The above video is Of one of my favorite comedians, the hilarious Dave Chappelle doing a skit on sexual consent, the skit addresses the madness that we’ve come to in society where consent has become so obfuscated and so murky that Chappelle saw fit to pull out a consent decree, just in case his partner chose to retroactively withdraw consent. The definition of consent has been so bastardized by the feminist establishment that it wouldn’t surprise me if, in the future, men will have to begin obtaining a court consent order to have sex. It sounds crazy I know, but before you accuse me of fear mongering consider this article I found titled More men are asking consent for sex — and it’s awkward here are some excerpts:

“May I dry hump you?”

Julia*, 30, was at a date’s apartment when the guy bluntly posed that question during a steamy moment on his couch. Barely able to contain her laughter, she made an excuse and promptly left. She appreciated the ask, but the wording? Definitely a mood killer.

Verbal consent is, thankfully, the new standard for sex as we move from a “no means no” to a “yes means yes” world — but with that comes a potentially not-sexy moment for men and women when getting in bed together.

“Men don’t find it sexy to have to ask for consent, and women don’t find it sexy,” says Nancy Slotnick, founder and dating coach at Matchmaker Cafe. But it’s a not-so-seductive question — and one largely absent from movie and TV sex scenes — worth asking.

Wait what? Feminists have criminalized sex, women pretty much just sat back and let it happen, and now women are turned off because men feel the need to establish consent so as to not risk going to jail?

Get out!

Who would have thought that criminalizing the sex act so as to make it dysfunctional would cause problems in the day to day activities that men and women engage in, who would have thought that pressuring men to get what is in fact a verbal court consent order would cause problems. Well, to be clear it is perfectly fine that this causes problems for men, women don’t care about men being damaged by this, they care about the fact that women are now merely inconvenienced by it, because for women their definition of consent amounts to a vague and fickle concept of…

“If the man is attractive I want him to take me without asking, I want him to “just know” etc.”

Or, If the man is unattractive , or if she gets drunk and has sex with a man and regrets it later it becomes;

“Eww get away from me you rapist I didn’t consent to sex with you, did you sign a contract? did you get a letter of consent, did you get a parental consent order?… what do you mean I’m 22 and the legal age of consent is 18? there must be some way to turn my consent into a bonafide rape after the fact waaa!”

A little exaggerated of course but you get my point. The purpose of these laws and this new push to move the goalpost of consent is not to target the men who women actually want to have sex with, they exist to target the men that women believe should not even dare to attempt to have sex with them, they exist to ease the conscience of women who consented to sex after having a few drinks too many at a bar and ended up sleeping with an evil undesirable invalid who is beneath her.

Of course when men get hammered at a bar and have sex they regret with women that are taking advantage of their inebriated states, women who these men would not normally sleep with, there is no verbal consent requirement, no “yes means yes” law, no court consent decree to be had. Men are expected to chalk it up to a learning experience and allow their walk of shame back to their car the morning after to serve as a reminder not to get wasted and sleep with women they find unattractive. The article continues:

Léa, 23, remembers hooking up with a guy who waited awkwardly long for the ask.

“It was already basically happening and then he goes, ‘Wait, do you want to have sex?’ ” she says, laughing. “I responded with, ‘Yes, obviously, I’m naked under you and we’ve been fooling around.’ ”

Even though she felt the mood hit a wall, Léa appreciated the check-in.

“I wish more guys did that,” she says. “Honestly, two seconds of awkwardness was better than just having sex without asking.”

Dating coach Tracey Steinberg says it’s easy for guys to learn how to make consent a smooth part of the experience. She recommends they start asking a partner for consent for little things, beginning with, “I would love to take you for a cappuccino. Where would you like to go?” Practicing with smaller, safer requests will build confidence for the big ask.

