Kursk regional department of Rospotrebnadzor has finally made the decision to help curb the spread of selfie-related head lice something that millions of people worldwide have been afflicted with but have just been too embarrassed to come forward to admit.

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Along with texting related hepatitis and television induced tooth decay selfie-related head lice has been one of the banes of society for a long time. The stigma attached to SRHL is so high that many families worldwide have falsely accused the spread of the parasite to schoolyards, class rooms, poor hygiene and the belief that children tend to be filthy little blighters when they’re playing. However Russia has finally put their foot down and struck the truth of the matter. Selfies spread head lice. We can all give a sigh of relief now that we no longer have to live under the lie that head lice can spread in any environment such as public transport, private transport, restaurants, malls and even United Nations Meetings.

After this discovery that will no doubt change all of our lives, maybe we should start taking Russia seriously instead of assuming that its leaders are all a cluster of insane people.