

Photoshops

• Show begins, with Op proclaiming that they are the satellite radio show with DJs who didn’t have a nose job (a la Stern). They talk about how a lot of DJs have plastic surgery, which doesn’t make sense when you are on radio.• Op goes to the phone, where Lil’ Jimmy is waiting. He asks about How Op is feeling, and Op tells him about one of the interns walking around and saying that Op has mono. Op reads an IF that says that Vos will be on a station is Boston, so they give the call out for a listener to call in with the station live. Jimmy talks about his parents being out with him in LA. Op brings up the Ellen DeGeneres incident with Jimmy, and Ant explains to him how they were discussing people burning bridges. Jimmy talks about David Spade going ahead of him at a club and how he wanted to spit in his face.• Caller – has the station that Vos is on, but they are in commercials. Op says they will keep him in the background for when Vos comes on• Op tells Jimmy about Dave Rossi who trashed them in FMQB. Ant tells Jimmy how they were listening to the guy on the air yesterday and how long it took him to get on the air.• Audio - a clip of Dave Rossi from the show yesterday to show how nervous he sounded.• Jimmy explains how he got snubbed by Ellen.Ant says that Jimmy should have said he was from XM instead of saying that he was a comedian.• Caller – has the Boston radio show with Vos on. They start calling him on the air so that they can distract him during the interview. They continue to listen to the interview and make fun of Vos for telling the same story again. They also goof on him having to always talking about Bonnie. They thank the girl for calling and and say goodbye to her.• Patrice asks Jimmy what has happened to Vos since he got married. They talk about how Vos will be a mess when Bonnie leaves him. Patrice tells Jimmy the story about the ‘it’s cold out here’ rest stop guy. Jimmy says that they are taping the last episode of the ‘Lucky Louie’ show tomorrow, and that the show will be on the air in June. Patrice points out that Jimmy is deflecting praise by Opie, and that all comedians do that. They say goodbye to him, and hang up.• Op runs down what they have coming up on the show• Patrice promotes his upcoming appearances. Patrice talks about how he gets people to walk out by being the first to make the jokes about bad stuff like the miners that died. He says that he wouldn’t joke about the little girl that died because that is ‘career-ending’.• Audio – the report on the little girl’s wake from yesterday, with the mom that brought her daughter to the funeral. Patrice says that the news should only interview American citizens. They read from the Daily News about readers that complained about the News putting the picture of the little girl on the cover.• Caller – an actual miner, who says that he works at a gold mine. He explains to them how mining is done now.• Caller – from ‘O-Town’, saying that Patrice is a moron, because Puerto Ricans are actually US citizens. Patrice explains that when he says Puerto Rican he means all Hispanic people.• Caller – tries a Puerto Rican joke that bombs.• Op brings up the story about the Wendy’s finger in the chili couple.He reads the story, and that the woman got 9 years and the husband got 12 years. This segues into them talking about William Shatner selling a gallstone. Ant tells a story about his brother passing a gallstone.• Caller – Dana, a guy. Op asks him to explain how he got a female first name. The guy says that they need to make Patrice a permanent part of the show.• Audio – a report on a girl that was in a car that was sinking, who made a call to 911.• They discuss how the 911 operators are always calm when the caller is freaking out.• Audio – for Patrice, the 911 call with the smart ass operator and the lady with the fighting kids.• Caller – says that he has noticed that Anthony has become really racist on the new show, and that when Patrice isn’t there Anthony is really racist. Patrice says when he isn’t there, its not Anthony but AC the racist.• Caller – gives two examples of Anthony’s racism• Audio – a news report on the Wendy’s finger lady.• Caller – Rich Vos. Op tells him to hold on for a second, while they watch a report on ABC about what to do when a car is submerging. Back to Vos, and he says he knew that they were probably listening in to him. Patrice goofs on him for talking about Bonnie all the time. Vos brings up that the ACLU didn’t want Patrice on a particular gig because he was too offensive. Vos talks about My Space and then Op brings up that Ant has not had a single black person in his My Space top five. Ant says that he will have an all black top 5 for February. Op tricks Vos onto talking about what he has coming up and then cuts him off.• Op reads an IF from a guy asking Ant what’s in cigarettes, which leads Ant t o do his 40s impression to reply ‘no tar baby.’• Coming back from break with a ‘Hayseed Dixie’ song, which leads to them wondering what the top song in country music is. Ant points out that Patrice seems to know a lot about white culture.• They get the Top Ten country songs , and Op runs down the list. They start by playing the #10 song – ‘The Boondocks’.• #9 song – ‘Just Might make me believe’• Patrice wonders what the definitive thing is about country music, and Steve C comes in to explain.• #8 song. Ant starts doing Arnold with the guys name. Back to the song, ‘Come a little closer’. Before the song Patrice says what he thinks the song is about.• Caller – calling in to defend country music.