RP 1: The Lord Encounters The Witch anachronisticCynic Feb 17th, 2015 ( edited ) 347 Never 347Never

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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 14.73 KB [03:53] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 15:53 -- [03:53] AC: my L0rd... [03:54] UU: HuH. [03:55] AC: I c0me asking f0r a exchange... [03:55] UU: AN EXCHANGE. LIKE WHAT. [03:59] AC: I ask f0r p0wer...and in exchange y0u recieve my servitude... [04:00] UU: SO. YOu'LL BE MY SERVANT IF I MAKE YOu STRONG. [04:00] AC: yes... [04:01] UU: ARE YOu uSEFuL. [04:01] AC: y0u require a Witch, yes?... [04:02] UU: LOOK. I DON'T JuST LET ANYONE SERVE AT MY FEET. [04:03] AC: perhaps I give y0u kn0wledge ab0ut y0ur c0unterpart... [04:03] AC: is that agreeable... [04:03] UU: DO YOu DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES GIVE OuT STuPID INFO. [04:04] AC: when I was alive, I destr0yed timelines... [04:04] AC: it will be helpful in regards t0 y0ur sister... [04:05] UU: FINE. SOuNDS AGREEABLE. [04:05] UU: ARE YOu LIKE A GHOST OR SOMETHING. YOu'RE CREEPY AS FuCK. [04:06] AC: c0rrect, my L0rd... [04:06] UU: HOW ARE YOu SuPPOSED TO DO PHSYICAL STuFF IF YOu'RE A GHOST. [04:06] AC: I precede y0u by billi0ns 0f sweeps... [04:06] AC: that is what I am asking y0u... [04:06] UU: I'M NOT SuRE HOW TO. NOT. MAKE YOu GHOSTY. [04:07] AC: there was rum0rs 0f a ring that c0uld rest0re life... [04:07] UU: I DON'T HAVE A RING. [04:07] UU: RINGS ARE GAuDY. [04:08] AC: I can still be useful, even if I cann0t help y0u...directly... [04:09] AC: I can tell y0u where she is...if y0u w0uld like...... [04:09] UU: I CAN'T REALLY KEEP uP MY END OF THE BARGAIN HERE. [04:10] AC: c0nsider it an I0U... [04:10] UU: I'M NOT SuRE IF I WANT TO AGREE WITH THIS THEN. [04:10] AC: y0u d0 n0t wish t0 kn0w where y0ur sister hides... [04:11] UU: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. [04:11] UU: I CAN'T REALLY MAKE YOu LIVE HERE. [04:12] AC: perhaps y0u will be able t0 in time... [04:12] AC: I sense y0u are n0t at y0ur full p0tential... [04:12] UU: I'M NOT WAITING BILLIONS OF YEARS TO FuFILL YOuR IOu. [04:12] UU: EVEN THOuGH I'D BE IMMORTAL. [04:12] UU: THAT WOuLD BE FOREVER. [04:13] AC: y0u cann0t wait l0nger than I, a girl... [04:14] AC: when y0u have n0thing t0 d0, everything g0es fast... [04:15] UU: I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO REVIVE YOu. [04:18] AC: have y0u the sixth leprechaun... [04:20] UU: THE SIXTH LEPRE... NOT AS OF NOW. [04:20] AC: perhaps he will be 0f use when y0u aquire him... [04:21] AC: he reigns 0ver death as y0u d0 Time.... [04:21] UU: DOES HE BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD OR SOMETHING. [04:22] AC: he has what y0u call a "Juju" in the likeness 0f a d0ll... [04:23] AC: a pin g0es in, the 0ne it is m0deled after is ressurected... [04:23] UU: I SEE. [04:23] UU: THEN I CAN LOOK AROuND. [04:24] AC: I am grateful 0f y0ur willingness t0 d0 s0... [04:27] AC: I will n0w give y0u the Muse's l0cati0n if y0u w0uld like me t0 d0 s0... [04:27] UU: DO SO. SERVANT. [04:28] AC: she inhabits a c0rner embr0idered with a inward spiral 0f yell0w... [04:29] UU: CAN I EVEN KILL HER THERE. [04:29] AC: in time... [04:30] UU: WHAT DO I DO IN THE MEANTIME. [04:30] AC: y0u c0mplete y0ur quest... [04:30] AC: h0wever, she d0es n0t exist as a cherub when first seen... [04:31] UU: WHAT'S THAT SuPPOSED TO MEAN. [04:32] AC: She hides with the R0gue as a insect shimmering with light... [04:32] UU: I'LL SQuISH HER THEN. [04:33] AC: wait until the great Sun is b0rn fr0m green.... [04:33] UU: OK. [04:33] UU: WHY DO YOu WANT HER DEAD AGAIN. [04:33] AC: ...... [04:34] AC: it is n0t fair t0 all0w a matyr a sec0nd chance... [04:34] UU: HuH. [04:35] AC: 0nce the Sun turns green, y0u