day in a Laboratory PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office PINK Tarzan Flicking a Bug from Jane's Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane” PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16 One Day Last April PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29 Don Martin's Natural History Movies #27

The Goono Aborigines PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Ricocheting off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 One Morning in a Courtroom PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding up beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach PLAK FLOP CLATTER Teeth Locked on to Golf Ball Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course PLAM Guy Shooting Himself in Head MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 One Fine Friday Evening Downtown PLAM Rifle Firing MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13 One Grim Morning in South America PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 In an Alley PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest PLING Person Flipping A Coin Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert “Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers... plink plink plink plink Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk in Distance MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17 One Morning on a Corner Downtown plink plink plink plink Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17 One Morning on a Corner Downtown PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 In a Super Market PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 The Kidney Transplant PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21 One Day at the Bullfights PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28 One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown PLOP PHELOP People Dropping From Smell of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17 Early One Morning Down in South America PLORK Mother Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23 Early One Morning High in a Treetop PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 Yecch or “What a Waste” PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey PLUNK Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers... PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH SPLISH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well / Man Diving for Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8 On a Cruise to a South Sea Island PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 One Evening at a Banquet

Saluting an Outstanding American Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 On a Summer's Afternoon POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun from a Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48 The Chase POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26 The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 The Haircut... POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48 The Wonderful New Dart Set POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or

On the Beach with Don Martin POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9 Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42 One Afternoon Down Home POIT Large Boob Pops Out Of Bra Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers POIT DING FOING TWONG PEEN Dressing like John Travolta when you're built like Jackie Gleason MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds POIT DOIT DIT Three News Anchors Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 One Fine Day at a Television Station POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48 The Early Riser POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44 The Escalator POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48 Uncle Herman and the Coke Machine POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14 The Epicure POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff POP! Mechanical game gun firing MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 Don Martin in a Play-Land POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 One Day on the Highway PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline PWADAK Skateboarder crashing MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual PWANG Frying Pan Bounces Off and Flattens Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers PWOF Parachute Unfurling MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13 The Suicide PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call for Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39 One Evening in a Bathtub RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber RIKKITY TIKKITY RAPPA TAP TAP Spoon-Playing Senator Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert “Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers RiNGALiNG Lady's phone ringing MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7 One Dark and Lonely Night RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21 One Fine Day During The Civil War RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33 One Night on Skull Island RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Kidney Transplant Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 The Kidney Transplant RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk RiPF Failed Parachute Ripping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11 On a Saturday Afternoon ROOM Paving Truck Rolls Toward Man's Head

Poking Up Through Manhole MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut... ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota RRIP Magic Carpet Tearing Around Fat Rider MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21 One Morning in Marrakesh RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 Don Martin Beats the

High Cost of Gasoline RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses” RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 One Day Five Thousand Years Ago RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop” SAZZIKK ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK Gagged and bound man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 An Early Morning Bathroom Scene SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 The Accident SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15 One Morning in a Theatrical Shop SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48 The New Back-Scratcher SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane” SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 One Afternoon Down on a Farm SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48 In the Hall of Fame SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 During a Heart Transplant SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey SHKLIKTA Boutonniere Spritzing Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop SHKLiTZA Boutonniere Spritzing Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers SHKLIZICH! Expected Clam Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 One Fine Day Uptown SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating On A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement from a Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 During a Heart Transplant SHKLORBBADORP Skateboarder hitting wet cement MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 One Day on Location SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Crash-Pad SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11 The Fitting SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 A Fairy Tale SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39 One Morning in the Jungle SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42 Still Later On in the Hospital SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving on desk MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 On the Subway SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15 Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost! SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince #1 Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look