• Caller – from Alabama, saying that they shouldn’t be messing with his country music.• Op says that tomorrow they should get the top 10 rap songs so that they could deconstruct them.• They continue to listen to the #8 song, trying to figure out what the guy is saying. Patrice falls on the floor after Opie comments on the scene outside the studio.• #7 – ‘Goodride Cowboy’. Steve C comes in to explain what the song is about, because he is a country song fan. Ant does the Arnold voice again, and Patrice says he can’t get enough of it.• #6 – ‘My Old Friend’. They tray to figure out if the singer means an actual person or an object.• #5 – ‘When I get where I’m Going’• Caller – a woman explaining what the last song was about.• #4 – ‘Must be doing something right’• They start goofing on it, and singing their own version of the song ‘Touching her Vulva tonight’• Caller – says she hates country music, and that the songs are always two extremes.• #3 – ‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk’, but Op first plays ‘The House Next Door to me been sold to…”.• #2 – “She Let herself go”.• Caller – talks about the video for ‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.’• The #1 song – ‘Jesus, Take the Wheel’• Caller – asks if Patrice has ever heard of a cowboy rapper called ‘Cowboy Troy’. Op plays a little of it for Patrice.• Op says he listened to a country cong in the Grand Cayman Islands. He plays the song he heard – ‘Billy had his Beer Goggles on’.• They get ready to bring some girls in an Ant says they have a ‘guest’ in the office that it might now be a good idea to come in studio because of the cameras. The girls join them in studio, and Op says they are from the ‘Lingerie Bowl’. Patrice talks about the girl that is wearing a coat in the group, and he says she is the ‘cunt’ of the group. She tries to defend herself, but Patrice sticks to his belief that she is just being bitchy, and then she walks out of the studio.• Erock goes and out and talks to the girl, and then he comes in and says the girl left. Patrice still sticks to his point but he says he is sorry for saying ‘cunt’.• The girls explain what the Lingerie Bowl is about. Op asks if there is a chance of ‘oopsies’. Op points out that Patrice is writing out an apology letter to the girl that ran out the studio. They thank the girls for coming in, and say goodbye to them.• After they leave Op bows to Patrice, and Ant says the viciousness was so sudden. Patrice says he could just feel it as soon as she walked in. Ant confirms that the girls can’t hear him and then tells Patrice he thought that was fan-fucking-tastic. Op gives out the girls name – ‘Danielle Gamba’ and her website. • They get ready to take a break after talking for an hour and Op points out that Stern is saying that he only wants to do four days because of the reduced commercials on his show now.• Back to Danielle Gamba, Ant says Patrice probably put the first wrinkle on her 20 year old face. Op reads from her My Space page, and reads her bio.• Audio – the History Channel read by Anthony into break• Caller – says that what just happened with those girls is the reason that they are better than Howard.• Audio – ‘the story of the day’, about a woman that gave birth to a baby in her bathroom and didn’t know that she was pregnant.• They discuss the story, and try to figure out how the mother will explain to the daughter how she was born.• Switch to talking about American Idol.• Audio – the white girl that cursed when she messed her song up.• Anthony says that Simon does to the contestants like Patrice did to the girl in studio before. Patrice talks about how he has never done the ‘sissy deep breath’ after being told he cursed.• Patrice talks about how none of the American idol people ever hit it big after their first hit.• Audio – the ‘I Shot the Sheriff Guy’.• Patrice brings up the cowboy guy, that was really nervous because it was his first time out in public.• They talk about the highlight of the show, the ‘thing’ – guy that looked like a girl.• Audio – The ‘Thing’ on American Idol. Op says she sounds like Tara Reid on Taradise, and Ant starts talking like her. Patrice says America isn’t ready for that, not even he was the best singer.• Audio – ‘The Thing sings’.• Audio – The Judges opinion of the ‘thing’.• Audio – the ‘thing’ crying.• Patrice says that you could tell the guy had no masculinity in him by how he sings, because men usually will ‘man up’ a female song…which he goes on to demonstrate by singing ‘It’s raining Stuff’ instead of ‘it’s raining men’, which makes them lose it. Ant says they may have a hit on their hands.• Op asks who was roped into watching Skating with Celebrities, and they all say they did for a few minutes.• Audio – the cowboy dude on American Idol that they were talking about before.• Caller – pleading that they need to have Dru Boogie remixing Patrice singing ‘It’s raining Stuff’. Ant says he will be driving home singing that.• Caller – a black woman saying that they are getting here in trouble at work because she is laughing. They try to determine what shade of black she is, and Patrice tells her she doesn’t have to explain. Ant talks about racism in the worst possible situation, about one of the guys that killed a Chinese delivery man saying that all the Chinese guys look all the same.• Caller – says that they need to make sure Patrice is on the show regularly.• OZONE Midget sighting – a midget selling newspapers• Mario Music kicks in, as they start taking WDIL.– Tell ‘em Fred, Wifflebatlube, CountryBob, cigarsandscotch