will be given a servant wh0 will help y0u understand... [04:35] UU: WELL I LIKE SLAVES. SO SuRE. [04:37] AC: what y0u need t0 d0 is lure her by her 0wn craft, a stage perhaps...... [04:37] UU: A STAGE. [04:37] UU: HM. [04:38] AC: she l0ved t0 dress up....c0rrect... [04:39] UU: GOOD IDEA. [04:41] AC: y0u get the benefit 0f killing the b0th Muses this way... [04:41] UU: BOTH? [04:42] AC: 0ne y0u killed, while the 0ther killed y0u... [04:43] AC: if y0u kill her, she can n0t ressurect her str0nger self... [04:44] AC: that is the g0al 0f the R0gue... [04:44] UU: uH. WELL OK. [04:45] AC: I will then help y0u destr0y the timeline in which she d0minates 0ver y0u... [04:46] AC: all0wing myself t0 exist... [04:46] UU: AND YOu'LL BE AT MY SIDE. [04:46] AC: yes... [04:47] AC: until y0u are replaced with the next L0rd, just as y0u replaced the 0ne preceding y0u... [04:47] UU: HOLD ON. I'M NOT GETTING REPLACED. [04:48] AC: it is fate...the L0rd 0f Space said the same... [04:49] UU: I'M GONNA BE IMMORTAL. [04:49] AC: c0rrect... [04:49] UU: I'M GONNA BE LORD OF SPACE FOREVER. [04:50] AC: y0u are L0rd 0f Time... [04:50] UU: SAME THING. [04:50] AC: in a sense h0wever, y0u are als0 him... [04:51] AC: in a different b0dy... [04:51] UU: MM HMM. [04:52] AC: just as the Muse 0f Time was y0ur sister, if m0re sinister perhaps... [04:52] UU: I REALLY JuST WANT HER DEAD. [04:53] AC: y0u will recieve what y0u desire, even if I cann0t be revived immediately.... [04:54] UU: WHAT I NEVER REVIVE YOu. [04:54] AC: I will still be revived... [04:55] UU: IS IT JuST FATE OR SOMETHING. [04:55] AC: N0... [04:55] AC: It is called being clever... [04:56] UU: THEN WHY CAN'T YOu BE CLEVER RIGHT NOW. [04:56] AC: I am... [04:56] UU: YOu'RE CLEVER ENOuGH TO THROW YOuRSELF BEFORE MY FEET. [04:56] AC: but first y0u need time t0 fill y0ur r0le as L0rd... [04:57] AC: the reality in which I reside in is 0ne in which y0u are killed by the Muse 0f Space... [04:58] AC: if y0u kill her, d0 y0u kn0w what will happen... [04:58] UU: NOT REALLY. [05:02] AC: y0u d0 n0t exist in my reality...y0u are killed by the sister that d0minated y0ur c0nci0usness t0 claim y0ur b0dy... [05:02] UU: BOO. FuCK THAT NOISE. [05:03] AC: if y0u kill her bef0re she is ressurrected by the Ring 0f Life, I cease t0 exist ... [05:04] AC: she will bec0me imm0rtal if ressurrected... [05:04] AC: and y0u want her dead... [05:04] UU: uM. SO YOu'RE DYING IF I DO THIS. [05:05] AC: yes... [05:05] UU: NOT THAT GOOD OF A SERVANT. [05:05] AC: that is where being clever c0mes in... [05:06] UU: HM. WHATEVER. [05:06] AC: d0 y0u kn0w wh0 y0u are talking t0... [05:06] UU: SOME GHOST LADY. [05:07] AC: c0rrect...y0u are smart... [05:07] AC: wh0 t0ld y0u the l0cati0n 0f b0th Muses...was that als0 me... [05:07] UU: YES. [05:08] AC: n0w that y0u can find them...0nce y0u finish y0ur quest y0u will kill them... [05:09] AC: c0rrect... [05:10] UU: SuRE. YES MA'M. [05:12] AC: I am y0ur servant, y0u d0 n0t need t0 call me ma'am...n0w tell me, if I cease t0 exist when b0th 0f y0ur sisters is c0mpletely destr0yed...h0w will y0u find their l0cati0n... [05:13] UU: uHH. I DuNNO. [05:16] AC: what I have just created was a parad0x...a rip in the fabric 0f Time due t0 the vi0lati0n 0f casuality... [05:17] AC: that rip in the fabric 0f Time will facillate my arrive t0 be ressurected... [05:18] UU: ALRIGHT. CREEPY GHOST LADY. [05:18] AC: h0wever, it will destr0y m0st 0f y0ur d0main... [05:18] UU: KIND OF LIKE MY DOMAIN. [05:19] AC: but it neccessary t0 kill b0th 0f y0ur sisters, and ensure y0ur imm0rtality... [05:19] UU: WAIT. I HAD TWO? [05:19] AC: b0th versi0ns... [05:20] UU: OH. [05:22] AC: and y0u will s00n be able t0 repair y0ur d0main with y0ur c0nquest 0f the 9th planet... [05:22] AC: it is 0nly temp0rary... [05:24] UU: