Heh. See, grievance mongering “feminists” are at it again. This time, with pictures! Words are hard.

Best…blog…EVER ! RT @CnservativePunk: There is a whole tumblr dedicated to this "I need feminism because…" thing. http://t.co/W9Yp5xWf — Amanda Tinsley (@TinsleyMN) December 10, 2012

If you have one, put a laugh track over this. http://t.co/lujhEZ2M It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous. — Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/lovelycharley/status/278194241874825216

Get ready for your sides to ache: Here are some examples of the utter absurdity. When one reduces oneself to girly bits only, it’s really hard to use thinkies, evidently.

https://twitter.com/ispeakstanzas/status/277312918704492544

https://twitter.com/vickianapena/status/278194939635052545

I need feminism so I don't have to provide my marital status for a food order: RT @saritajoan: #whyineedfeminism pic.twitter.com/8tntjGYe — Destroy The Joint (@JointDestroyer) December 10, 2012

Pitiful. The mocking was swift and awesome.

If I wanted to make feminism look vapid and shallow, I'd say "I need feminism cuz my university is named after a man!" http://t.co/6K9sOrt1 — Daniel Gilfillan (@OneTonTurtle) December 10, 2012

look at the other link I posted. Incredicble "I need feminism because if I wear a mini dress men stare at me" WTF?!?! @Morduin00 — Lady Patriot (@LadyPatriot4USA) December 10, 2012

@RBPundit @CnservativePunk "I like feminism bc liking pretty pink ponies doesn't make me gay, a woman, or a pedophile." No. Just deranged. — #JeSuisCharlie (@LilMissRightie) December 10, 2012

If you have one, put a laugh track over this. http://t.co/lujhEZ2M It's "Why I need feminism." A lot of these are just ridiculous. — Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

Ridiculous and the antithesis of actual feminism. Empowering? Not so much.

https://twitter.com/CrissySpeaks79/status/278212955324170240

Women who know that their lady parts include, you know, brains were quick to attempt to teach these “feminists” a little something about reality. And true empowerment. These women refuse to shroud themselves in a veil of victim-hood, and don’t feign outrage if a man notices that she is attractive. The horror!

Take it away, ladies!

#INeedFeminismBecause the government needs to keep out of my bedroom.. But wait! Pay for my birth control and abortions!! — #RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause I desperately need a practical application for my degree in Women's Studies. — Rebecca Ann (@RebeccaAnn81) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause I almost voted for Romney because of the lousy unemployment rate 4 women. Instead I voted w/my ladyparts. PHEW! Close1 — AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause demonizing men helps me elevate myself. — Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Berrygirl82/status/278208256076304385

#INeedFeminismBecause I can't think for myself or make my own choices, I need them to tell me what to think — FIRE THEM ALL- 2016 (@SandraHartle) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause it would be called crazy if I wanted to wear a vagina suit without it — P8T (@passion8turk) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Berrygirl82/status/278216799957442561

https://twitter.com/JamieJasper/status/278218513112506369

#INeedFeminismBecause dividing a nation by class, race, and gender is the best way for government to control people. — Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause I need someone to ignore all of the misogyny coming out of the Democrat party. — AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 10, 2012

Yes, what about that “feminists?”

#INeedFeminismBecause I am not smart enough to figure out how to add value & no one would hire me otherwise. — Mary Johnson (@WillsBossyMom) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause because victimization is the new "empowered." — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) December 10, 2012

Bingo. Men who aren’t afraid of strong women, who have no need to rely on Big Daddy Government for everything, also weigh in.

#INeedFeminismBecause it reminds me that there are people out there who want me to stop appreciating how hot you look, and you look hot. — Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause equality isn't equal unless I'm getting some kind of advantage. — Philip Labonte (@philthatremains) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause my SAHM, homeschooling, successful blogger wife needs to take even more crap for putting family ahead of career. — Tim Wells (@RoninNerd) December 10, 2012

#INeedFeminismBecause When I majored in Feminist studies, I didn't realize that identity politicking isn't a viable career choice. — Rex Justice (@TrentonPowers) December 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Mike_Behrens/status/278219279256678400

And these two ladies sum it all up.

#INeedFeminismBecause American women do not have equal opportunity to achieve whatever they want, to make their decisions…oh wait. — Liz Wheeler (@L_Wheels) December 10, 2012

Indeed. As always, women need feminists like a fish need a bicycles.

That’s your legacy, Gloria Steinem. Case. Closed.

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