When Sarah Palin’s 413-page autobiography, Going Rogue: An American Life, hit stands Tuesday, readers discovered the governor’s most mavericky move yet: The book lacks an index. So Slate has compiled its own. Just print out this index, paste it into the back of your copy, and start skipping around! (And, yes, the page numbers are real.)

Alaska ________ autumn bouquet of, 1 ________ robin’s egg sky of, 2 ________ superiority to Lower 48 of, 1-413

Baldwin, Alec

________ preference for Stephen over, 314

Biden, Joe

________ gaffes of, 278

________ pre-debate stretching regimen of, 296

________ accidental reference to as “Sen. O’Biden,” 289

blinking, not, 198

Blitzer, Wolf

________ approval of mother of, 351

________ implicit disapproval of, 351

Builder, Tito the, 305

Bono, nondescript conversation with, 301

books and magazines, references to

________ A Conflict of Vision, 385

________ Animal Farm, 27

________ Buck, Pearl S., 180

________ Bible, the, 15

________ cookbooks, 15

________ Lewis, C.S., 27

________ Nash, Ogden, 15

________ National Geographic, 27

________ Pearl, The, 27

________ Ranger Rick, 27

________ Reader’s Digest, 15

________ Seagull, Jonathan Livingston, 27

________ Service, Robert, 15

________ Sports Illustrated, 27

________ Wonderful World of Oz, The, 16

cap and trade

________ brilliant suggested renaming of as “Cap and Tax,” 390

________ characterization of as “environmentalist Ponzi scheme,” 391

capital letters, unorthodox use of

________ “Patriots,” dedication page

Clinton, Hillary

________ invitation to coffee with, 287

________ whining of, 287

Community organizing, actual responsibility lackingness of, 65, 242

Couric, Katie

________ “repetitive, biased questions” of, 271

________ unfair editing of interview with, 273

________ condescension of, 276

________ things I could/should have said to, 274-5

________ things I could have done instead of talking to, 279

crowds

________ unexpected size of, 266

________ insistence on lingering with, despite objections from campaign staffers, 268

debate, vice presidential

________ poorness of preparation for, 281-85

________ answers they made me give during, 281

________ answers I wanted to give during, 282

________ wink during, N/A

“Democrat,” usage of as adjective, 155, 227

dialogue, implausibly recreated, 2, 53, 74, 151, 161, 179, 188, 217, 235, 318, 358, 375

diet

________ forced by Steve Schmidt to go on, 284

________ Steve Schmidt needs to go on, 285

eBay

________ attempted selling of jet on, 147

________ fudging of original claim that I did sell jet on, 147

e-mail, hacking of, 263-65

exclamation point, usage of, 4, 26, 120, 121, 122, 138, 150, 199, 207, 222, 223, 225, 233, 239, 241, 276, 302, 307

evolution

________ skeptical views of, 217

________________ use of word “Neanderthal” despite, 30, 172

“experts,” wrongness of, 254, 289, 336, 375, 392

Facebook

________ citation of as example of laudable free-market enterprise, 400

________ utility of for calling out haters, 400

Ferraro, Geraldine

________ kinship with, 295

food, Alaskan

________ halibut tacos, 1

________ reindeer sausage 1

________ caribou lasagna, 218

foreshadowing, dramatic, 25, 28, 44

God

________ belief in, 22

________ rewards from in the form of

________________ children (implicit), 23

________________ Todd Palin, 34

________________ job for Todd, 50

________ conversation with, 173

________ master plan of, 176

________ inability to make mistakes of, 185

________ letter written in the voice of, 185-87

________ deliberate causation of premature birth of Trig of, 195

Going rogue, actual instances of

________ handing phone to McCain for a radio interview without permission, 252

________ expressing regret about pulling out of Michigan, 298

________ distancing self from $150,000 wardrobe purchase, 317

________ Todd going onstage on Election Night despite being told not to, 337

Hasselbeck, Elizabeth

________ “bold and talented” nature of, 315

haters, named

________ Andrew Halcro, 116

________ “falafel lady” Andree McLeod, 117

________ Huffington Post, 238

haters, unnamed

________ Ashley Judd, 134

________ “town crier,” 117

________ Andrew Sullivan, 238

________ David Corn, 305

Hunting and/or fishing, 10, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, 25, 29, 31 (before school), 44, 49, 55, 165, 166, 177, 327, 379