WELL. ALRIGHT. [05:24] UU: THIS IS A LOT. [05:24] AC: keep what I said in mind when y0u c0mplete y0ur quest... [05:25] AC: perhaps tell the seventh leprechaun t0 remember it... [05:26] UU: OK. THEY'RE DOING THE MIND WORK HERE. [05:26] UU: I CAN'T HANDLE BIG STuFF LIKE THIS. [05:26] AC: I ap0l0gise f0r taking up y0ur time... [05:26] UU: WE TALKED FOR TWO HOuRS ABOuT IMPORTANT STuFF. [05:29] AC: if y0u w0uld like, I will leave y0u t0 d0 y0ur w0rk... [05:30] UU: I CAN TRY TO START THIS OPERATION. [05:31] AC: y0u have my gratitude... [05:31] UU: I'LL KILL 'EM FOR YOu. [05:31] AC: in return y0u have my eternal servitude... [05:32] UU: SOuNDS GOOD TO ME. I LOVE SERVITuDE. [05:33] AC: I will leave y0u t0 y0ur devices... [05:33] UU: THANK YOu. GHOST LADY. [05:33] AC: y0u are welc0me, my L0rd... [02:54] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 14:54 -- [02:55] AC: my L0rd... [02:55] UU: HEY. IT'S MY SERVANT AGAIN. [02:56] AC: c0rrect... [02:56] AC: have y0u gained pr0gress in gathering the Leprechauns... [02:57] UU: YES. I HAVE. [02:58] AC: y0u are getting cl0ser t0 y0ur first g0al 0f taking 0ver the narrative... [02:59] UU: INDEED. I HAVE TAKEN QuITE A FEW LEPRECHAuNS MYSELF. [02:59] AC: h0w many have y0u c0llected as 0f n0w... [03:00] UU: 10 LEPRECHAuNS. [03:03] AC: if I am c0rrect, y0u have the red 0ne with the cr0wbar, c0rrect... [03:03] UU: OH. IN FACT. I DO. [03:04] AC: he will help y0u with c0llecting the 0thers immensely... [03:05] AC: and help y0u remember... [03:06] UU: OH. REALLY. [03:06] UU: THEN HE WILL BE MY RIGHT HAND LEPRECHAuN. [03:07] AC: c0rrect...d0 n0t ch00se the 0ne with the 0ven t0 d0 s0... [03:07] UU: HE SOuNDS uSELESS AS HELL. [03:08] AC: y0u will aquire him s00n... [03:08] UU: GOOD. [03:08] UU: THAT SOuNDS JuST GREAT. [03:10] AC: I w0uld advise y0u t0 n0t let him near the Leprechaun y0u aquire next, the 0ne with the timer.... [03:11] UU: IS HE AN IDIOT TOO. [03:12] AC: yes... [03:13] AC: the last planet y0u will destr0y will give y0u s0me0ne m0re useful than all 0f them... [03:13] UU: I ACTuALLY JuST REQuIRED SOME DOuCHEBAG WITH AN EXTINGuISHER. [03:13] UU: AND IDIOT-TIME GuY. [03:13] UU: BuT. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO LASTY MCGOO. [03:14] AC: she is a queen, like the 0nes y0u use in chess... [03:14] UU: A QuEEN. HM. [03:14] UU: SHE SOuNDS HOT ALREADY. [03:15] AC: I have n0 0pini0n 0n that subject...but she is deadly... [03:16] UU: OOOOOOOOOOOH. [03:16] UU: NOW WE'RE TALKING. [03:20] UU: IN FACT. THIS. QuEEN IS THE LAST I NEED. [03:20] AC: y0u are given the best f0r last... [03:21] UU: IT'S BEEN EASY WITH CROWBAR GuY. [03:22] AC: it sh0uld... [03:23] UU: ANNNNNNNNNNND. [03:23] UU: THERE SHE IS. [03:23] AC: that was fast... [03:24] UU: HEY. I TOLD YOu. [03:24] UU: THIS BITCH. HAS BEEN ACQuIRED. [03:25] AC: perhaps I sh0uld leave y0u tw0 al0ne t0 travel back t0 y0ur planet, the Denizen is m0st likely waiting... [03:25] UU: THE DENIZEN. EH. [03:26] UU: I'M GIVING THAT SHIT A PIECE OF MY MIND. [03:28] AC: y0u are cl0se t0 bec0ming imm0rtal...n0w give him hell... [03:28] UU: HELL YES. I AM TRAVELING THERE NOW. [03:29] AC: I will 0nly be a b0ther as y0u are fighting, I will n0w depart... [03:30] AC: farewell...my L0rd... [03:30] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] ceased pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 15:30 -- [04:55] -- undyingUmbrage [UU] began pestering anachronisticCynic [AC] at 16:55 -- [04:55] UU: OH. IT'S YOu AGAIN. [04:56] AC: yes... [04:56] AC: are we still in agreement... [04:57] UU: WE STILL ARE. I PRETTY MuCH GOT 'EM ALL. [04:58] AC: that is strange...last time I c0nversed with y0u, y0u had destr0yed each 0f y0ur planets... [04:59] AC: perhaps there is s0mething preventing me fr0m c0ntacting y0u any further... [04:59] UU: I HAVE NO CLuE. [05:00] AC: are y0u in p0ssesi0n 0f the Leprechaun with the cr0wbar... [05:00] UU: I AM. [05:01] AC: y0u skipped the black planet first time ar0und c0rrect?... [05:02] UU: I DID. IT WAS SKIPPED. [05:02] AC: have y0u in p0ssesi0n the Leprechaun with the 0ven... [05:03] UU: THAT DOuCHEBAG IS TAKEN. [05:04] AC: what planet are y0u currently 0ccupying... [05:06] UU: I AM ON THE LAST ONE. [05:07] AC: y0u are 0n the black planet f0r a sec0nd time...0r y0ur 0riginal planet... [05:07] UU: THE ORIGINAL MAN. [05:08] AC: have y0u f0ught y0ur Denizen... [05:10] UU: THAT IS WHAT I NEED TO DO NOW. [05:11] AC: I need y0u t0 wait f0r a while... [05:11] UU: I WILL DO JuST THAT. [05:12] AC: s0mething is wr0ng...after y0u fight Yaldab0th I cann0t c0ntact y0u in the present... [05:12] AC: I am c0ntacting y0u fr0m the future in my standp0int... [05:13] AC: I have seen y0u defeat y0ur Denizen...which is what y0u are ab0ut t0 d0... [05:15] AC: I need y0u t0 give y0ur typing device t0 the Black Queen...if it is p0ssible... [05:15] UU: ALRIGHT. YOu CAN TAKE IT. [05:18] AC: Banished Quasir0yal...0r as y0u prefer, Sn0wman, am I currently in y0ur presense... [05:20] UU: OH. SO YOu'RE... [05:21] UU: ALRIGHT. YOu CAN JuST TAKE IT. [05:23] AC: d0es she refuse... [05:23] UU: SHE'S NOT AGREEING. SHE'S JuST LOOKING AT ME. [05:25] AC: she c0mes fr0m an existance where y0u d0 n0t exist yet... [05:26] AC: but each Leprechaun y0u have c0llected did...al0ng with an0ther being named Scratch... [05:26] UU: WHAT THE HELL. [05:28] AC: he is b0th b0rn fr0m the Green Sun and its father in her timeline... [05:28] UU: WEIRD AS FuCK. I CAN'T uNDERSTAND THIS SHIT. [05:29] AC: y0u emerge fr0m him when a timeline is reset... [05:30] AC: he is a s0rt 0f h0st f0r y0ur b0dy... [05:30] AC: I think he might be the 0ne preventing me fr0m c0ntacting y0u in my present... [05:31] AC: ask her if he is d0ing s0... [05:31] UU: uH. [05:31] UU: OK. [05:31] UU: IT SOuNDS LIKE HE SuRE IS. [05:36] AC: has she resp0nded... [05:37] UU: IT'S TROuBLING TO GET HER TO RESPOND. [05:38] AC: d0es she n0t want t0 use a typing pr0gram... [05:38] UU: I HAVE NO IDEA. [05:42] AC: wait a sec0nd... [05:42] AC: d0 y0u have a way t0 rec0rd what I said t0 y0u... [05:43] UU: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT. [05:44] AC: is y0ur sister's r00m intact...I have an idea... [05:45] AC: the Leprechaun with the 0ven might just have a use... [05:47] UU: DO TELL. [05:47] AC: l00k inside the 0ven... [05:47] AC: what d0 y0u see... [05:48] UU: WHAT *AM* I SuPPOSED TO SEE. [05:48] AC: it is larger 0n the inside... [05:48] AC: it a s0rt 0f p0cket universe... [05:50] AC: c0mmand 0ne 0f y0ur Leprechauns t0 get a writing utensil fr0m y0ur sister's part 0f y0ur r00m... [05:51] UU: AH. I THINK I SEE IT. [05:53] AC: I d0ubt y0u want t0 write anything d0wn, s0 ask Cr0wbar t0 put y0ur device 0n his head and write d0wn the c0nversati0n 0n a flat surface that can be st0red in the 0ven... [05:55] AC: because after this c0nversati0n...y0u will fight y0ur denizen, and I will have talk t0 y0u 0nce m0re 0n y0ur 0riginal planet bef0re any 0f this happened... [05:55] AC: but as l0ng as y0u have that 0ven... everything I said will be kept safe fr0m the time l00p... [05:55] AC: h0pefully... [05:56] UU: I uNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT. [05:56] UU: I THINK. NO. I DIDN'T. [05:56] AC: that d0es n0t matter... [05:57] AC: just f0ll0w my instructi0ns...alright... [05:57] AC: then I need y0u t0 g0 and fight Yaldab0th t0 fufill the l00p... [05:58] UU: OK. I'LL DO. ALL OF THAT SHIT. [05:58] AC: I...will...miss y0u when y0u are g0ne... [05:58] AC: d0 n0t f0rget ab0ut me... [05:58] UU: I MIGHT. I MIGHT FORGET. [05:59] AC: h0pefully next time ar0und...y0u w0n't... [05:59] AC: g00d luck... [06:00] UU: THANK YOu. CREEPY GHOST LADY. [06:00] AC: n0...thank y0u, my L0rd...

