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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 15.88 KB Omegle conversation log 2009-08-18 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Welcome to Element, a text adventure.] Stranger: oh cool You: You are sitting at your study desk; there is a fire blazing in the fire place. You: The only exit is a door to your east, leading to the stair room. You: The walls are covered with bookshelves. Stranger: o shit i bet theres a blood thirsty killer down the stairs Stranger: k so i go east You: You are still sitting down. Stranger: ok ok then i guess i stand up and go east ...but ill take the chair with me Stranger: just in case You: You get up from your comfortable seat with a great sigh. You know that there is work to be done. You: The seat is attached to the floor; it won't budge. You: You go east, arriving in the stair room. You: There are exits to the east and west, and a long wooden spiral staircase leading down. Stranger: i go down You: The staircase creaks loudly, and you balance yourself on the banister to avoid falling. You really must fix these stairs someday, you think to yourself. You: You arrive safely at the bottom, in the [House Entrance]. You: There are many shoes arranged neatly along the Main Door to your north. You: There is a wooden staircase leading up. Stranger: duh You: Your butler looks at you expectantly. Stranger: um why ? You: [Do you mean to ask him? If so, you need to address him.] Stranger: ok so i have to do this like im in a MUD Stranger: ok Stranger: so talk to butler You: [What do you want to say to the butler?] Stranger: say what are ya looking at ? You: The butler responds "Only admiring your coat, sir". Stranger: go north You: The door is closed. Stranger: *sigh* open door You: The butler rushes to your assistance. "Sir! Surely you do not wish to leave on a cold night such as this!" Stranger: tell butler yes i do You: The butler says "I'm afraid that is not an option, sir. I must attend to you.". You: He blocks the door with his body and coughs. Stranger: say you can come along if ye want You: "Thank you, sir, but it is simply out of the question. I am required to keep you safe inside." Stranger: say so what am i supposed to do to kiil the boredom ? You: "You have your study upstairs! You have thousands of books on any subject you could conceive of." Stranger: go up the stairs Stranger: tell me the exits You: [I assume you meant: Go up the stairs.] You: You ascend the creaky staircase slowly, careful not to lose your balance. You: You are in the stair room; your study is to the west, and your bedroom is to the east. Stranger: Go east You: You go into your bedroom. You: The entire surface of the floor is a large, springy mattress. You: There are many closets along the north wall; the south wall holds a large computer monitor and three buttons. Stranger: Open closet You: You open a closet. Your clothes are neatly arranged inside, smelling freshly laundered. Stranger: Start computer You: [Please rephrase that command.] Stranger: umm Stranger: Push button You: Which button do you want to push: The red button, the green button, or the blue button? Stranger: Push the red button You: The screen turns on to show the Mandelbrot set; it is quite beautiful, and animated in fascinating ways. Stranger: examine set You: [I assume you mean: examine the Mandelbrot set] Stranger: yeah You: It is breathtakingly beautiful, and, as always, you see patterns in it that you have not noticed before. You: You will never tire of this fractal, you are sure. Stranger: push green You: You push the green button; the computer screen shows a picture of the butler guarding the door, taken through one of your hidden cameras. Stranger: ... Stranger: push blue You: You push the blue button. A voice sounds throughout the house: "Push blue button twice more to confirm". You see, on the screen, that your butler has left the door. You: You hear the stairs creaking. Stranger: go west two times Stranger: fast You: You go west and see your butler just coming out of the staircase. You: He stops you. Stranger: damn You: "Sir! You must be more careful!" You: The butler walks east into your bedroom, where you hear clicking sounds and loud beeps coming from the computer. You: He then leaves the bedroom and returns downstairs. You: The staircase creaks loudly. Stranger: go east Stranger: push blue You: You return to your bedroom. Stranger: push blue twice more times You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. Stranger: ok go west twice Stranger: and search for items You: You return to your study. You: You see many books around you; on your desk is an ashtray. Stranger: take ashtray You: You pick up the ashtray, empty it onto the floor (the butler will clean it up, surely), and add it to your inventory. Stranger: go down the stairs until i see the