Johnston, Levi

________ single, unnamed reference to as Bristol’s “former boyfriend,” 375

journalists, top sources for

________ a defeated former Palin opponent, 236

________ a maniacal blogger, 236

________ the “falafel lady,” 236

Kerry, John, elitism of, 181

Lieberman, Joe, 285-86

________ advice from, 286

life, observations about

________ “Life has a fascinating way of coming full circle,” 131

“maverick,” various forms of, 90, 252, 299

mavericky decisions, examples of

________ not using corporate jet, 130

________ firing personal chef, 133

________ not spending time on the Juneau cocktail circuit, 140

McCain, Cindy

________ elegance and beauty of, 210

________ inaccuracy of “ice queen” reputation of, 221

McCain, John

________ first meeting with, 210

________ discussion of candidacy with, 220

________ final conversation with, 336

________ characterization of as “my friend,” 380

meat

________ preference for, 18

________ deep question about: “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” 133

media

________ getting things wrong, 203, 233, 237, 238, 276, 342, 378

________ getting things right, 246

________ liberalness of, 270

“midnight sun,” 1, 22, 149

miracle, Election Day prayer for, 331

mistakes

________ betraying Todd’s stepmom by not backing her for Wasilla mayor, 87

________ not making a bigger issue of the Rev. Wright, 307

moose, 18, 20, 31, 113, 134, 270

music listened to

________ Toby Keith, 105

________ Black Eyed Peas, 114

________ “an old LL Cool J remix,” 114

names, origins of

________ Track, 53

________ Bristol, 57

________ Willow, N/A

________ Piper, 76

________ Agia (puppy), 137

________ Trig, 185

“nerd,” characterization of self as, 37, 149

Obama, Barack

________ impressive but empty oratorical skills of, 227

________ “staggering national deficit” incurred by, 388

Palin, Todd

________ ownership of 1972 Ford Mustang by, 34

________ quiet maturity of, 34

________ manly physique of, 352

philosophers, citation of

________ Aristotle, 63

________ King, Martin Luther, Jr., 86

________ Paine, Thomas, 146

________ Pascal, 22

________ Plato, 24

________ Twain, Mark, 397

policy, preference for over politics, 156

politics-as-usual, 3, 5, 6, 70, 72, 109, 119, 144, 156, 183

________ (Seealso status quo, 5)

prayers

________ answered

________________ boyfriend, 33

________________ job for Todd with British Petroleum, 50

________ not answered

________________ winning debate with Joe Biden, 295

________________ winning 2008 election, 333

pregnancy

________ descriptions of

________________ “I porked up,” 50

________________ “ready to calve,” 51

________________ “more nauseated than usual,” 171

________________ “starving for king crab and scallops,” 192

________________ feeling contractions during Texas speech, 194

________ reaction to own

________________ ”Holy geez!” 171

________ reaction to Bristol’s

________________ “Truthfully, I was devastated,” 207

________ campaign’s advance knowledge of, 214

________ campaign’s botched handling of, 234

“progress,” usage of as transitive verb, 64

pundits, idiocy of, 44

Reagan, Ronald, 3, 12, 45, 46, 47, 59, 124, 158, 216, 297, 384, 386, 387, 391, 394, 400

________ (See: USS Ronald Reagan, 394)

resignation

________ ethics complaints that led to, 352

________ FOIA requests that led to, 354

________ agonizing over, 375-76

________ announcement of, 377

________ characterization of as “not retreating” but “reloading,” 377, 383

Rock, Kid

________ approval of as “pro-America” with “common sense ideas,” 300

running (exercise)

________ Refusal of campaign to let her engage in, 285

________ Injury incurred the one time she is allowed to engage in, 291

Russia, proximity of Alaska to, 275

________ map proving it, pre-index page

Salter, Mark

________ willingness to engage in fisticuffs, 213

Sarkozy, Nicolas

________ prank call from impersonator of, 326

________ Schmidt’s “screaming” reaction to, 328

Saturday Night Live, 26

________ watching of, 26

________ longtime admiration for, 26

________ excitement to go on, 308

________ comparing belly sizes with cast of, 311

________ transcript of moose rap on, 312

Scheunemann, Randy

________ likeability of, 228

________ willingness to defend Palin of, 319

Schmidt, Steve

________ bald head of, 212

________ 24-hour sunglasses-wearing of, 212

________ unlikeability of, 212

________ conniving, back-stabbing machinations of, 318-21

science, inadequacy of to explain existence, 47

sentence, actual

________ “As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on,” 102

Seward, William H.

________ mockery of for purchasing Alaska in 1867, 12

________ ultimate vindication of, 13

shaking things up, locations of

________ city hall, 72

________ state house, 128

________ “across the entire state,” 123

skeletons in closet, only

________ D in college, 214

slogans

________ “Positive-ly Palin,” 64

________ “New Energy,” 86

________ “Change,” 112

________ “New Energy for Alaska,” 119

________ “Take a Stand,” 119

________ “Greenies. Grannies. Gunnies,” 129

________ “Country First,” 269

snowmachine, 17, 18, 34, 44, 47, 83, 125, 187-89, 302

________ Todd’s injury on, 189

speech, Republican National Convention

________ characterization of as “a team effort,” 239

________ line-by-line rehashing of, 240-46

speech, election night

________ painstaking drafting of, 332-35

________ Schmidt forbidding delivery of, 336

________ added humiliation of having to physically hold it, rolled-up, onstage, 336

sports metaphors

________ running, 27, 204

________ softball, 32

________ basketball, 41

________ dog racing, 70

________ hunting, 344

Stevens, Ted

________ road trip with, 89

Stone, Oliver

________ refusal to shake hands with, 313

tax cuts, benefits of, 46

terrorists

________ Obama palling around with, 306

________________ regret over inability to talk more about, 307

“Trig Truthers,” 238, 347

Troopergate, 201-204, 246

________ Failure of press to comprehend, 203

turkey, on-camera killing of, 345 *

upbringing, hardscrabbleness of,

________ sewed own clothes, 16

________ baked own bread, 17

________ stacked own firewood, 17

________ unheated, unfurnished family room, 26

________ didn’t ask for money from parents, 32

“up-do,” explanation of, 231

Wallace, Nicolle

________ disloyalty of, 256

________ incompetence of, 256

________ friendship with Katie Couric, 272

wardrobe

________ disdain for cost of, 230

________ $150,000 price of, 314

________ unfair media reaction to, 315

________ absence of Palin responsibility for, 317

Warren, Rick

________ praying in the shower with, 302

Wasilla, notable nicknames for

________ Home of the Iditarod, 64

________ Duct Tape Capital of the World, 66

wedding

________ simple city hall-style of, 49

________ food served at (Wendy’s), 49

________ cost of wedding ring ($35), 230

Wurzelbacher, Joe “the Plumber,” 304-7

“you betcha”

________ revelation of as not actually Alaska’s state motto, 309

Slate V: A Very Palin Thanksgiving