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[03:53] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 15:53 -- [03:53] AC: my L0rd... [03:54] UU: HuH. [03:55] AC: I c0me asking f0r a exchange... [03:55] UU: AN EXCHANGE. LIKE WHAT. [03:59] AC: I ask f0r p0wer...and in exchange y0u recieve my servitude... [04:00] UU: SO. YOu'LL BE MY SERVANT IF I MAKE YOu STRONG. [04:00] AC: yes... [04:01] UU: ARE YOu uSEFuL. [04:01] AC: y0u require a Witch, yes?... [04:02] UU: LOOK. I DON'T JuST LET ANYONE SERVE AT MY FEET. [04:03] AC: perhaps I give y0u kn0wledge ab0ut y0ur c0unterpart... [04:03] AC: is that agreeable... [04:03] UU: DO YOu DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES GIVE OuT STuPID INFO. [04:04] AC: when I was alive, I destr0yed timelines... [04:04] AC: it will be helpful in regards t0 y0ur sister... [04:05] UU: FINE. SOuNDS AGREEABLE. [04:05] UU: ARE YOu LIKE A GHOST OR SOMETHING. YOu'RE CREEPY AS FuCK. [04:06] AC: c0rrect, my L0rd... [04:06] UU: HOW ARE YOu SuPPOSED TO DO PHSYICAL STuFF IF YOu'RE A GHOST. [04:06] AC: I precede y0u by billi0ns 0f sweeps... [04:06] AC: that is what I am asking y0u... [04:06] UU: I'M NOT SuRE HOW TO. NOT. MAKE YOu GHOSTY. [04:07] AC: there was rum0rs 0f a ring that c0uld rest0re life... [04:07] UU: I DON'T HAVE A RING. [04:07] UU: RINGS ARE GAuDY. [04:08] AC: I can still be useful, even if I cann0t help y0u...directly... [04:09] AC: I can tell y0u where she is...if y0u w0uld like...... [04:09] UU: I CAN'T REALLY KEEP uP MY END OF THE BARGAIN HERE. [04:10] AC: c0nsider it an I0U... [04:10] UU: I'M NOT SuRE IF I WANT TO AGREE WITH THIS THEN. [04:10] AC: y0u d0 n0t wish t0 kn0w where y0ur sister hides... [04:11] UU: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. [04:11] UU: I CAN'T REALLY MAKE YOu LIVE HERE. [04:12] AC: perhaps y0u will be able t0 in time... [04:12] AC: I sense y0u are n0t at y0ur full p0tential... [04:12] UU: I'M NOT WAITING BILLIONS OF YEARS TO FuFILL YOuR IOu. [04:12] UU: EVEN THOuGH I'D BE IMMORTAL. [04:12] UU: THAT WOuLD BE FOREVER. [04:13] AC: y0u cann0t wait l0nger than I, a girl... [04:14] AC: when y0u have n0thing t0 d0, everything g0es fast... [04:15] UU: I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO REVIVE YOu. [04:18] AC: have y0u the sixth leprechaun... [04:20] UU: THE SIXTH LEPRE... NOT AS OF NOW. [04:20] AC: perhaps he will be 0f use when y0u aquire him... [04:21] AC: he reigns 0ver death as y0u d0 Time.... [04:21] UU: DOES HE BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD OR SOMETHING. [04:22] AC: he has what y0u call a "Juju" in the likeness 0f a d0ll... [04:23] AC: a pin g0es in, the 0ne it is m0deled after is ressurected... [04:23] UU: I SEE. [04:23] UU: THEN I CAN LOOK AROuND. [04:24] AC: I am grateful 0f y0ur willingness t0 d0 s0... [04:27] AC: I will n0w give y0u the Muse's l0cati0n if y0u w0uld like me t0 d0 s0... [04:27] UU: DO SO. SERVANT. [04:28] AC: she inhabits a c0rner embr0idered with a inward spiral 0f yell0w... [04:29] UU: CAN I EVEN KILL HER THERE. [04:29] AC: in time... [04:30] UU: WHAT DO I DO IN THE MEANTIME. [04:30] AC: y0u c0mplete y0ur quest... [04:30] AC: h0wever, she d0es n0t exist as a cherub when first seen... [04:31] UU: WHAT'S THAT SuPPOSED TO MEAN. [04:32] AC: She hides with the R0gue as a insect shimmering with light... [04:32] UU: I'LL SQuISH HER THEN. [04:33] AC: wait until the great Sun is b0rn fr0m green.... [04:33] UU: OK. [04:33] UU: WHY DO YOu WANT HER DEAD AGAIN. [04:33] AC: ...... [04:34] AC: it is n0t fair t0 all0w a matyr a sec0nd chance... [04:34] UU: HuH. [04:35] AC: 0nce the Sun turns green, y0u will be given a servant wh0 will help y0u understand... [04:35] UU: