When you're entering middle age and working at a strip club, you have to know that your window for gainful employment is quickly closing. It must be incredibly stressful to watch your money-making looks just slip through your fingers like so many particles of sand. But just because you're pushing 40 doesn't mean it's a great idea to double-down and push drugs as a side job to your dancing.

Last Thursday, undercover officers raided Boardwalk strip club, arresting five employees who apparently sold drugs to cops during a six-month investigation. Among them was Yansely Hernandez, 39, a longtime entertainer at Boardwalk who was accused of dealing in the second-most-obvious kind of blow you might be able to find in the back room of a bacchanal. He is currently being detained in the Joseph V. Conte Facility on 11 charges and an immigration hold.

Miguel Pazmino, a 25-year-old stripper from Hollywood, was also charged, along with two waiters and the guy running the private dance room.