butler You: [First going east to the stair room.] You: The staircase creaks loudly. You: The butler is standing in front of the door. He coughs gently. Stranger: hit butler in the head with ashtray You: The ashtray shatters to pieces on his head. You: He presses a button on his belt and cleaning robots come inside and remove the glass from the floor. Stranger: isnt he knocked down ? Stranger: nevermind Stranger: say you MUST let me go out You: "I'm very sorry, sir. It is in my contract: I must not allow you to leave." Stranger: say what do you mean in your contract...am I a prisoner Stranger: ? You: "That is an ugly word, sir. You are being guarded for safety." Stranger: say protected from what ? Stranger: [wow this is getting interesting] You: "Assassination, sir, as you are well aware." Stranger: hmm Stranger: say it seems like i have no other option Stranger: kick butler in the balls , open door and run north You: "Pardon me, sir?" Stranger: that would work in real life You: "Sir!" You: The butler is well trained for combat situations, and much faster than you. You: He deflects your attack with ease, picks you up, and carries you upstairs to your bedroom. You: [Bedroom] You: The computer screen shows the butler guarding the door. Stranger: push blue button Stranger: then push blue button twice to confirm You: Nothing happens. You: You realize the butler must have done something to the computer. Stranger: search for windows You: There are no windows in your house; the butler had them boarded up for safety. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: [can you give me a hint :( ? ] You: Hint: Check your inventory Stranger: ok check inventory You: You are carrying your pipe (lit), a book of matches, and a handgun. Stranger: examine handgun Stranger: is it loaded ? You: It is a derringer, made to be easily concealed. You managed to acquire it without your butler's knowledge. You: It is loaded. Stranger: go west and down the stairs You: You go to your the stair room and climb downwards. You: The stairs creak loudly. You: The butler stands in front of the door, guarding it. Stranger: point handgun at butler Stranger: say let me go You: The butler looks at you straight in eye, and says "I cannot". Stranger: (if he dows something shoot him) Stranger: (does*) You: He looks terrified, but is attempting to hide it. Stranger: say i'm sorry Stranger: shoot butler You: The butler screams and begins to bleed. You: He attempts to talk, but fails. Stranger: open door Stranger: say"farewell" and go north You: You can see that the butler is mortally wounded. You: The cleaning robots can see it too, apparently; they come in, remove his corpse, and scrub the floor quickly. You: You open the door; instead of the cold wind that you were expecting, you see a brightly lit corridor. Stranger: examine corridor You: It streches ahead for as long as you can see. You: It is completely spotless; you cannot see a speck of dust anywhere. Stranger: keep going north You: You continue north. You: You feel your heart beating quickly; you know that this is unsafe. You: You continue walking. You: You hear loud whirring noises. You: You walk ahead regardless. You: You see the door close, far behind you. Stranger: look north You: There is a large glowing spot on the floor a few meters away. You: It turns from red to green to blue, and back again. Stranger: touch spot You: [Do you mean when it is red, when it is green, or when it is blue?] Stranger: touch it when it is blue You: The corridor begins to shake. Far ahead, to the north, you see a shape that resembles the butler running toward you. You: It is riding on a cleaning robot. Stranger: shoot the robot You: You shoot the robot, which grinds to halt. You: The butler jumps off and resumes running. Stranger: shoot butler You: You shoot the butler just before he reaches you. As he dies, he falls onto the glowing spot (while it is green). You: His body instantly disappears. Stranger: check handgun to see how many bullets i have left You: You have 1 bullet left. Stranger: touch the spot when it's green You: You find yourself back inside the entrance room. You: You see the butler's corpse on the floor; it is soon cleared away by the cleaning robot. You: You have a sense of deja vu. Stranger: open the door , and go north until i reach the spot again You: You open the door and run north. You: The door soon closes behind you. Stranger: touch spot when it's red You: You touch the spot and suddenly become dizzy. You: The world becomes blurry around you, and you feel an intense pain in your temple. You: You faint. You: As you regain consciousness, you see bright colors all around you; you realize that you are falling down, but do not see any bottom. Stranger: examine surroundings You: They are strangely familiar, and exceedingly beautiful. You: You try to hold on to them, but your hands pass right