WELL I LIKE SLAVES. SO SuRE. [04:37] AC: what y0u need t0 d0 is lure her by her 0wn craft, a stage perhaps...... [04:37] UU: A STAGE. [04:37] UU: HM. [04:38] AC: she l0ved t0 dress up....c0rrect... [04:39] UU: GOOD IDEA. [04:41] AC: y0u get the benefit 0f killing the b0th Muses this way... [04:41] UU: BOTH? [04:42] AC: 0ne y0u killed, while the 0ther killed y0u... [04:43] AC: if y0u kill her, she can n0t ressurect her str0nger self... [04:44] AC: that is the g0al 0f the R0gue... [04:44] UU: uH. WELL OK. [04:45] AC: I will then help y0u destr0y the timeline in which she d0minates 0ver y0u... [04:46] AC: all0wing myself t0 exist... [04:46] UU: AND YOu'LL BE AT MY SIDE. [04:46] AC: yes... [04:47] AC: until y0u are replaced with the next L0rd, just as y0u replaced the 0ne preceding y0u... [04:47] UU: HOLD ON. I'M NOT GETTING REPLACED. [04:48] AC: it is fate...the L0rd 0f Space said the same... [04:49] UU: I'M GONNA BE IMMORTAL. [04:49] AC: c0rrect... [04:49] UU: I'M GONNA BE LORD OF SPACE FOREVER. [04:50] AC: y0u are L0rd 0f Time... [04:50] UU: SAME THING. [04:50] AC: in a sense h0wever, y0u are als0 him... [04:51] AC: in a different b0dy... [04:51] UU: MM HMM. [04:52] AC: just as the Muse 0f Time was y0ur sister, if m0re sinister perhaps... [04:52] UU: I REALLY JuST WANT HER DEAD. [04:53] AC: y0u will recieve what y0u desire, even if I cann0t be revived immediately.... [04:54] UU: WHAT I NEVER REVIVE YOu. [04:54] AC: I will still be revived... [04:55] UU: IS IT JuST FATE OR SOMETHING. [04:55] AC: N0... [04:55] AC: It is called being clever... [04:56] UU: THEN WHY CAN'T YOu BE CLEVER RIGHT NOW. [04:56] AC: I am... [04:56] UU: YOu'RE CLEVER ENOuGH TO THROW YOuRSELF BEFORE MY FEET. [04:56] AC: but first y0u need time t0 fill y0ur r0le as L0rd... [04:57] AC: the reality in which I reside in is 0ne in which y0u are killed by the Muse 0f Space... [04:58] AC: if y0u kill her, d0 y0u kn0w what will happen... [04:58] UU: NOT REALLY. [05:02] AC: y0u d0 n0t exist in my reality...y0u are killed by the sister that d0minated y0ur c0nci0usness t0 claim y0ur b0dy... [05:02] UU: BOO. FuCK THAT NOISE. [05:03] AC: if y0u kill her bef0re she is ressurrected by the Ring 0f Life, I cease t0 exist ... [05:04] AC: she will bec0me imm0rtal if ressurrected... [05:04] AC: and y0u want her dead... [05:04] UU: uM. SO YOu'RE DYING IF I DO THIS. [05:05] AC: yes... [05:05] UU: NOT THAT GOOD OF A SERVANT. [05:05] AC: that is where being clever c0mes in... [05:06] UU: HM. WHATEVER. [05:06] AC: d0 y0u kn0w wh0 y0u are talking t0... [05:06] UU: SOME GHOST LADY. [05:07] AC: c0rrect...y0u are smart... [05:07] AC: wh0 t0ld y0u the l0cati0n 0f b0th Muses...was that als0 me... [05:07] UU: YES. [05:08] AC: n0w that y0u can find them...0nce y0u finish y0ur quest y0u will kill them... [05:09] AC: c0rrect... [05:10] UU: SuRE. YES MA'M. [05:12] AC: I am y0ur servant, y0u d0 n0t need t0 call me ma'am...n0w tell me, if I cease t0 exist when b0th 0f y0ur sisters is c0mpletely destr0yed...h0w will y0u find their l0cati0n... [05:13] UU: uHH. I DuNNO. [05:16] AC: what I have just created was a parad0x...a rip in the fabric 0f Time due t0 the vi0lati0n 0f casuality... [05:17] AC: that rip in the fabric 0f Time will facillate my arrive t0 be ressurected... [05:18] UU: ALRIGHT. CREEPY GHOST LADY. [05:18] AC: h0wever, it will destr0y m0st 0f y0ur d0main... [05:18] UU: KIND OF LIKE MY DOMAIN. [05:19] AC: but it neccessary t0 kill b0th 0f y0ur sisters, and ensure y0ur imm0rtality... [05:19] UU: WAIT. I HAD TWO? [05:19] AC: b0th versi0ns... [05:20] UU: OH. [05:22] AC: and y0u will s00n be able t0 repair y0ur d0main with y0ur c0nquest 0f the 9th planet... [05:22] AC: it is 0nly temp0rary... [05:24] UU: WELL. ALRIGHT. [05:24] UU: THIS IS A LOT. [05:24] AC: keep what I said in