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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 3.93 KB a couple evil app ideas for people bored with hacker news - instafuck: put central planning on the ash heap of history through culture-jamming---like twitter but with private feeds, Latest Fucks: a fuck is something you and others can do to fuck the system using your smartphone or tablet. issue FOIA requests from the toilet. create fake personalities and blogs and dispose of them. non-physical Occupy Flash Crowds of all kinds. think of it as Groupon for people who want to smash the system instead of get cheap yoga classes. - RFL: request for leaks: identify actors in CPE's (central planning entities): employees (or groups of employees) who may be in a position to leak material of interest. optionally use fake recruiting efforts to identify sympathetic or disgruntled employees. construct RFL documents containing personal appeals to leak information for the betterment of humanity or for whatever reasons seem likely to convince. release anonymous RFLs that request particular leaks from particular people in govt/corporations. - RFA: request for action. part of instafuck. a Targeted Fuck is: hey you, you're in a position to change the world if you do XYZ (not just a leak). release these publicly in hopes of increasing CPE internal paranoia about that person. identify "little people" as well as big names. - Request for infiltration: public release of a game plan for getting a job somewhere for the express purpose of obtaining information to leak---see if someone follows it----even if nobody does, people at that CPE might THINK someone might follow it. - identify US govt intelligence programs that are at cross-purposes with one another, and cause them to interact more. example: software that spews fake documents/identities for some govt purpose probably will interact weirdly with other CPE social-network trolling efforts, and probably do so already. - generate more and better fake documents/identities/ of all kinds targeted to waste the time and money of CPEs to poison the "intelligence" metadata they use/buy/sell. use past and present fed govt procurement listings and the Deep Web of dense Govt Contractor PDFs and word docs. - thanks to govt overdependence on poor computer security, Wikileaks and co. have shown us that the 0.001% are already doing all this weird antisocial shit. and thus we need to do it better. identify and then neutralize the 0.001%. in another generation, if another 0.001% come to power, neutralize them, and so on. the "one percent" of humanity is too many to focus on. whereas the 0.001% are about 60,000 people worldwide--- like putting one large tech company out of business by means of attrition---poaching, espionage, the same way large tech companies like to ruin each other. - flood the utah monolith with fake data. choke the existing web/internet/dns with fake information and get the govt to rely on it somewhere in some case, thus creating reasonable doubt. - inverse see something, say something campaign - bilderbug: crowdsourced campaign to design and fund decentralized operations to obtain audio of 2013 bilderberg meeting. bouncing lasers off the windows and whatever to detect audio vibrations. creates pressure even if it fails miserably or is co-opted by fakers. - ruin online advertising via fake data from evil browser plugins and innumerable other means (pervasive software to strip ad data). - provoke them. make them behave worse, faster, so that their shit becomes more obvious. - create fake threats to cause the US govt to overreact and overreach. OH WAIT. that's already happened years ago. probably Osama Bin Laden must have watched that 80s movie about a mega computer that plays tic tac toe with itself until it finally realizes that it can't win. as for the 0.001%... as Jack Nicholson said.... "YOU... FUCKING.... PEOPLE....."

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a couple evil app ideas for people bored with hacker news - instafuck: put central planning on the ash heap of history through culture-jamming---like twitter but with private feeds, Latest Fucks: a fuck is something you and others can do to fuck the system using your smartphone or tablet. issue FOIA requests from the toilet. create fake personalities and blogs and dispose of them. non-physical Occupy Flash Crowds of all kinds. think of it as Groupon for people who want to smash the system instead of get cheap yoga classes. - RFL: request for leaks: identify actors in CPE's (central planning entities): employees (or groups of employees) who may be in a position to leak material of interest. optionally use fake recruiting efforts to identify sympathetic or disgruntled employees. construct RFL documents containing personal appeals to leak information for the betterment of humanity or for whatever reasons seem likely to convince. release anonymous RFLs that request particular leaks from particular people in govt/corporations. - RFA: request for action. part of instafuck. a Targeted Fuck is: hey you, you're in a position to change the world if you do XYZ (not just a leak). release these publicly in hopes of increasing CPE internal paranoia about that person. identify "little people" as well as big names. - Request for infiltration: public release of a game plan for getting a job somewhere for the express purpose of obtaining information to leak---see if someone follows it----even if nobody does, people at that CPE might THINK someone might follow it. - identify US govt intelligence programs that are at cross-purposes with one another, and cause them to interact more. example: software that spews fake documents/identities for some govt purpose probably will interact weirdly with other CPE social-network trolling efforts, and probably do so already. - generate more and better fake documents/identities/ of all kinds targeted to waste the time and money of CPEs to poison the "intelligence" metadata they use/buy/sell. use past and present fed govt procurement listings and the Deep Web of dense Govt Contractor PDFs and word docs. - thanks to govt overdependence on poor computer security, Wikileaks and co. have shown us that the 0.001% are already doing all this weird antisocial shit. and thus we need to do it better. identify and then neutralize the 0.001%. in another generation, if another 0.001% come to power, neutralize them, and so on. the "one percent" of humanity is too many to focus on. whereas the 0.001% are about 60,000 people worldwide--- like putting one large tech company out of business by means of attrition---poaching, espionage, the same way large tech companies like to ruin each other. - flood the utah monolith with fake data. choke the existing web/internet/dns with fake information and get the govt to rely on it somewhere in some case, thus creating reasonable doubt. - inverse see something, say something campaign - bilderbug: crowdsourced campaign to design and fund decentralized operations to obtain audio of 2013 bilderberg meeting. bouncing lasers off the windows and whatever to detect audio vibrations. creates pressure even if it fails miserably or is co-opted by fakers. - ruin online advertising via fake data from evil browser plugins and innumerable other means (pervasive software to strip ad data). - provoke them. make them behave worse, faster, so that their shit becomes more obvious. - create fake threats to cause the US govt to overreact and overreach. OH WAIT. that's already happened years ago. probably Osama Bin Laden must have watched that 80s movie about a mega computer that plays tic tac toe with itself until it finally realizes that it can't win. as for the 0.001%... as Jack Nicholson said.... "YOU... FUCKING.... PEOPLE....."