through the colors. You: The falling soon becomes tiring. You: You have been falling for several minutes now. Stranger: hmm i'm sure im not actually falling ,its an illusion Stranger: pass trough the walls of colour You: You feel the sensation of free fall. You: You are not able to maneuver while you are falling! Stranger: look down You: Blackness. You: You realize that, somehow, you are in the Mandelbrot set. You: You look around with a new-found appreciation. You have always enjoyed fractals. You: You begin to relax. Stranger: damn i must be on LSD Stranger: continue You: You puff your pipe contentedly. You: You are still falling. Stranger: wait for a few more minutes Stranger: still falling ? You: You relax, and examine the self-similar patterns. You: You continue smoking your pipe. Stranger: ok so im trapped in an endless loop..... You: You run out of tobacco in your pipe. You: As you clear it out with your finger, you notice a small object inside. Stranger: examine the small object You: It appears to be a camera of some sort. Stranger: use camera ? You: You press the single button on top of the camera. You: There is a bright flash. You: A picture comes out of it. You: But this picture is not of the fractal, but of your bedroom! You: You see yourself on the screen. Stranger: hmm Stranger: ... Stranger: i'm stuck Stranger: take another picture ? You: There is a bright flash. You: Another picture comes out of the camera. Paradoxically, the picture is of the camera itself. Stranger: i knew it was all an illusion ! Stranger: take a picture of my face so the bright flash will make me blind for a second and maybe i'll wake up in my room Stranger: ... You: You phtograph your face. You: There is a bright flash, and you hear a picture coming out of the camera. You: For a moment you are blind, but gradually your vision resolves. You: You are unfortunately still in the fractal. You: The picture that came out of the camera was of the corridor. Stranger: ok can i recive a hint ? You: Hint: Try examining some of the items in your inventory. Stranger: check inventory You: You are carrying: Your pipe (empty), a book of matches, a tiny camera, a picture of your bedroom, a picture of your camera, and a picture of the corridor. Stranger: examine the picture of my camera You: It is glowing. Stranger: in RGB again ? You: It is glowing in the colors of the picture. Stranger: touch it You: You touch the picture, and feel yourself disappearing... But you immediately reappear at the same place. Stranger: oh i get it Stranger: touch the picture of the corridor You: You touch the picture, and feel yourself disappearing... You: You reappear in the corridor. You: You see a broken cleaning robot. Stranger: examine it You: It is the robot that you previously shot. It has dirty boot marks on it; apparently the butler was outside shortly before stepping on it. Stranger: go north but ignore the spot You: You continue north. You: The corridor goes on, and on, and on, for kilometers... You: You find yourself becoming tired. You: You stop to rest for a while. Stranger: keep going maybe i'll find somethng You: You continue. You: The place is no longer so spotless; in fact, it is filthy. You: There are large spiders crawling on the ceiling. You: You stop to admire the fractal nature of their legs. Stranger: look north You: To your north, the spider-webs become thicker and thicker, and the spiders more plentiful. You: Farther on, the webs become so thick that you cannot see through them. Stranger: go north Stranger: light a match Stranger: and throw it on the webs You: You stop at the thick webs. You: You throw the match at the webs. You: They catch fire instantly; they soon shrivel, as do the spiders unfortunate enough to have been on them. You: Beyond the webs, you see sunlight. Stranger: yay Stranger: north You: You walk outside, and take your first breath of fresh air for over 20 years. You: It is calming... You: You look around you. You: The area is covered with grass, and you see tall trees. Stranger: look at the building at my south You: It is large and colorful. You: There is a statue on its roof. Stranger: so now i can go in any way ? You: You are surrounded by a thick forest; you probably could not make your way through the trees if you tried. Stranger: hmm Stranger: climb a tree and examine my suroundings You: The trees are completely smooth, and you are quite weak. You: You do not manage to climb. Stranger: take a picture of the forest to see if it's real You: You press the button in your camera. You: The flash is not nearly so bright in the sunlight. You: A picture emerges... In it, you see your study. Stranger: examine the picture You: Its glow is very faint in the sunlight. Stranger: touch it You: You disappear for a moment, and then reappear in your study. Stranger: oh wait i have to go Stranger: sorry Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Omegle conversation log 2009-08-18 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Welcome to Element, a text adventure.] Stranger: oh cool You: You are sitting at your study desk; there is a fire blazing in the fire place. You: The only exit is a door to your east, leading to the stair room. You: The walls are covered with bookshelves. Stranger: o shit i bet theres a blood thirsty killer down the stairs Stranger: k so i go east You: You are still sitting down. Stranger: ok ok then i guess i stand up and go east ...but ill take the chair with me Stranger: just in case You: You get up from your comfortable seat with a great sigh. You know that there is work to be done. You: The seat is attached to the floor; it won't budge. You: You go east, arriving in the stair room. You: There are exits to the east and west, and a long wooden spiral staircase leading down. Stranger: i go down You: The staircase creaks loudly, and you balance yourself on the banister to avoid falling. You really must fix these stairs someday, you think to yourself. You: You arrive safely at the bottom, in the [House Entrance]. You: There are many shoes arranged neatly along the Main Door to your north. You: There is a wooden staircase leading up. Stranger: duh You: Your butler looks at you expectantly. Stranger: um why ? You: [Do you mean to ask him? If so, you need to address him.] Stranger: ok so i have to do this like im in a MUD Stranger: ok Stranger: so talk to butler You: [What do you want to say to the butler?] Stranger: say what are ya looking at ? You: The butler responds "Only admiring your coat, sir". Stranger: go north You: The door is closed. Stranger: *sigh* open door You: The butler rushes to your assistance. "Sir! Surely you do not wish to leave on a cold night such as this!" Stranger: tell butler yes i do You: The butler says "I'm afraid that is not an option, sir. I must attend to you.". You: He blocks the door with his body and coughs. Stranger: say you can come along if ye want You: "Thank you, sir, but it is simply out of the question. I am required to keep you safe inside." Stranger: say so what am i supposed to do to kiil the boredom ? You: "You have your study upstairs! You have thousands of books on any subject you could conceive of." Stranger: go up the stairs Stranger: tell me the exits You: [I assume you meant: Go up the stairs.] You: You ascend the creaky staircase slowly, careful not to lose your balance. You: You are in the stair room; your study is to the west, and your bedroom is to the east. Stranger: Go east You: You go into your bedroom. You: The entire surface of the floor is a large, springy mattress. You: There are many closets along the north wall; the south wall holds a large computer monitor and three buttons. Stranger: Open closet You: You open a closet. Your clothes are neatly arranged inside, smelling freshly laundered. Stranger: Start computer You: [Please rephrase that command.] Stranger: umm Stranger: Push button You: Which button do you want to push: The red button, the green button, or the blue button? Stranger: Push the red button You: The screen turns on to show the Mandelbrot set; it is quite beautiful, and animated in fascinating ways. Stranger: examine set You: [I assume you mean: examine the Mandelbrot set] Stranger: yeah You: It is breathtakingly beautiful, and, as always, you see patterns in it that you have not noticed before. You: You will never tire of this fractal, you are sure. Stranger: push green You: You push the green button; the computer screen shows a picture of the butler guarding the door, taken through one of your hidden cameras. Stranger: ... Stranger: push blue You: You push the blue button. A voice sounds throughout the house: "Push blue button twice more to confirm". You see, on the screen, that your butler has left the door. You: You hear the stairs creaking. Stranger: go west two times Stranger: fast You: You go west and see your butler just coming out of the staircase. You: He stops you. Stranger: damn You: "Sir! You must be more careful!" You: The butler walks east into your bedroom, where you hear clicking sounds and loud beeps coming from the computer. You: He then leaves the bedroom and returns downstairs. You: The staircase creaks loudly. Stranger: go east Stranger: push blue You: You return to your bedroom. Stranger: push blue twice more times You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. You: You push the blue button. The computer does not respond. Stranger: ok go west twice Stranger: and search for items You: You return to your study. You: You see many books around you; on your desk is an ashtray. Stranger: take ashtray You: You pick up the ashtray, empty it onto the floor (the butler will clean it up, surely), and add it to your inventory. Stranger: go down the stairs until i see the butler You: [First going east