If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch

Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss

Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp

Beware of cheap imitators!

This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*:

Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being

Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian

Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron

Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012

Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were

Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron

Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!)

Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance

Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians

Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly

Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence

Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV.

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