mind when y0u c0mplete y0ur quest... [05:25] AC: perhaps tell the seventh leprechaun t0 remember it... [05:26] UU: OK. THEY'RE DOING THE MIND WORK HERE. [05:26] UU: I CAN'T HANDLE BIG STuFF LIKE THIS. [05:26] AC: I ap0l0gise f0r taking up y0ur time... [05:26] UU: WE TALKED FOR TWO HOuRS ABOuT IMPORTANT STuFF. [05:29] AC: if y0u w0uld like, I will leave y0u t0 d0 y0ur w0rk... [05:30] UU: I CAN TRY TO START THIS OPERATION. [05:31] AC: y0u have my gratitude... [05:31] UU: I'LL KILL 'EM FOR YOu. [05:31] AC: in return y0u have my eternal servitude... [05:32] UU: SOuNDS GOOD TO ME. I LOVE SERVITuDE. [05:33] AC: I will leave y0u t0 y0ur devices... [05:33] UU: THANK YOu. GHOST LADY. [05:33] AC: y0u are welc0me, my L0rd... [02:54] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 14:54 -- [02:55] AC: my L0rd... [02:55] UU: HEY. IT'S MY SERVANT AGAIN. [02:56] AC: c0rrect... [02:56] AC: have y0u gained pr0gress in gathering the Leprechauns... [02:57] UU: YES. I HAVE. [02:58] AC: y0u are getting cl0ser t0 y0ur first g0al 0f taking 0ver the narrative... [02:59] UU: INDEED. I HAVE TAKEN QuITE A FEW LEPRECHAuNS MYSELF. [02:59] AC: h0w many have y0u c0llected as 0f n0w... [03:00] UU: 10 LEPRECHAuNS. [03:03] AC: if I am c0rrect, y0u have the red 0ne with the cr0wbar, c0rrect... [03:03] UU: OH. IN FACT. I DO. [03:04] AC: he will help y0u with c0llecting the 0thers immensely... [03:05] AC: and help y0u remember... [03:06] UU: OH. REALLY. [03:06] UU: THEN HE WILL BE MY RIGHT HAND LEPRECHAuN. [03:07] AC: c0rrect...d0 n0t ch00se the 0ne with the 0ven t0 d0 s0... [03:07] UU: HE SOuNDS uSELESS AS HELL. [03:08] AC: y0u will aquire him s00n... [03:08] UU: GOOD. [03:08] UU: THAT SOuNDS JuST GREAT. [03:10] AC: I w0uld advise y0u t0 n0t let him near the Leprechaun y0u aquire next, the 0ne with the timer.... [03:11] UU: IS HE AN IDIOT TOO. [03:12] AC: yes... [03:13] AC: the last planet y0u will destr0y will give y0u s0me0ne m0re useful than all 0f them... [03:13] UU: I ACTuALLY JuST REQuIRED SOME DOuCHEBAG WITH AN EXTINGuISHER. [03:13] UU: AND IDIOT-TIME GuY. [03:13] UU: BuT. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO LASTY MCGOO. [03:14] AC: she is a queen, like the 0nes y0u use in chess... [03:14] UU: A QuEEN. HM. [03:14] UU: SHE SOuNDS HOT ALREADY. [03:15] AC: I have n0 0pini0n 0n that subject...but she is deadly... [03:16] UU: OOOOOOOOOOOH. [03:16] UU: NOW WE'RE TALKING. [03:20] UU: IN FACT. THIS. QuEEN IS THE LAST I NEED. [03:20] AC: y0u are given the best f0r last... [03:21] UU: IT'S BEEN EASY WITH CROWBAR GuY. [03:22] AC: it sh0uld... [03:23] UU: ANNNNNNNNNNND. [03:23] UU: THERE SHE IS. [03:23] AC: that was fast... [03:24] UU: HEY. I TOLD YOu. [03:24] UU: THIS BITCH. HAS BEEN ACQuIRED. [03:25] AC: perhaps I sh0uld leave y0u tw0 al0ne t0 travel back t0 y0ur planet, the Denizen is m0st likely waiting... [03:25] UU: THE DENIZEN. EH. [03:26] UU: I'M GIVING THAT SHIT A PIECE OF MY MIND. [03:28] AC: y0u are cl0se t0 bec0ming imm0rtal...n0w give him hell... [03:28] UU: HELL YES. I AM TRAVELING THERE NOW. [03:29] AC: I will 0nly be a b0ther as y0u are fighting, I will n0w depart... [03:30] AC: farewell...my L0rd... [03:30] -- anachronisticCynic [AC] ceased pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 15:30 -- [04:55] -- undyingUmbrage [UU] began pestering anachronisticCynic [AC] at 16:55 -- [04:55] UU: OH. IT'S YOu AGAIN. [04:56] AC: yes... [04:56] AC: are we still in agreement... [04:57] UU: WE STILL ARE. I PRETTY MuCH GOT 'EM ALL. [04:58] AC: that is strange...last time I c0nversed with y0u, y0u had destr0yed each 0f y0ur planets... [04:59] AC: perhaps there is s0mething preventing me fr0m c0ntacting y0u any further... [04:59] UU: I HAVE NO CLuE. [05:00] AC: are y0u in p0ssesi0n 0f the Leprechaun with the