Hey Léa… fuck you, I sincerely hope that men read this about you and wise up about women like you by learning to refuse to give you sexual access of any kind. Men, understand this, any woman that thinks that you have to get verbal consent, written consent or any other kind of consent decree to the standards of this ridiculous feminist indoctrination is NOT. WORTH. HAVING. SEX. WITH. period. You are doing a disservice to your gender by giving a woman like this any type of attention or sexual access, do not do it. These women, if any of them end up reading this would be well served by a posting of the dictionary definition of consent.

Consent

verb (used without object)

1.

to permit, approve, or agree; comply or yield (often followed by to or an infinitive):

He consented to the proposal. We asked her permission, and she consented.

2.

Archaic. to agree in sentiment, opinion, etc.; be in harmony.

noun

3.

permission, approval, or agreement; compliance; acquiescence:

He gave his consent to the marriage.

4.

agreement in sentiment, opinion, a course of action, etc.:

By common consent he was appointed official delegate.

5.

Archaic. accord; concord; harmony

Did you read that ladies? do you understand from this definition that the concept of non-verbal consent is included in the wider definition of consent? Are you that pathetic that you have to pollute the sexual process with what rivals medical grade informed consent? I would advise every man reading this to fully understand the laws surrounding consent in your country, Understand the legal age of Consent In America, Understand the UK age of consent, understand implied consent law, understand informed consent law, understand the meaning of consent in all ways, but specifically, understand the psychology of informed consent, particularly that of how women see consent in their minds regarding the sexual process.

Understand that again, women expect men to simply “know”whether they are attracted to them, and if so, they want to be swept off of their feet with all of the fanfare one would find in a cheesy romance novel, this is a test really, she wants a man she is attracted to to prove he is willing to ignore the increasingly criminalized definition of consent and initiate sex anyway, in her mind she has already consented and would never use these feminist inspired laws to harm him, but she wants him to take the risk anyway, just to see him do it. Such a man is spellbound by pussy and easy to control, on top of this she is attracted to him and thus get’s to enjoy sex with him as well. However, if you are a man that somehow was able to obtain sex from them via what women perceive as some form of subterfuge (she was drunk, she was “vulnerable” after a breakup etc.) then you have aggressed against her, because YOU as the man should have known that women do not perceive themselves as having agency and thus are not beholden to the definition of consent. As such it was up to you to determine whether or not she did consent or did not consent even if… well… even if she did consent.

This doesn’t make any sense I know, but this is the best way it can be explained. This is what you get when your legal institutions allow their laws to bolster the chaotic female limbic system. Consent becomes occluded in the murky nothingness of vague female feelings, instead of the clear cut logical male brain. The article continues .

Alex, 30, didn’t find the consent question jarring or mood-killing when a guy asked her right before before sex. “It made me feel in control of the situation,” she says. “Men asking for consent can have an empowering effect for women, and hopefully encourage women to be clear in expressing what they want.”

Steinberg says a sexy way for women to give the green light could be responding with “I would love that,” or “That would be so hot,” or “That would drive me wild.”

Or, women can just state their consent without prompting.

After a cuddles-and-kisses-only sleepover with another date — not the dry humper — Julia took the initiative and told him that she was ready to have sex.

“He paused and looked at me very seriously and said, ‘Are you sure? We don’t have to do this, if you don’t want to,’ ” she recalls. “It was so sweet. It made me want him more.”

Fucking weirdo’s, who the hell feels so damned powerless that they need an “empowerment” fix by getting a man to awkwardly ask for consent before sex…just, who does that? this part in particular…

“He paused and looked at me very seriously and said, ‘Are you sure? We don’t have to do this, if you don’t want to,’ ” she recalls. “It was so sweet. It made me want him more.”

Cringeworthy, I mean it’s not like this is going to get real old real fast, it’s not like any normal folks would dispense with these idiotic feminist state sanctioned formalities and jut both agree to the concept of implied consent, but these days with men being targeted by draconian backward consent laws and concepts, I can’t blame them if the require a court consent decree signed and notarized in front of a team of lawyers before they stick their dicks in the collected crazy of the borg.