to the stair room.] You: The staircase creaks loudly. You: The butler is standing in front of the door. He coughs gently. Stranger: hit butler in the head with ashtray You: The ashtray shatters to pieces on his head. You: He presses a button on his belt and cleaning robots come inside and remove the glass from the floor. Stranger: isnt he knocked down ? Stranger: nevermind Stranger: say you MUST let me go out You: "I'm very sorry, sir. It is in my contract: I must not allow you to leave." Stranger: say what do you mean in your contract...am I a prisoner Stranger: ? You: "That is an ugly word, sir. You are being guarded for safety." Stranger: say protected from what ? Stranger: [wow this is getting interesting] You: "Assassination, sir, as you are well aware." Stranger: hmm Stranger: say it seems like i have no other option Stranger: kick butler in the balls , open door and run north You: "Pardon me, sir?" Stranger: that would work in real life You: "Sir!" You: The butler is well trained for combat situations, and much faster than you. You: He deflects your attack with ease, picks you up, and carries you upstairs to your bedroom. You: [Bedroom] You: The computer screen shows the butler guarding the door. Stranger: push blue button Stranger: then push blue button twice to confirm You: Nothing happens. You: You realize the butler must have done something to the computer. Stranger: search for windows You: There are no windows in your house; the butler had them boarded up for safety. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: [can you give me a hint :( ? ] You: Hint: Check your inventory Stranger: ok check inventory You: You are carrying your pipe (lit), a book of matches, and a handgun. Stranger: examine handgun Stranger: is it loaded ? You: It is a derringer, made to be easily concealed. You managed to acquire it without your butler's knowledge. You: It is loaded. Stranger: go west and down the stairs You: You go to your the stair room and climb downwards. You: The stairs creak loudly. You: The butler stands in front of the door, guarding it. Stranger: point handgun at butler Stranger: say let me go You: The butler looks at you straight in eye, and says "I cannot". Stranger: (if he dows something shoot him) Stranger: (does*) You: He looks terrified, but is attempting to hide it. Stranger: say i'm sorry Stranger: shoot butler You: The butler screams and begins to bleed. You: He attempts to talk, but fails. Stranger: open door Stranger: say"farewell" and go north You: You can see that the butler is mortally wounded. You: The cleaning robots can see it too, apparently; they come in, remove his corpse, and scrub the floor quickly. You: You open the door; instead of the cold wind that you were expecting, you see a brightly lit corridor. Stranger: examine corridor You: It streches ahead for as long as you can see. You: It is completely spotless; you cannot see a speck of dust anywhere. Stranger: keep going north You: You continue north. You: You feel your heart beating quickly; you know that this is unsafe. You: You continue walking. You: You hear loud whirring noises. You: You walk ahead regardless. You: You see the door close, far behind you. Stranger: look north You: There is a large glowing spot on the floor a few meters away. You: It turns from red to green to blue, and back again. Stranger: touch spot You: [Do you mean when it is red, when it is green, or when it is blue?] Stranger: touch it when it is blue You: The corridor begins to shake. Far ahead, to the north, you see a shape that resembles the butler running toward you. You: It is riding on a cleaning robot. Stranger: shoot the robot You: You shoot the robot, which grinds to halt. You: The butler jumps off and resumes running. Stranger: shoot butler You: You shoot the butler just before he reaches you. As he dies, he falls onto the glowing spot (while it is green). You: His body instantly disappears. Stranger: check handgun to see how many bullets i have left You: You have 1 bullet left. Stranger: touch the spot when it's green You: You find yourself back inside the entrance room. You: You see the butler's corpse on the floor; it is soon cleared away by the cleaning robot. You: You have a sense of deja vu. Stranger: open the door , and go north until i reach the spot again You: You open the door and run north. You: The door soon closes behind you. Stranger: touch spot when it's red You: You touch the spot and suddenly become dizzy. You: The world becomes blurry around you, and you feel an intense pain in your temple. You: You faint. You: As you regain consciousness, you see bright colors all around you; you realize that you are falling down, but do not see any bottom. Stranger: examine surroundings You: They are strangely familiar, and exceedingly beautiful. You: You try to hold on to them, but your hands pass right through the colors. You: The falling soon becomes tiring. You: You have been falling for several minutes now. Stranger: hmm i'm sure im not actually falling ,its an illusion Stranger: pass trough the walls of colour You: You feel the sensation of free fall. You: You are not able to maneuver while you are falling! Stranger: look down You: Blackness. You: You realize that, somehow, you are in the Mandelbrot set. You: You look around with a new-found appreciation. You have always enjoyed fractals. You: You begin to relax. Stranger: damn i must be on LSD Stranger: continue You: You puff your pipe contentedly. You: You are still falling. Stranger: wait for a few more minutes Stranger: still falling ? You: You relax, and examine the self-similar patterns. You: You continue smoking your pipe. Stranger: ok so im trapped in an endless loop..... You: You run out of tobacco in your pipe. You: As you clear it out with your finger, you notice a small object inside. Stranger: examine the small object You: It appears to be a camera of some sort. Stranger: use camera ? You: You press the single button on top of the camera. You: There is a bright flash. You: A picture comes out of it. You: But this picture is not of the fractal, but of your bedroom! You: You see yourself on the screen. Stranger: hmm Stranger: ... Stranger: i'm stuck Stranger: take another picture ? You: There is a bright flash. You: Another picture comes out of the camera. Paradoxically, the picture is of the camera itself. Stranger: i knew it was all an illusion ! Stranger: take a picture of my face so the bright flash will make me blind for a second and maybe i'll wake up in my room Stranger: ... You: You phtograph your face. You: There is a bright flash, and you hear a picture coming out of the camera. You: For a moment you are blind, but gradually your vision resolves. You: You are unfortunately still in the fractal. You: The picture that came out of the camera was of the corridor. Stranger: ok can i recive a hint ? You: Hint: Try examining some of the items in your inventory. Stranger: check inventory You: You are carrying: Your pipe (empty), a book of matches, a tiny camera, a picture of your bedroom, a picture of your camera, and a picture of the corridor. Stranger: examine the picture of my camera You: It is glowing. Stranger: in RGB again ? You: It is glowing in the colors of the picture. Stranger: touch it You: You touch the picture, and feel yourself disappearing... But you immediately reappear at the same place. Stranger: oh i get it Stranger: touch the picture of the corridor You: You touch the picture, and feel yourself disappearing... You: You reappear in the corridor. You: You see a broken cleaning robot. Stranger: examine it You: It is the robot that you previously shot. It has dirty boot marks on it; apparently the butler was outside shortly before stepping on it. Stranger: go north but ignore the spot You: You continue north. You: The corridor goes on, and on, and on, for kilometers... You: You find yourself becoming tired. You: You stop to rest for a while. Stranger: keep going maybe i'll find somethng You: You continue. You: The place is no longer so spotless; in fact, it is filthy. You: There are large spiders crawling on the ceiling. You: You stop to admire the fractal nature of their legs. Stranger: look north You: To your north, the spider-webs become thicker and thicker, and the spiders more plentiful. You: Farther on, the webs become so thick that you cannot see through them. Stranger: go north Stranger: light a match Stranger: and throw it on the webs You: You stop at the thick webs. You: You throw the match at the webs. You: They catch fire instantly; they soon shrivel, as do the spiders unfortunate enough to have been on them. You: Beyond the webs, you see sunlight. Stranger: yay Stranger: north You: You walk outside, and take your first breath of fresh air for over 20 years. You: It is calming... You: You look around you. You: The area is covered with grass, and you see tall trees. Stranger: look at the building at my south You: It is large and colorful. You: There is a statue on its roof. Stranger: so now i can go in any way ? You: You are surrounded by a thick forest; you probably could not make your way through the trees if you tried. Stranger: hmm Stranger: climb a tree and examine my suroundings You: The trees are completely smooth, and you are quite weak. You: You do not manage to climb. Stranger: take a picture of the forest to see if it's real You: You press the button in your camera. You: The flash is not nearly so bright in the sunlight. You: A picture emerges... In it, you see your study. Stranger: examine the picture You: Its glow is very faint in the sunlight. Stranger: touch it You: You disappear for a moment, and then reappear in your study. Stranger: oh wait i have to go Stranger: sorry Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.