cr0wbar... [05:00] UU: I AM. [05:01] AC: y0u skipped the black planet first time ar0und c0rrect?... [05:02] UU: I DID. IT WAS SKIPPED. [05:02] AC: have y0u in p0ssesi0n the Leprechaun with the 0ven... [05:03] UU: THAT DOuCHEBAG IS TAKEN. [05:04] AC: what planet are y0u currently 0ccupying... [05:06] UU: I AM ON THE LAST ONE. [05:07] AC: y0u are 0n the black planet f0r a sec0nd time...0r y0ur 0riginal planet... [05:07] UU: THE ORIGINAL MAN. [05:08] AC: have y0u f0ught y0ur Denizen... [05:10] UU: THAT IS WHAT I NEED TO DO NOW. [05:11] AC: I need y0u t0 wait f0r a while... [05:11] UU: I WILL DO JuST THAT. [05:12] AC: s0mething is wr0ng...after y0u fight Yaldab0th I cann0t c0ntact y0u in the present... [05:12] AC: I am c0ntacting y0u fr0m the future in my standp0int... [05:13] AC: I have seen y0u defeat y0ur Denizen...which is what y0u are ab0ut t0 d0... [05:15] AC: I need y0u t0 give y0ur typing device t0 the Black Queen...if it is p0ssible... [05:15] UU: ALRIGHT. YOu CAN TAKE IT. [05:18] AC: Banished Quasir0yal...0r as y0u prefer, Sn0wman, am I currently in y0ur presense... [05:20] UU: OH. SO YOu'RE... [05:21] UU: ALRIGHT. YOu CAN JuST TAKE IT. [05:23] AC: d0es she refuse... [05:23] UU: SHE'S NOT AGREEING. SHE'S JuST LOOKING AT ME. [05:25] AC: she c0mes fr0m an existance where y0u d0 n0t exist yet... [05:26] AC: but each Leprechaun y0u have c0llected did...al0ng with an0ther being named Scratch... [05:26] UU: WHAT THE HELL. [05:28] AC: he is b0th b0rn fr0m the Green Sun and its father in her timeline... [05:28] UU: WEIRD AS FuCK. I CAN'T uNDERSTAND THIS SHIT. [05:29] AC: y0u emerge fr0m him when a timeline is reset... [05:30] AC: he is a s0rt 0f h0st f0r y0ur b0dy... [05:30] AC: I think he might be the 0ne preventing me fr0m c0ntacting y0u in my present... [05:31] AC: ask her if he is d0ing s0... [05:31] UU: uH. [05:31] UU: OK. [05:31] UU: IT SOuNDS LIKE HE SuRE IS. [05:36] AC: has she resp0nded... [05:37] UU: IT'S TROuBLING TO GET HER TO RESPOND. [05:38] AC: d0es she n0t want t0 use a typing pr0gram... [05:38] UU: I HAVE NO IDEA. [05:42] AC: wait a sec0nd... [05:42] AC: d0 y0u have a way t0 rec0rd what I said t0 y0u... [05:43] UU: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT. [05:44] AC: is y0ur sister's r00m intact...I have an idea... [05:45] AC: the Leprechaun with the 0ven might just have a use... [05:47] UU: DO TELL. [05:47] AC: l00k inside the 0ven... [05:47] AC: what d0 y0u see... [05:48] UU: WHAT *AM* I SuPPOSED TO SEE. [05:48] AC: it is larger 0n the inside... [05:48] AC: it a s0rt 0f p0cket universe... [05:50] AC: c0mmand 0ne 0f y0ur Leprechauns t0 get a writing utensil fr0m y0ur sister's part 0f y0ur r00m... [05:51] UU: AH. I THINK I SEE IT. [05:53] AC: I d0ubt y0u want t0 write anything d0wn, s0 ask Cr0wbar t0 put y0ur device 0n his head and write d0wn the c0nversati0n 0n a flat surface that can be st0red in the 0ven... [05:55] AC: because after this c0nversati0n...y0u will fight y0ur denizen, and I will have talk t0 y0u 0nce m0re 0n y0ur 0riginal planet bef0re any 0f this happened... [05:55] AC: but as l0ng as y0u have that 0ven... everything I said will be kept safe fr0m the time l00p... [05:55] AC: h0pefully... [05:56] UU: I uNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT. [05:56] UU: I THINK. NO. I DIDN'T. [05:56] AC: that d0es n0t matter... [05:57] AC: just f0ll0w my instructi0ns...alright... [05:57] AC: then I need y0u t0 g0 and fight Yaldab0th t0 fufill the l00p... [05:58] UU: OK. I'LL DO. ALL OF THAT SHIT. [05:58] AC: I...will...miss y0u when y0u are g0ne... [05:58] AC: d0 n0t f0rget ab0ut me... [05:58] UU: I MIGHT. I MIGHT FORGET. [05:59] AC: h0pefully next time ar0und...y0u w0n't... [05:59] AC: g00d luck... [06:00] UU: THANK YOu. CREEPY GHOST LADY. [06:00] AC: n0...thank y0u, my L0rd...