at the Same Fairy Tale SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Never-Ending Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 Late One Evening on Death Row SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17 Memories of Summer – In the Park SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop” SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore SHPORK YARG! FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning stuff out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 One Fine Day With King Kong SHTOINK Bath Towel Bar Pokes Eye Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 One Afternoon Down on a Farm SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Gagged and bound man scooting on floor toward phone MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42 Gambling in The Amazon SILENCE QUIET STEALTH HUSH HUSHLE SHHH MUFFLE NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SITZ SIZZLE Prisoner's Feet Burned by Birthday Cake Candles MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45 One Special Day in the Dungeon SIZAFITZ Lit Cigarette Pokes Eyeball Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48 The Last Day on a Desert Island SIZZLE SITZ Prisoner's Feet Burned by Candle MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45 One Special Day in the Dungeon SIZZLE SITZ SIZZATS Superman Uses Thermal X-Ray Vision MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37 One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula SKIZZORFT Slitting your silk underwear and polyester pants at the same time MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man in a Box In Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31 One Afternoon at a Bus Stop SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14 Outside a Novelty Shop SKLIT SKLIT Road Worker Paints Center White Line MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut... SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Scraping Ewok off its Foot onto Log MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop SKLORK Steam Roller Crushing Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39 One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal SKLORTCH Atat Stepping on Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26 In the Optometrist's Waiting Room SKLUSH Paving Truck Sprays Hot Tar MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut... SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26 The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen SKRAZEECHIO Getting stomped by a platform heel MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 The Modern Highwayman SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42 One Fine Day While Touring Florida SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42 While Hanging Around the Corner SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21 One Broiling Day in the Desert SKREEEEE Car Braking MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit SKREEEEE SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40 Professor Bleent and

The Floon Beetle Expedition SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48 The Chase SKREEEEEE Slamming on the brakes of a moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33 One Thursday Afternoon on the Moon SKREEEEEE (twice) Car Tires Burning Rubber MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 One Day in the City SKREEEEEE SKREEEE Police Cars Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22 One Day in a Police Department SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning on Main Street SKREEEEEK Calvary horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31 One Day During a Calvary Attack SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2 One Day on the Prairie SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42 One Fine Day Crosstown SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor SKREEGAZEETCH Violin Screeching MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34 Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29 The Astrodome SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42 A Quick Stroll SKREEK Zoologist Stopping at Huge Footprint MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7 On the Trail with a Zoologist SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15 During a Summer Shower SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23 One Afternoon While Running an Errand SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago SKREEYEEEK Indian Turning Around a Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23 One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23 One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 22 The Very First Musical Instrument SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis SKROINCH Muscle Man Grasps A Guy's Ears From Behind and Stretches His Head Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34 Late One Fine Afternoon on an Uptown Bus SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11 One Day at the Ocean SKROOM SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car Starting and Quickly Departing MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Garage SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11 The Rime of the Modern Skateboarder SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Human Spin Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33 One Night on Skull Island SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Firemen SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 16 One Day in South Dakota SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37 Yesterday in Downtown Freensville SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter grinding pepper mill for patrons MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man like a pepper grinder MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page C4 Still More Fairy Tale Scenes

We'd Like to See - Rapunzel SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See

The Frog Prince SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22 Don Martin Looks at Three Fairy Tales SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12 Genteel Ben SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42 One Day with a Wishbone SNAP CRUNCH CRASH CRUNCHLE KRAK SMASH KRASH THUMP KRAKLE FUSH SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2 Ditched in the South Pacific SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in

The Black Hills of S. Dakota SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27 A MAD “Show Biz Success Story” SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21 One Morning in Marrakesh SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13 The Good Doctor in Africa SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48 One Tuesday Afternoon

On West Main Street SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48 One Tuesday Afternoon

On West Main Street SNIFFLE SKNIFFLE SNIFFLE SNIF... SKNIKLE SKLUK SKLUKLE SKNOSH SNUFFLE SHNORKLE SLOBBLE SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10 Genteel Ben SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8 The Official Barber SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9 Three Hairy Stories SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9 Three Hairy Stories SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37 One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32 Balcony Scene SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48 One Dark Night on the East Coast SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9 Last Year at the Freensville Marathon SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21 One Saturday Afternoon SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring out of Elevator Shaft, Putting out Fire MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man SPLADAP Dead Fish Thrown At and Ricocheting Off Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers SPLADUNK Casket Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9 One Bright Morning at the Boston Cemetery SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses” SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or

On the Beach with Don Martin SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26 The Sunday Drive SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 In a Department Store SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32 Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April SPLITCH Tomato Hits Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 One Day in a Hospital SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32 Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio SPMAMP Entering a dark Disco from daylight, and bashing into a wall MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to

Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19 One Fairly Nice Day Downtown SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric 