Conservatives are idiots

It's Friday night and you're sitting at the bar having a few drinks with friends. Conversation is light, people are dancing, and you're having a great time winding down after a week of work. Then, someone at the bar that your friend started making small talk with mentions that they don't believe in gay marriage.

WHAT?! Your mind screams bigot as you try to act like you're not listening. There's no way this twenty-something is serious. He must be one of the drunk contrarians who just likes to start crap to get a reaction out of people.

That's when you realize that this guy is serious. It's that same moment that you decide he's an idiot and not worth your time.

When it comes to arguing politics, morals, or religion, conservatives are generally not allowed to have an opinion, especially among the most educated generation in history- Millennials.

We've heard all the studies and trends- on average, Christians and conservatives have lower IQs than atheists and liberals. This becomes the excuse for the patronizing expression, "It must just be the way they were raised..."